Friday, June 5, 2009

"The Vets are coming!" he shot back combatively

In this morning’s Inside Higher Ed:
Campuses as Vet-Friendly Zones
…Student veterans have become more visible on many campuses…, and colleges, preparing for an expected increase in veteran enrollment once the new Post-9/11 GI Bill takes effect this August, have taken notice. Many colleges have been stepping up their support for and outreach to veterans, by creating veterans' offices, streamlining their admission and registration processes, expanding their counseling center capacity, establishing mentoring programs, and training faculty and staff.

"I am very pleased. It seems like people have really started to understand that the veteran population is going to be increasing soon, and veterans are a little different than the average college student, the average 18-year-old, coming to school," says John Powers, executive director of Student Veterans of America. The number of SVA chapters has grown by about 15 chapters a month since January, and there are now 177 chapters in 40 different states, Powers says. “Everyone’s very, very motivated. Some of them are social clubs, but some of them are really changing policies,” says Powers.

“There are some universities out there that are fully prepared, they’re on board. Every college is different. You can have great admissions policies, but you may not have a veterans’ resource center on campus. The counseling center may be lacking,” says Powers….

Student Veterans of America

TOM SWIFTIES?

Speaking of coming up short, this morning, the New York Times’ Schott’s Vocab presents and initiates a competition of “Tom Swifties.”

What are those? you ask (me too). Well, “‘Tom Swifties’ are curious puns that monkey with the description of reported speech for comic effect.”

Schott offers these examples (among others):
“Who discovered radium?” asked Marie curiously.

“Show no mercy killing the vampire,” said Tom painstakingly.

I listed these ‘cause I either didn’t like or didn’t get the others.

Readers have already begun submitting their TSs. Here are some of my fave’s:
“I hear the president asked King Abdullah about the Saudi penalty for pickpockets,” Tom said offhandedly.

“I adore hamburgers,” he said with relish.

Oh I dropped my toothpaste behind the sink, he said, crestfallen.

“Is it time to burn the abortion clinics?” asked Tom inquisitively.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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