WRITTEN BY CHUNK WHEELER - posted by Rebel Girl.Gazing as usual at his navel, the OC Weekly's Matt Coker reminds us that the Western Conservative Political Action Conference will be held in tony Newport Beach this weekend (Friday and Saturday) at the Radisson.
Among the participants: Andrew Breitbart, Jim Lacy, Tom Fuentes, Bruce Herschesohn, Sir Eldon Griffiths, Governor Tim Pawlenty, Meg Whitman, Chuck DeVore, Jeff Miller, Ralph Reed, Dana Rohrabacher, Ed Royce, Steve Poizner, Barry Goldwater, Jr., Gary Kreep, Don Wagner, John Ziegler, John Eastman, Michelle Steel, Matt/Jubal Cunningham and Jon Fleischman.
If there's a God, this dark assemblage will attract thunder and lightning and miasmic vortices. Imagine all of their dismal deeds momentarily projected onto the hideous, dark clouds above Fashion Island. Imagine the fire, the sulphur, the Fuentes.
The world will surely pop.
Former Mike "the racist" Carona appointee Jon "the dolt" Fleishman "coos"( Matt's word) that someone named Andrew Breitbart will be giving the opening comments for a panel Fleishman will be on. According to Matt, Breitbart, a former Drudge Report staffer, once described himself as "Matt Drudge's bitch."
The "bitch" of a bastard? How unseemly.
This Breitbart fellow is shopping for a publisher of his new book, which "shows conservatives a new way to fight back at the three big pillars of liberalism: academia, media and Hollywood."
We at the community colleges form the widest part of that first pillar, you know.
