Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Lego® Community College (reifying our Romper Roomian reputation?)

Solving "real-world problems" with Legos® 
Believe it or not, Irvine Valley College® is an actual college. It has always struck me as odd that IVC is best known for hosting such decidedly non-collegiate (i.e., adolescent or prepubescent) and noisy events as the "Astounding Inventions" thing. The latter entails a yearly invasion of wise-crackular, gizmo-clutching urchins, some of whom end up on the Tonight Show, bein' cute and funny, thereby promulgating the notion that IVC is seriously kid friendly, like a kind of Irvinian Disneyland, but without Mickey or Goofy or Clock Towers.
So the IVC "brand" already tends towards a kind of "It's a Small World" vibe. But now we learn (at the IVC website) that IVC leadership have decided to cement the college's Romper Roomian reputation in Super Glue, cuz, through their efforts, the "First® Lego® League Qualifying Tournament" will be held at the campus on Sunday, the 13th!
No doubt we'll get lots of press.
According to a flier available at the college website, “each year, FLL identifies a real world problem that today’s scientists and engineers are trying to solve” (see flier).
I'm not sure what this year's "problem" is. I provide a suggestion above.


At one recent "Astounding Inventions" event, an IVC Chem instructor taught the children how to whip up C4 in their bathtubs. ("Listen, we all know they're gonna try an' make the stuff. They may as well do it right.")*
Irvine Valley College's coveted "Do-Bee" Scholarship Button  (Winners also get 250 bucks plus a jumbo jar of Cosgrove Honey) *
Typical "astounding" inventor : "My helmet--plus ducking and covering--will save you from the atomic bomb."*†
At IVC, delightful and infantile blue and white balloons are flown at the drop of a hat. Sometimes, "bouncy houses" can be found in the playground in front of the Student Services Bldg. I enjoy watching the students bounce idiotically.
At IVC, it is not unheard of for an instructor to send a student to a corner for a "time-out."*
One time, for some kind of "multicultural" event, officials provided a showing of "The King and I." (Oh, that's a different issue. Sorry.)

*Tea Partiers: here, I'm just kidding, OK? Send all complaints to IVC administration. All non-asterisked examples are quite real, however.
Actually, this urchin's invention is "The Human Lightning Catcher" 
It's IVC after all

Ryals, et al.: Teachers of the Year!

From OC Reg:

Kay Ferguson Ryals of Irvine Valley College, South Orange County Community College District, is congratulated by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, at the 2012 Orange County Teachers of the Year, awards presentation and recognition ceremony at the Disneyland Hotel.
With William M. Habermehl, County Superintendent of Schools (pics from OC Reg)

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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