Commencement speakers make the most of their brief time onstage (LA Times)
This morning, Steve Harvey offers “commencement” speech stories, including one about Richard Moore, then-president of Santa Monica College, who, back in 1992, offered only three words: ‘“Feelings.” Then, “Adventures.” And finally, “Ideas.”’ He sat down.
Many of us in the SOCCCD dream that Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur will some day adopt this practice. Imagine: he walks to the podium. He offers three words: "For." Then, "deh." And finally, "students." He sits down.
Another story is about Theodor Geisel of “Dr. Suess” fame.
He was lured out of La Jolla to receive an honorary degree from Lake Forest (Ill.) College in 1977.
Though he was listed as commencement speaker, he told officials upon arriving that he had no intention of addressing the crowd. It appeared his speech might amount to: "Thank you."
But Geisel surprised everyone by pulling out a 100-word ditty he had composed while sitting onstage.
It was an account of his Uncle Terwilliger ordering a puffed tart in a restaurant and went, in part:
"To eat these things,"
said my uncle,
"you must exercise great care.
You may swallow down what's solid
BUT
you must spit out the air!"
And as you partake of the world's bill of fare,
that's darned good advice to follow.
Do a lot of spitting out the hot air.
As O.C.’s public colleges shrink, Chapman grows
The final figures won’t be known for months, but Chapman University executives are certain about this:
When the fall semester begins, the bucolic campus in Old Towne will have more students than it did last year — a claim all or most of Orange County’s public colleges and universities won’t be able to make….
Legendary Athens band "Pylon," in their heyday, c. 1980. Guitarist Randy Bewley (far left) died of a heart attack about three months ago.
MUSIC FOR A SUNDAY MORNING:
The wonderful Iris Dement singing her "Our Town" with the help of Emmylou Harris. You'll love it! (Harris first made a name for herself as a backup singer, supporting Gram Parsons.)