IVC ACADEMIC SENATE INSIDERS just provided me some intel concerning Tuesday’s highly exclusive “initial launch” of the CAFÉ—the Center for the Advancement of Faculty Éxcellence.
The scoop: evidently, VPI Justice isn’t coughing up enough dough to cover the valet parking, so the Senate Cabinet decided to raise funds this week via T-Shirt sales.*
The scoop: evidently, VPI Justice isn’t coughing up enough dough to cover the valet parking, so the Senate Cabinet decided to raise funds this week via T-Shirt sales.*
Here’s what they'll be selling (at least in my imagination):
Evidently, this sentiment will "set the tone" for the CAFÉ. I told them that I didn't understand. "It's kind of like a keynote address, but in cotton," they explained. |
Ac. Sen. Prez LDA insisted on this one. And why not? |
This seems to be some kind of double entendre. That's French, you know. |
Hey, who ain't in favor of justice? |