Thursday, August 16, 2018

Flex week follies

     Finally went to the college today, a step from a long, hot summer into a chirpy and earnest new semester.
     When I got to the Liberal Arts Building, I encountered several colleagues and friends who complained about President Roquemore’s then-occurring “Breakfast” and “Welcome,” held at the Performing Arts Center. It featured, they said, an inexplicable presentation by an Automobile Club executive about “texting and driving.”
     Don’t do it, he said, I guess.
     Members of the audience were perplexed and annoyed. The situation was sufficiently absurd that some people just walked out.
     “WTF?” they told me.
     I was also told that the session was very poorly attended. The story is that Roquemore had moved the session to Thursday precisely because he was sick and tired of low turnouts on Monday.
     But today’s turnout was especially bad. He even commented on it.
     A sour note.



     Evidently the fellow is unaware that he is a distinctly unpopular president. He is not respected, and he is not liked.
     Nevertheless, the clueless fellow has been the chief exec at IVC for 16 miserable years.
     —Oh. He also showed some baby pics. Sans music.
     Whatever.

     A couple of days ago, at the (new) Chancellor’s welcome, also held at the IVC Performing Arts Center, things came off without a hitch, or so I'm told. The new Chance seemed promising.
     That was followed by the usual SOCCCD Faculty Association Meeting and Luncheon, where the head of the union’s contract negotiating team laid out the facts about summer’s negotiations.
     With the Chancellor and some of the Board present, Comrade Long laid it all out. It was devastating. Or so I'm told.
     The Board is seriously low-balling the faculty, both full-time and part-time. It's as plain as day.

     Below, I’ve posted some videos about opening sessions and board meetings (etc.) from 10 years ago and 20 years ago. Enjoy.

TEN YEARS AGO:


     For some reason, the execrable Raghu Mathur was fascinated with Elvis, and he somehow befriended the "OC Elvis." In the spring of '08, the latter was hired to do his ultra-kitchy Elvis/Neil Diamond show for the Chancellor's Opening Session.
     For this occasion, Raghu arranged for some sort of direct involvement in the entertainment—and it somehow went seriously haywire. Never found out the how or why (Trustee Fuentes alludes to some kind of snafu). And so we all—i.e., OC Elvis, Tom, and the audience—waited while the Vegas-era Elvis music played. But Raghu the Entertainer failed to emerge. Finally, Raghu broke through the drapes and.....
     What did he think he was doing? No-one knows, as near as I can tell. Perhaps the idea was that there can be no greater pleasure, no more elevating experience, than beholding the Great Man, Raghu, lip-sincing Elvis.
     What an asshole.
     One time Raghu showed up as Johnny Carson's "Carnac" character. Sheesh. I'll try to dig that up.

FALL 2008












20 YEARS AGO






Hooker 'n' drug activity?

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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