Thursday, July 1, 2010

Remembering Sunny Girl, cat



Eradicating gooey residue


     Whoa! The district isn’t wasting any time! Just now, I happened to go to the district website and I noticed that any and all references to Raghu Mathur are quickly disappearing.
     For instance, if you go to the Chancellor’s page, you’ll find a bio, not of Mathur, but of (acting chancellor) Dixie Bullock! (See mug shot.)
     But the darned guy only “left” sixteen hours ago!
     I looked up Mathur’s name in the district directory, and guess what? He’s listed, but with a weird note: “leave till 6/30/11.”
     Garsh. Pretty ruthless.
     But I like it.
     If you're smart, you'll hang on to any Raghulia and Mathurian memorabilia that you have. Some day, it'll fetch a good price. I mean, think what's happened with Spiro Agnew watches!
     But he's gone. Amazing!
     What will life be like for the Gooster?

No more parades, waving to people who don't know who the **** you are!

No more free luxury wheels!

No more mentoring of student trustees!

No more (curiously unenthusiastic yet routine) "standing O's"

No more complimentary hair gel—and $25K-a pop legal representation to help you negotiate your "retirement"!

No more blowing off committee recommendations and honest processes so you can hire a guy just 'cause he's got connections with the Governor!


No more awarding trustees "recognitions of excellence" for recognizing your alleged excellence!

No more closed-door "Listen, you weren't the best candidate, but I chose you anyway, so you owe me" conversations with odd new hires!




No more accusing critics of "racism" and alleging "threats" against you whenever some kid notices that you're as naked as a jaybird!

And finally, no more secret reconnaissance flights!

Only $300 a night? Ernst is a piker compared to Williams

     SOCCCD trustee and OC Public Administrator John “Dolt” Williams isn’t the only guy who travels to delightful faraway places on the public’s dime. Yesterday, OC Reg “watchdog” reporter Teri Sforza updated us concerning former CSU official David Ernst (Globe-trotting ex-CSU official skates, audit says), who took “at least $152,441 in improper expense reimbursements for ‘unnecessary’ trips to Shanghai, London, Singapore, Amsterdam, and spending nearly $300 a night on hotels while traveling in California,” according to the state.
     Only $300 a night? Ernst is a piker compared to Brown Boy (aka Bailiff Boy, PE Boy, Orlando Boy, JackAss). Gosh, he spends more than that when he’s visiting crummy old Sacramento!
     Back in December, says Sforza, the State Auditor used “unusually strong language” to condemn Ernst’s scandalous use of expense accounts. He/She also criticized CSU “for bad oversight, squishy policies, and failing to grasp the enormity of the problem.”
     The auditor gave CSU various recommendations that the University essentially blew off. And so, on Tuesday, the Auditor released an update, reminding voters that CSU “has made no effort to recover from the former official … improper expense reimbursements totaling $150,607….”
     Sforza notes that this “news comes at a tender time, as outrage festers over skyrocketing student fees at UC and CSU.” Yeah, tender. And fester.
     She also reports that Ernst is now working for UC. His starting salary: $238K.
     I noticed that the agenda for Monday’s meeting of the SOCCCD board mentions no requests for travel to conferences.
     Do you suppose that Johnny’s decided to be more careful? More likely, his GOP handlers/advisors have told Orlando Boy to lay low for a while and cut out the conspicuous ridiculous consumption.
     That’s very unRepublican, but a guy’s got to do what a guy’s got to do.

UPDATE ON MATHUR's APPARENT AWOLERY:

     A reliable person assures me that former SOCCCD Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur is on vacation, and that's why he missed Monday's meeting of the SOCCCD board.
     OK, but that doesn't explain board Prez Don Wagner's failure to explain Mathur's absence. And, like my source says, "it could be that Mathur's vacation was strongly encouraged."
     Denizens of Irvine Valley College will be celebrating Mathur's forced exit at an "Independence" party today. They're saying it's about the nation's independence, but that's days away, wink wink, nudge nudge.
     Again, thanks Don. We really appreciate it!

POERTNER'S PARTY WAS A HIT:

     I'm also told that yesterday's party for retiring VC Gary Poertner was very well attended--so much so that the air on the third floor was stifling. They had to break open a window with one of Raghu's green polyurethane plaques. Somebody tried to set fire to Raghu's "big chair." There was some nudity and heavy drinking and ribald story-telling.
     Well, no, but I'm told that it was a big success and it even included an entertaining skit about pretzels or something.
     No nudity. Pretzels.
     Gosh, everybody loves Gary. How can he leave us?
     I'm told that Mathur's party a month or so ago was, well, "pretty dead."
     There was a solitary firecracker at the BBC event. The damned thing fizzled. Raghu made his "finger" speech. Everybody went home sober and pissed.


• Standing Up to 'Accreditation Shopping' (Inside Higher Ed)

Critics of for-profit higher education have of late drawn attention to what they see as a pattern of "accreditation shopping" in which for-profit entities purchase financially struggling nonprofit colleges, and then hold on to the regional accreditation that the nonprofit colleges had for years, even as the new owners expand or radically change the institutions' missions. ¶ One accreditor is saying "not so fast." The Higher Learning Commission of the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools has recently rejected two "change of control" requests to have accreditation continue with the purchases of nonprofit colleges (Dana College, in Nebraska, and Rochester College, in Michigan) by for-profit entities. Further, the accreditor insisted on a series of stipulations to approve the continued accreditation of Iowa's Waldorf College -- stipulations that will effectively keep the near-term focus of the college on its residential, liberal arts mission….

• Regent U. Gets a Bailout From Founder's TV Network, but Moody's Outlook Remains Negative (Chronicle of Higher Education)

Regent University is in dire financial straits, but it received help last week from the Christian Broadcasting Network, according to a report released on Wednesday by Moody's Investors Service. ¶ M.G. (Pat) Robertson, the influential evangelical broadcaster, founded both the network and Regent University, which was originally called CBN University. Both are located in Virginia Beach, Va., and Mr. Robertson is Regent's chancellor and president....

Thanks, Don!

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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