Nov. 3: THE SCHRADER BROUHAHAHAHA. I’ve thrown away my hearing aid and stuffed my ears with q-tips. Nevertheless, I hear lots of things about the Dean Kathleen Schrader brouhaha. Let’s just say that there are those who believe that, on the day that Schrader was “fired,” this is what occurred:
Schrader was called into President Roquemore’s office and “reprimanded” for, well, something. As near as anyone can tell, she was reprimanded for, um, allowing bio faculty to joke briefly about his wife’s goddam cake. Or maybe about his wife, a notorious personage.
OK, then Schrader leaves Roquemore’s office, still employed, and goes to her office, where she encounters her secretary, the woman who, we’re told, delivered the infamous School meeting “tape recording” to Roquemore’s office. (Was she Roquemore or Craig Justice’s secret mole? Was she an open mole? Want kind of college uses moles?)
Naturally, at this point, Schrader is disinclined to murmer sweet nothings into the secretary’s ear. Instead, she roared something like, “Blah, blah, blah, you fucking bitch!”
I dunno. To me, that seems understated. --Under the circumstances, I mean.
Next (according to the story), Ms. Mole immediately rats out Schrader. Upon hearing Mole’s report of fresh Schraderian atrocities, Glenn fires Schrader.
—Except for one thing. The law is such that, given these circumstances, Schrader cannot be “fired.” She’s not fired until HR makes that determination, and, as far as we know, HR has not made that determination.
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Further, until Schrader is “fired,” no one can be hired to replace her as dean.
There’s been lots of murmurings about Schrader’s “replacement” (if that’s the word). The name that seems to come up the most is a tenured professor of Mathematics. I've heard that from several sources.
Could be. That person definitely has administrative ambitions.
If this "you bitch" story (or some version of it) is true, we are still confronted with this very odd fact: that Prez Roquemore reprimanded Dean Schrader, not for something she said about his wife, but for something her faculty said (without Schrader’s encouragement) briefly, informally, during a School meeting.
There are some seriously incompetent administrators on this campus. I'm continually amazed that Roquemore has no trouble with that.
But let a dean preside over a meeting in which people criticize the First Lady's cake, and there's hell to pay.