Congressional candidate Debbie Cook has won a victory, after the Fourth District Court of Appeal dismissed a lawsuit that challenged her ballot designation as mayor of Huntington Beach...Republican leaders said they filed the lawsuit on the grounds that Cook, a Democrat, shouldn't be allowed to use the "Mayor" designation on the ground that the voters elected her to the City Council and not to the position of mayor.... Cook has said she followed the law. She called the suit an attempt to distract her from her campaign to unseat Republican Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, incumbent for the 46th Congressional District......The lawyer for the Repubs? That would be Tom Fuentes' pal (and OC "Republican mafia" Godfather) Michael Schroeder. State GOP official Keith Carlson filed the suit. Carlson, who is on the IVC Foundation board, was the emcee at the November Fuentes fundraiser.
.....The Reg notes that "Three Republican candidates for Assembly had also indicated 'mayor' in their individual ballot designations and achieved the position in a similar manner as Cook, records show. Republican leaders had not filed suit against them."
.....That's because they're assholes.
.....Carlson and Co. were ordered to pay Cook's litigation costs.
.....Nya!
• ADIOS. Meanwhile, our pal Gustavo Arellano has written his last "Ask a Mexican" column. He ended today's offering with:
And with this, the Mexican formally bids adios, effective the feast day of St. Melito. It’s been a great run, cabrones, but all the hateful e-mail, the attacks by PC pendejos and the fact that few of you have bothered to submit video questions to my YouTube channel wear on a guy, you know? Besides, like Mr. Dooley, Olle I Skratthult and The Katzenjammer Kids before me, this column’s time has come: It’s no longer necessary to explain Mexicans to Americans because Mexicans are Americans. Gracias for all the fights, the propositions of sexytime explosion, and the slugged-back tequila shots after book signings, but there’s a little ranchito in Zacatecas waiting for me and a barefoot muchacha ready to cook me dinner. Vaya con Dios, America, and always remember: Order the enchilada-and-taco combo TO GO.