by Red Emma, actually.
Today seems as good a day as any to inaugurate a new occasional contribution from Red, occasional reader of the Register. Okay, I almost never read it, much less on any particular occasion. I read it waiting to get my car smogged. I read it in the dermatologist's office. Today, at lunch with my dining companion of 26 years, I opened the thing to the Letters and was captivated by the header "Prayer changes things." Again, not so much captivated as, well, gripped with a combination of anticipatory dread and the affirmation of every assumption I hold about the readers of and writers to the editor of the county's most dreadful and affirming newspaper. Okay, I'm almost there. Sorry. Here's the thing: Is the writer of this letter, one Leonard Musgrave of Orange, actually putting us on? Is he out-Registering the Register and pulling Red's limb? Is his rhetorical strategy one of cleverly ironic putting on one-upmanship? Or is he (you should forgive the phrase) for real? And why has he been watching MSNBC at all? Prayer changes things, indeed. And let's Get the US out of the United Nations and Keep Christ in Christmas. The voice suggests at first the usual 50's-era white OC Republican Protestant American idiom and tropery until that last sentence, which Red heard as funny and ironic and mean — but then again I hear everything as funny and ironic and mean! I leave it to you, dear Dissentarians. See below, unedited. Me, I am praying for another season of HBO's excellent The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency.
Prayer changes things
I have been praying for eight years for MSNBC to get rid of Keith Olberman, and it finally happened. If you pray long and hard enough, anything is possible. I will continue to pray now so MSNBC gets rid of Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Ed Shultz, Lawrence O'Donnell, Dylan Ratigan and any other MSNBC host who uses disgusting rhetoric to marginalize the other side. While Fox has its set of characters, they are not as vile and nasty as those listed above. I must go now and pray.
Amen!
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Friday, January 28, 2011
A crack in our world!
Yesterday, we noted a crack in our world--namely, a hideous crack in the fake-brick veneer of a very visible corner of the A300 Building at Irvine Valley College. Did it mean that the building would soon collapse, sending destructive debris across the lawn, into A200, and beyond!?
Um, no. The damage is pretty superficial. It's nothin'.
And yet!
Rebel Girl remembered an absurd movie she once saw about a crack in the world. Here's the trailer.
Plainly, the film is silly, inconsequential.
AND YET!
A crack in the veneer. Not much, sure, but it remains portentous and, for all that we know, highly symbolic! Click on the graphic to see the crack in all its glory. |
Scott Lay's dire proclamation
The Lay Man |
As if Gov. Jerry Brown's proposal to slash $400 million from community colleges' budget was not bad enough, it looks like it could get worse.
"If its an all-cuts budget with no revenues, we estimate it will be $900 million cut from colleges," said Scott Lay, a president and chief executive officer of the Community College League of California.
Lay made the dire proclamation on Thursday during a meeting with Chaffey College's faculty and staff.
Brown's spending plan, which assumes voters approve a $12 billion extension of existing temporary taxes in a June election, would eliminate funding for 67,856 full-time students across California. Chaffey College would lose $3.7 million, or 1,716 students.
If the tax revenues are taken off the table, community colleges would need to cut an additional $500 million in each of the next five years, according to the league.
. . .
To make sure the worst case scenario does not become a reality, Lay suggested faculty and staff lobby the public about the potential consequences to enrollment numbers and classes.
"If you ask voters 'Do you want to raise taxes?' they will say no," he said. "If you ask voters 'Do you want to continue pay the same taxes to avoid cuts in K-12 schools, higher education, health and human services?' they will say 'Of course.' Otherwise, $12 billion in cuts will double to $24 billion in cuts in order to balance the budget. It's pretty stark."
Lay also urged the audience to look for ways to "work smart" in order to graduate more students or help them transfer to four-year institutions….
• Change.org Petition Calls for Kaplan U. to Be Shut Down (Inside Higher Ed). See also Chronicle of Higher Education
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