Gratification delayed |
In the year 1972, when IVC was just a satellite campus in
the SOCCCD’s eye, Stanford University professor Walter Mischel was conducting
what would come to be known as one of the classic behavioral experiments in
psychology: the Marshmallow Experiment. After
assembling a test group of about 600 four-to-six-year-olds, Mischel asked his
minions to seat each test subject at a table in a small room. A marshmallow was placed on plate on the
table, and the child was told that if he or she could just refrain from eating
the marshmallow while the experimenter was out of the room, he or she would be
rewarded with a second. Alas, seventy
percent of the children could not wait the fifteen to twenty minutes and gave
in to temptation, thus losing their reward. Thirty percent, however, waited successfully and earned the second
marshmallow. This minority, the
experiment claimed, had a better chance at success in life than did the
majority group, simply because the minority exhibited that valuable life skill of self-control and delayed gratification.
A psychology classic |
At Irvine Valley College this last week, the sudden
overnight appearance of a giant marshmallow placed where the partially
constructed liberal arts building had stood led certain faculty to speculate as
to whether Mischel’s experiment was being replayed in a different context. After its usual careful research, DtB
confirmed through a possibly administrative source speaking on the condition of
not being identified that this indeed was the case.
“If faculty can keep from entering the giant marshmallow for
12 months, they will get two liberal arts buildings instead of one,” the source
confirmed. If, however, the academics
give into temptation and enter the building, or try to eat it, then they will
only get one building.
Rumor has it that the second building would be constructed
on the corner of Irvine Center Drive and Jeffrey Road. The source denied that the second building
would be used for IVC’s recently delayed program in Campfire Sciences.