by Red Emma
π΅ It’s Delightful,
π΅ It’s Delicious,
π΅ It’s Dewormer!Hey, anti-vaxxers, COVID deniers or vaccine hesitants! Here are three new takes on old mixological favorites, creative ways to self-medicate without government interference or medical oversight. Whether drinking alone or definitely not socially distanced, by yourself or in a big mega-MAGA group of other freedom-loving non-mask wearing imbibers (of Fox News and conspiracy theories, New Age nonsense or just plain All-American live free or die, die, die ideology), these horse dewormer-infused new instant classics with a very special veterinary medicine ingredient will provide relief via an intoxicating non-medical alternative treatment while also affirming your worldview. Feel good while you feel bad, worse and, finally feel nothing at all!
Cheers!
Experimint Julep π£ π
2 tablets Ivermectin (2 x 0.15 mg.)24 mint leaves
4 teaspoons powdered sugar
12 ounces bourbon
crushed ice
Seizurac π± π
4 tablets Ivermectin (4 x 0.15 mg.)1/4 teaspoon anise-flavored liqueur
1/2 teaspoon water
2 dashed Peychaud bitters
ice cubes
1/4 cup rye whiskey
Mississippi Bourbon (Sucker) Punch π π π10 tablets Ivermectin (10 x 0.15 mg.)
2 (750 milliliter) bottles dry muscadine wine, chilled
1 (12-oz.) bottle grenadine, chilled
1 1/2 cups chilled bourbon
1 cup chilled cranberry juice
8 cups ice cubes
1 (12-oz.) can lemon-lime soft drink, chilled
1 cup chilled club soda