Reportedly, in an effort to assuage the frustration and anger of the forty-some-odd members of Irvine Valley College’s Schools of
Humanities & Languages and
Social & Behavioral Sciences, college administration is expected to unveil a “Lego® model” of a proposed H&L&S&BS building at its much-heralded “all college” meeting on Monday.
When asked, however, when the real building will be built, administrators eventually acknowledged that it is "unlikely" that it will be built “before the middle of the century.”
"But the Lego version should be ready by Sunday," they said.
Meanwhile, a team of visiting faculty could not find a single business instructor in the new “Business Science” (BSTIC) building.
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Lego® President Roquemore and Lego VPI Justice |
Said one denizen, "Well, most faculty don't teach on Fridays. Besides, there's only a couple of full-time business faculty left at this college. What can I say?"
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Lego® rendition of proposed "Excellence Center" |