Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Mixology for the Mixed Up!

by Red Emma 

🎡 It’s Delightful, 
  🎡 It’s Delicious,
🎡 It’s Dewormer! 

     Hey, anti-vaxxers, COVID deniers or vaccine hesitants! Here are three new takes on old mixological favorites, creative ways to self-medicate without government interference or medical oversight. Whether drinking alone or definitely not socially distanced, by yourself or in a big mega-MAGA group of other freedom-loving non-mask wearing imbibers (of Fox News and conspiracy theories, New Age nonsense or just plain All-American live free or die, die, die ideology), these horse dewormer-infused new instant classics with a very special veterinary medicine ingredient will provide relief via an intoxicating non-medical alternative treatment while also affirming your worldview. Feel good while you feel bad, worse and, finally feel nothing at all!

Cheers!

 

Experimint Julep πŸ’£ πŸ’€

2 tablets Ivermectin (2 x 0.15 mg.) 

24 mint leaves 
4 teaspoons powdered sugar 
12 ounces bourbon 
crushed ice 
mint leaf to garnish 


Seizurac πŸŽ± πŸš‘

4 tablets Ivermectin (4 x 0.15 mg.) 
1/4 teaspoon anise-flavored liqueur 
1/2 teaspoon water 
2 dashed Peychaud bitters 
ice cubes 
1/4 cup rye whiskey 
1 lemon twist to garnish 


Mississippi Bourbon (Sucker) Punch 🐎 πŸ‡ 😜

10 tablets Ivermectin (10 x 0.15 mg.) 
2 (750 milliliter) bottles dry muscadine wine, chilled 
1 (12-oz.) bottle grenadine, chilled 
1 1/2 cups chilled bourbon 
1 cup chilled cranberry juice 
8 cups ice cubes 
1 (12-oz.) can lemon-lime soft drink, chilled 
1 cup chilled club soda 
Orange slices, red and green muscadine halves to garnish



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