Tuesday, December 9, 2008

A delightful cookie soirée

The always-adventurous and gregarious Lisa and David held a fine "cookie soirée" in the A200 faculty lounge today at Irvine Valley College. The cookie count was high, and the coffee was good, albeit presented in a cardboard box.

Denizens of the college traveled from as far afield as A100 to join in the java 'n' chocolate-chippian merriment. Hell, some of the people were total strangers to me. I said "Hi" anyway.

David's mom made most of the cookies, I think. They were great, although the white ones reminded me of the Monsanto "House of the Future" at Disneyland, which I'm told they've squirreled away in the basement next to Mr. Toad.

Lisa was as pleased as punch. She's quite the community organizer, you know--and an anarchist, like Professor Chomsky.

People came in waves. Each time, Lisa chased me out there to be friendly and smile like a dope, but that was OK. Everybody was nice and a good time was had by all.

I ate one too many cookies and so I'm now descending into a diabetic coma, but I need some sleep anyway.

Be on the lookout for Lisa and David's next soirée, which will feature the return of "yellow cake" and Uncle Buster's special phosphorescent Key lime pie. Yum!

Took some pics on the way home. You can tell, I guess, that the coma started kicking in. Whatever.



Here's my 41st grunt

▼ Over at the OC Reg's College Life blog, Marla Jo Fisher reports that the CSU Teaching Assistants’ union has called for a strike—to commence tomorrow morning (CSU teaching assistants to strike, just in time for finals).

Apparently, CSU officials regard the strike as illegal.

One reader, who goes by the handle Grunt41, opined as follows:
When I was at UCLA I found that my TA’s often knew less about the subject matter than I did, causing me to by-pass them and deal directly with the professors. Further, having to attend discussion sessions that they held was a torture that they wouldn’t even use at Gitmo, or Pyongyang [Ooh, nice name-dropping, jarhead].

Reduce the student body, which will reduce class size, have the students deal directly with the professors, and put the TA’s, and others, in check by letting them know that a higher education is a privilege, not a right.

Perhaps "Grunt41" isn't this fellow's name. Perhaps he's trying to tell us that this opinion of his is his 41st grunt in a series of grunts. That makes more sense, seems to me.

Another fellow wrote to say:
Fire them if they go on strike and replace them with someone who would do anything for a job. Stupid, ungrateful people. They think they are entitled to something for nothing? Join the real word. Man do I hate unions.

Pithy, that. But I really don’t think it will work to replace all of these TAs with just one guy. Plus: what's he mean by the "real word"? How do you join that? And who's to say which words are the real ones?

▼ Meanwhile, Matt Coker over in the OC Weekly webpage (UCI SCIENTIST HELPS ADD MORE CULPRITS TO THE GLOBAL WARMING LIST) reports that
…an international study that includes the research of a UC Irvine scientist has found drought and deforestation can also help fuel the pesky phenomenon [aka global warming] and should be included in future climate pacts.

The findings show deforestation limits should be part of future climate agreements, according to UCI climate scientist James Randerson, who co-authored the study published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (love their centerfolds!).
...
He notes that "[l]and managers respond to the drought by using fire to clear more land. In dry years, they burn deeper into the forest, which in turn releases more carbon dioxide." ….

That sucks, man.

"It's the audacity of the conduct"

From DtB file Q
▼ For those trustees with hinky reimbursements for travel and lodging expenses at conferences, let this be a warning. From this morning’s Record:

Serna resigns from Delta board: Trustee pleads no contest to charges she took double reimbursements:

STOCKTON - Longtime San Joaquin Delta College Trustee Maria Elena Serna resigned from the board Monday moments before pleading no contest to a charge that she claimed reimbursement twice for several business trips dating back to 2005.

Serna, a Delta trustee since 1990, was accused of claiming nearly $1,650 from both Delta College and the Community College League of California [CCLC], which held conferences attended by Serna in San Francisco and Sacramento. The money has been paid back, prosecutors said.

"It's not the amount of the money. It's the audacity of the conduct," said Deputy District Attorney Stephen E. Taylor. "When people do that in public service, they have to leave."

Delta administrators noticed inconsistencies in Serna's reimbursement records and contacted prosecutors, who sent the case to Stockton police. A criminal complaint was filed Friday following a two-month investigation.

The single felony charge levied on Serna could have resulted in up to three years in state prison.

One example: According to an internal Delta College memo, Serna attended a meeting of the nonprofit college league June 20-21 in Sacramento. Delta College used a $179 credit card payment to reserve her room at the Hyatt Regency hotel; Serna wrote up her own reimbursement for the same amount and filed it with the league.

Prosecutor Taylor accused Serna of "felony conduct" and said the case was treated very seriously because Serna held public office....

As we reported previously, our own trustee John Williams attended a one-day CCLC event, also in Sacramento, in June (17) of 2008. His lodging cost the district $605.56. Click on the graphic for details. (This is a public document from the last board agenda.)


▼ From this morning’s New York Times: Those Taking Graduate Test Abruptly Drop in Number

In bad times, the conventional wisdom has it, people flock to graduate school. But there is at least one sign that in this recession, that may not happen.

After years of steady growth, the number of students taking the Graduate Record Examination, which is required for most graduate programs, is on course to decline this year.

At the start of the year, the Educational Testing Service, which administers the $140 exam, projected that 675,000 students would take it by year’s end. Now the service estimates that the total will be only about 621,000.

“If historic patterns hold, enrollments should rise in a recession, but they have not yet,” said Debra W. Stewart, president of the Council of Graduate Schools. “We’re trying to figure out why the pattern is changing, and the loan situation can’t be ignored….

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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