Today, Judge Klausner issued a substantive ruling according to which (1) the Board’s generic invocations have a permissible purpose and effect; (2) we plaintiffs are entitled to a declaratory judgment that Mathur’s Fall 2009 “Jesus” video and Wagner’s 2008 scholarship ceremony rant were unconstitutional; (3) the Defendants will be ordered to comply with their policy regarding invocations (i.e., they can’t be sectarian, hostile, etc.).
Next come proposed judgments (by plaintiffs and defendants) and a settlement conference (with another judge).
Really, lots of things could happen. Don't read too much into this.
The SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT — "[The] blog he developed was something that made the district better." - Tim Jemal, SOCCCD BoT President, 7/24/23
Monday, January 31, 2011
Random newsberries for a Monday
• Bristol Palin to UC Irvine: I Want to Come There and Talk Abstinence. OC Gays to Bristol Palin: Keep Out (OC Weekly) Well, she's a pleasant bimbo, a poor dancer, and a teen mother. So gosh yes.
• Fourth time a charm for lobbyist reform? (OC Reg) It’ll never happen in this, the most corrupt county government in the state. Right Tom?
• Absent Students Want to Attend Traditional Classes via Webcam (Chronicle of Higher Education) Worth a try, I guess. (Besides, there's no stoppin' it.)
• State of the State: OC’s [Don] Wagner asks, ‘Where’s the beef?’ (OC Reg) That dang guy is always hungry.
• Fourth time a charm for lobbyist reform? (OC Reg) It’ll never happen in this, the most corrupt county government in the state. Right Tom?
• Absent Students Want to Attend Traditional Classes via Webcam (Chronicle of Higher Education) Worth a try, I guess. (Besides, there's no stoppin' it.)
• State of the State: OC’s [Don] Wagner asks, ‘Where’s the beef?’ (OC Reg) That dang guy is always hungry.
1st Amendment attorney Carol Sobel on KUCI's "Subversity" at 5:00
Rebel Girl forwarded the following "heads up" about tonight’s edition of “Subversity” on KUCI radio:
• Lawyer: Grand jury subpoenas UCI Muslim student protesters (OC Reg)
Despite UC Irvine's professed commitment to the First Amendment [watch UCI video ... on Free Speech], troubling recent signs indicate that the heavy hand of the law is coming down on student protesters on campus, reinforcing UCI's new reputation as a new site of student resistance (and repression).*Carol was my (Roy Bauer's) attorney as well (for my celebrated 1998 1st Amendment lawsuit: Bauer v. Sampson [SOCCCD]).
A criminal pretrial for 19 UCI students who staged a labor protest last year is imminent (March 7, 2011) while a grand jury has apparently been empaneled to investigate the activities of UCI's Muslim Student Union.
For this evening's edition of Subversity, we talk with Carol A. Sobel, a SantaMonica- based civil rights attorney for six MSU students and former students who were called in January 2011 to testify before the Orange County grand jury investigating, apparently, conspiracy to commit a misdemeanor! One, a UCI student, was subpoenaed outside a classroom. The MSU was suspended during Fall Quarter 2010 for an incident relating to protests during the talk given by Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren last year on campus. Even UCI Law School Dean Erwin Chemerinsky, who appeared on Air Talk on KPCC late last week with Carol Sobel, agreed that criminal charges should not be pursued. All this crackdown on free speech makes one wonder about UCI's real commitment to the First Amendment. Is it all just talk?
To listen to Carol Sobel and show host Daniel C. Tsang on KUCI discussing the ramifications of this widening legal tangle facing UCI students, listen to Subversity this evening at 5-6 p.m. on KUCI, 88.9 FM in Orange County, California. The show is also simulcast via kuci.org….
(Full disclosure: Carol Sobel was one of the show host's attorneys when he successfully sued the CIA for spying on him.*)
Daniel C. Tsang
Host, "Subversity" on KUCI
"It's like Disorientation on the radio!" – UCI
• Lawyer: Grand jury subpoenas UCI Muslim student protesters (OC Reg)
Professor Rebel Girl gets an email, at least she thinks it is an email. Maybe it's a tweet. Or a text.
From: phone number here@vzwpix.com
Sent: Monday January 31, 2011 1:04 AM
To: Lisa Alvarez
Stuck in LA won't make it back in time for class
This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!
To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.
Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime? 6.5 or higher is required.
*
If you know who this student is, please let Rebel Girl know. She's stumped. Thanks.
*
Sent: Monday January 31, 2011 1:04 AM
To: Lisa Alvarez
Stuck in LA won't make it back in time for class
This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!
To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.
Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime? 6.5 or higher is required.
*
If you know who this student is, please let Rebel Girl know. She's stumped. Thanks.
*
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Special board meeting was held Friday
Evidently, there was a special board meeting on Friday, at 4:00, to discuss Westphal v. Wagner (the prayer case) in closed session. Trustees met to give their lawyers direction based on recent court decisions. (The agenda is available here.)
The district court recently issued two orders vacating an earlier order and replacing it with a new one. Other decisions are impending.
• Irvine college hosts junior inventors (OC Reg)
The district court recently issued two orders vacating an earlier order and replacing it with a new one. Other decisions are impending.
• Irvine college hosts junior inventors (OC Reg)
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Claremont Institute, part II: the few who are fit to receive the message
Ten months ago, Claremont Institute bestowed its "Statesmanship Award" on Dick Cheney. Tom Fuentes served as MC. |
...Back to Tom Fuentes’ Claremont Institute.
CI is a “think tank,” and so it publishes works of scholarship by some of its fellows (see Claremont Institute Fellow Publications), including William Bennett—the former EdSec/Drug Czar/“Virtue” guru and high-stakes gambler—and government professor Harry V. Jaffa.
FOUNDING-FATHERISM. Generally, CI supports works by thinkers who view the Founding Fathers as underappreciated and unfairly criticized (“political correctness,” doncha know) geniuses.
One such work is Vindicating the Founders, by Thomas G. West. In its review, Library Journal opined that
West … aims to defend the U.S. Constitution and the men who drafted it in 1787 from the accusations of sexism, racism, and prejudice against the poor. West writes from a conservative perspective, and, as he frequently pauses to remind the reader, his arguments are learned and logical. However, this is a deeply flawed book. West writes in a supercilious and dismissive tone. Worse, he digresses far afield to introduce his ideas on contemporary issues, which have almost nothing to do with the founders; his chapter on the family is simply a compendium of current conservative views and he rarely mentions the founders, who said and wrote little on the subject….No doubt, others take a more favorable view of this work, but this was the first review that popped up in Amazon, so there.
But CI isn’t just promoting Constitutional originalism and some goofy Founding Fathers hero worship. It’s Straussian—which is to say (evidently), it is neo-conservative.
Harry Jaffa |
So what is Straussianism? [See post scripts.] I’ve come across a 2004 article by Katherine Yurica ("The Despoiling of America"; I’m still trying to nail down who Yurica is) that purports to explain Strauss’s philosophy and the philosophy of his students, including Jaffa.
THE SPECTER OF DOMINIONISM. I should explain that Yurica’s chief concern is not Straussianism but the philosophy of dominionism, which Wikipedia defines as “the tendency among some conservative politically-active Christians, especially in the United States, to seek influence or control over secular civil government through political action.”
Sound familiar? Wikipedia continues: “The goal [of dominionism] is either a nation governed by Christians, or a nation governed by a conservative Christian understanding of biblical law.”
Yurica is very worried about dominionism. I’m trying to figure out whether I should be too. (I’m not so sure.)
DtB has often had occasion to discuss Orange County’s own Howard Ahmanson, Jr., the super-rich right-winger and pal-o’-Fuentes who funds such Neanderthalic projects as the Discovery Institute and Proposition 8. You’ll recall that Ahmanson has espoused something very like dominionism. Recently, we excerpted from an article in which his wife, Roberta, is quoted as asking, what would be so bad about theocracy? (What would be so bad about it?)
Howard Ahmanson, of course, is on the Claremont Institute’s board of directors. Ahmanson’s wife, Roberta Green Ahmanson, is on the Claremont Institute board of advisors. So the place is seriously Ahmansoned up.
—OK, so back to Yurica. In her piece about dominionism/Strauss/Jaffa, she writes:
Leo Strauss … was a Jewish scholar who fled Germany…. He eventually … taught political science at the University of Chicago. He is most famous for resuscitating Machiavelli and introducing his principles as the guiding philosophy of the neo-conservative movement…. [You’ll recall that Karl Rove’s hero is Machiavelli. The Machster was also an idol of Rove’s mentor, the stunningly nasty Lee Atwater.]Now, I’m not sure what to make of all of this. Is obnoxious dominionism, as Yurica describes it, powerful or potentially powerful in American society? (And does it even exist to any significant degree?) Is Claremont Institute to be understood in relation specifically to dominionism, or to its less theocratic form—and not just in relation to “Founding Fatherism" and Constitutional originalism? And is Straussianism really as Machiavellian as Yurika suggests?
...Strauss’s family of influence extended beyond his students [Harry Jaffa, et al.] to include faculty members in universities, and the people his students taught. Those prominent neo-conservatives who are most notable are: Justice Clarence Thomas, Robert Bork, Irving Kristol and his son William Kristol, Alan Keyes, William J. Bennett, J. Danforth Quayle, Allan Bloom, John Podhoertz, John T. Agresto, John Ashcroft, Newt Gingrich, Gary Bauer, Michael Ledeen and scores of others, many of whom hold important positions in George W. Bush’s White House and Defense Department.
To understand the Straussian infusion of power that transformed an all but dead conservative realm, think of Nietzsche’s Overman come to life. Or better yet, think of the philosophy most unlike Christianity…. Strauss admits that Machiavelli is an evil man. But according to Strauss, this admission is a prerequisite to studying and reading Machiavelli: the acknowledgement is the safety net that keeps the reader from being corrupted….
In one of the most important books for our times, Shadia Drury’s Leo Strauss and the American Right, [Drury] undertakes to explain the ideas behind Strauss’s huge influence and following. Strauss’s reputation, according to Drury, rests in large part on his view that “a real philosopher must communicate quietly, subtly, and secretly to the few who are fit to receive his message.” Strauss claims secrecy is necessary to avoid “persecution.”
Leo Strauss
. . .
Strauss’s teaching incorporated much of Machiavelli’s. Significantly, his philosophy is unfriendly to democracy—even antagonistic. At the same time Strauss upheld the necessity for a national religion not because he favored religious practices, but because religion in his view is necessary in order to control the population….
. . .
[Strauss’s Student, Harry Jaffa:]
For four days in 1986, from July first through the fourth of July, Pat Robertson interviewed neo-conservative Dr. Harry Jaffa, a former student of Leo Strauss, on the 700 Club show. The topic was the importance of the Declaration of Independence. Joining with Jaffa was Robertson’s own man, Herb Titus, the Dean of CBN’s School of Public Policy. This series of interviews was one of the most important philosophical moments in the development of the political agenda and political philosophy of the Dominionists.
Robertson found in Harry Jaffa, the champion he needed, whose reasoning would influence how the Constitution should be interpreted by conservatives and would provide a “Christian” view of the establishment of the United States that excluded the secular social contract view. Harry Jaffa would influence both Clarence Thomas (who would be appointed to the Supreme Court by President George Bush senior in 1991) and Antonin Scalia (who would be appointed to the Supreme Court by President Ronald Reagan on September 26, 1986).
Machiavelli
. . .
Though Harry Jaffa speaks with a high minded sense of political righteousness, Shadia Drury exposes his Machiavellian side. Like Strauss, he “clearly believes that devious and illegal methods are justified when those in power are convinced of the rightness of their ends.” Jaffa and Robertson saw eye to eye on more than one topic: for instance, Jaffa like his host Pat Robertson, found Oliver North to be a hero (and by extension Michael Ledeen) when both North and Ledeen went around the law to provide military aid to the contras....
Maybe CI is the home of this infernal philosophical intersection of ideas. If so, CI may be the key to explaining Tom Fuentes, that pious but Machiavellian misanthrope.
Well, I’ll be working on this.
P.S. (6:35):
Batnitzky |
SEP’s article about Leo Strauss—written by religious scholar, Leora Batnitzky—does refer to the professor’s reputation as the “father” of neo-conservatism and the notion that the Bush Administration's disastrous Iraq policy is somehow Strauss’s fault. Batnitzky has little patience with such claims—her case is very plausible. But what about the perhaps related notion that Strauss advocated or recommended Machiavellian “mass deception”?
All of these issues aside, the most persistent and serious misunderstanding of Strauss is that he promotes mass deception. On this reading, Strauss suggests that the masses simply cannot handle the truth and are in need of a class of political elites who, while themselves pursuing the truth, support the noble lies necessary for any society to function. If this was Strauss's view then, as Moshe Halbertal has recently and rightly noted, Strauss or “the Straussians are…naïve in believing that genuine elites can be trusted. Trusting the existence of a selected group of wise men who are devoted to the collective good, and who are freed from ambition and self-interest because of their pursuit of truth, is as crude as the belief in a society where masses disappear and deliberation and reason control human's political choices” (CR, p. 163). Halbertal calls Strauss's conception of esotericism “instrumental” because it “focuses on the harmful results of the dissemination” [of the truth] (CR, p. 149).Naturally, if Batnitzky is correct, the charge of an embrace of deception may nevertheless be apt for some of his students and followers. I mean, Jaffa lauded Ollie North. And he hung out with the likes of Pat Robertson. It is impossible to imagine Strauss doing that.
But I just don’t know.
More reading….
P.P.S. (7:15):
Shadia Drury |
I looked up author Shadia Drury, on whom Yurica relies. She is a Canadian academic (political science) who, in 2005, was elected to fellowship in the Royal Society of Canada. Sounds good.
On the other hand, her criticisms of Straussians has attracted much attention and harsh responses from colleagues:
Several leading political philosophers consider her attacks of on Straussians to be entirely unfounded. In his 2009 book, Straussophobia: Defending Leo Strauss and Straussians against Shadia Drury and Other Accusers, Peter Minowitz argues that Drury’s work is “plagued by exaggerations, misquotations, contradictions, factual errors, and defective documentation.” Thomas Pangle, former professor of political philosophy at Yale, has described Drury's writings on Strauss as simplistic, incompetent, and unscholarly.I dunno. Now I've gotta figure out whether Minowitz and Pangle are credible.
She has also received criticism as a result of her latest book where she examines "two equally arrogant and self-righteous civilizations confronting one another". In Terror and Civilization: Christianity, Politics, and the Western Psyche, Drury regards the contemporary political problem as "thoroughly Biblical." "Each (civilization) is convinced that it is on the side of God, truth and justice, while its enemy is allied with Satan, wickedness, and barbarism."….
7:43
Minowitz and Pangle are serious academics. On the other hand, they are Straussians. The more I read about Strauss and the Straussians, the more I like Strauss and the less I like Straussians (or at least some of them; also, read about Pangle's notorious tenure battle).
Here's an interview with Minowitz that sheds some light on the debate over Strauss and the nature of his legacy: Harpers. I recommend it.
I had my suspicions about Ms. Yurica's essay, and I'm beginning to think that the problem is that she's either a non-academic attempting to tackle some difficult philosophy or (less likely) she's some sort of academic who is just too unfamiliar with philosophy to read it fairly.
But that isn't to say that her theses are mistaken. It could be that both are true: she's unfair to Strauss but she's right to worry about Straussians (such as Jaffa), neocons (who sing Strauss's praises), and dominionists (who really are scheming, deceptive bastards).
Sheesh. Ain't scholarship a bitch?
For a related discussion, you might want to read Chomsky's views about democracy and the notion of "engineering of consent" by elites. I'll try to find a good link for you, if you are unfamiliar with that.
Pretty dry—unless you're listening:
Midnight:
I just came across a Nation article, from October, by Kathryn Joyce (At Claremont Institute, Christine O'Donnell Was Taught ABCs of Homophobia). It describes Harry Jaffa’s stunning homophobia:
Political orthodoxy lessons for Lincoln Fellows come from Institute associates, including Jaffa, a Lincoln scholar … who continues to be one of the Institute's most prominent faces. Other notable Institute mainstays include …William Bennett, a fellow Straussian who made headlines in 2005 for suggesting black abortions could lower crime rates, and Ken Masugi, who became a speechwriter for Alberto Gonzales. But it's Jaffa who has shaped the culture of the Institute—so much so that Institute followers are nicknamed "Jaffanese Americans"—and one of the core values he's inculcated is a venomous homophobia.
In a series of similar essays stretching over decades, Jaffa's chief mode is using Lincoln or other founding fathers to further antigay arguments, charging in "the premier publication" of the institute's Center for the Study of Natural Law, that the same natural understanding of morality that declares slavery wrong, because of the natural understanding of shared humanity, also must declare homosexuality wrong, because of the natural understanding of differences between the sexes. If sodomy is not condemned as unnatural, Jaffa wrote in a 1993 debate over a book review, then nothing is unnatural, and nothing is wrong. The resulting slippery slope from accepting gay rights, he has argued in numerous articles and letters, would justify slavery, genocide, cannibalism and, predictably, the atrocities of Hitler and Stalin. Not one to shrink from bombastic analogies, in 1989 Jaffa contributed an article for the Claremont Colleges' weekly magazine, Collage, composed of an imagined conversation (modeled, he explained, on Thucydides) between Ted Bundy and a victim, wherein Bundy justifies murder and rape because other biblical sins, namely sodomy, were no longer condemned by society….
A conservative think tank: the "distinguished" Claremont Institute
Tom Fuentes |
He’s also on CI’s Board of Directors.
Today, I did a little exploring of CI. One of its programs awards fellowships to "civil-minded professionals":
Lincoln Fellows ProgramGosh. They must be wonderful scholars, these Lincoln Fellows. Imagine what they learn from the likes of Tom Fuentes!
Lincoln Fellowships are awarded to ambitious, civic-minded professionals working in the area of national public policy and who seek the return of limited constitutional government. ¶ During the week-long program, Lincoln Fellows meet with the Claremont Institute's Senior Fellows and other distinguished visiting scholars to study American politics and political thought.” (Lincoln Fellows)
Naturally, CI is proud of its Lincoln Fellows and it provides a little bio for each. Here’s the one for Lincoln Fellow Christine O’Donnell (class of ’02):
Christine O'Donnell is President and founder of a national youth organization, The Savior's Alliance for Lifting the Truth. Ms. O'Donnell is a graduate of Fairleigh Dickinson University, where she majored in English and communications. She has made numerous television appearances, been interviewed and profiled in national newspapers and magazines, and works as a media and public relations consultant.Wow. She's a "consultant," just like Tom.
You remember Christine. For many of us, her very best “television appearances” were these:
Another Lincoln Fellow—too recent to have a CI bio—is expert smearmeister Andrew Breitbart.
You remember him. When Ted Kennedy died, people said the usual somber and appreciative things. But not “Lincoln Fellow” Andrew:
Washington mourned the passing of the last of the Kennedy brothers Wednesday…. Andrew Breitbart, a Washington Times columnist who oversees Breitbart.com and BigHollywood.com, tapped into the anti-Kennedy vein in the hours after the senator’s death was announced, posting a series of Twitter messages in which he called Kennedy a “villain,” a “duplicitous bastard” and a “prick.” (Politico)But, being a CI Lincoln Fellow, Breitbart went on to bigger things:
Washington Times columnist Andrew Breitbart labeled Kennedy "a special pile of human excrement," along with epithets that cannot be printed in a family newspaper. (PennLive.com)
Anatomy of a smear campaign CNN's Randi Kaye looks at the timeline of the apparent smear campaign waged against USDA's Shirley Sherrod [by Andrew Breitbart]
Gosh. Do you suppose that Tom took Andrew under his wing and showed 'em how politics is really done?
I guess it could have been one of the other CI "scholars."
Friday, January 28, 2011
They Put the Pissy in Epistolary — OC Register Letter of the Week (Red Emma)
by Red Emma, actually.
Today seems as good a day as any to inaugurate a new occasional contribution from Red, occasional reader of the Register. Okay, I almost never read it, much less on any particular occasion. I read it waiting to get my car smogged. I read it in the dermatologist's office. Today, at lunch with my dining companion of 26 years, I opened the thing to the Letters and was captivated by the header "Prayer changes things." Again, not so much captivated as, well, gripped with a combination of anticipatory dread and the affirmation of every assumption I hold about the readers of and writers to the editor of the county's most dreadful and affirming newspaper. Okay, I'm almost there. Sorry. Here's the thing: Is the writer of this letter, one Leonard Musgrave of Orange, actually putting us on? Is he out-Registering the Register and pulling Red's limb? Is his rhetorical strategy one of cleverly ironic putting on one-upmanship? Or is he (you should forgive the phrase) for real? And why has he been watching MSNBC at all? Prayer changes things, indeed. And let's Get the US out of the United Nations and Keep Christ in Christmas. The voice suggests at first the usual 50's-era white OC Republican Protestant American idiom and tropery until that last sentence, which Red heard as funny and ironic and mean — but then again I hear everything as funny and ironic and mean! I leave it to you, dear Dissentarians. See below, unedited. Me, I am praying for another season of HBO's excellent The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency.
Prayer changes things
I have been praying for eight years for MSNBC to get rid of Keith Olberman, and it finally happened. If you pray long and hard enough, anything is possible. I will continue to pray now so MSNBC gets rid of Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Ed Shultz, Lawrence O'Donnell, Dylan Ratigan and any other MSNBC host who uses disgusting rhetoric to marginalize the other side. While Fox has its set of characters, they are not as vile and nasty as those listed above. I must go now and pray.
Amen!
Today seems as good a day as any to inaugurate a new occasional contribution from Red, occasional reader of the Register. Okay, I almost never read it, much less on any particular occasion. I read it waiting to get my car smogged. I read it in the dermatologist's office. Today, at lunch with my dining companion of 26 years, I opened the thing to the Letters and was captivated by the header "Prayer changes things." Again, not so much captivated as, well, gripped with a combination of anticipatory dread and the affirmation of every assumption I hold about the readers of and writers to the editor of the county's most dreadful and affirming newspaper. Okay, I'm almost there. Sorry. Here's the thing: Is the writer of this letter, one Leonard Musgrave of Orange, actually putting us on? Is he out-Registering the Register and pulling Red's limb? Is his rhetorical strategy one of cleverly ironic putting on one-upmanship? Or is he (you should forgive the phrase) for real? And why has he been watching MSNBC at all? Prayer changes things, indeed. And let's Get the US out of the United Nations and Keep Christ in Christmas. The voice suggests at first the usual 50's-era white OC Republican Protestant American idiom and tropery until that last sentence, which Red heard as funny and ironic and mean — but then again I hear everything as funny and ironic and mean! I leave it to you, dear Dissentarians. See below, unedited. Me, I am praying for another season of HBO's excellent The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency.
Prayer changes things
I have been praying for eight years for MSNBC to get rid of Keith Olberman, and it finally happened. If you pray long and hard enough, anything is possible. I will continue to pray now so MSNBC gets rid of Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Ed Shultz, Lawrence O'Donnell, Dylan Ratigan and any other MSNBC host who uses disgusting rhetoric to marginalize the other side. While Fox has its set of characters, they are not as vile and nasty as those listed above. I must go now and pray.
Amen!
A crack in our world!
Yesterday, we noted a crack in our world--namely, a hideous crack in the fake-brick veneer of a very visible corner of the A300 Building at Irvine Valley College. Did it mean that the building would soon collapse, sending destructive debris across the lawn, into A200, and beyond!?
Um, no. The damage is pretty superficial. It's nothin'.
And yet!
Rebel Girl remembered an absurd movie she once saw about a crack in the world. Here's the trailer.
Plainly, the film is silly, inconsequential.
AND YET!
A crack in the veneer. Not much, sure, but it remains portentous and, for all that we know, highly symbolic! Click on the graphic to see the crack in all its glory. |
Scott Lay's dire proclamation
The Lay Man |
As if Gov. Jerry Brown's proposal to slash $400 million from community colleges' budget was not bad enough, it looks like it could get worse.
"If its an all-cuts budget with no revenues, we estimate it will be $900 million cut from colleges," said Scott Lay, a president and chief executive officer of the Community College League of California.
Lay made the dire proclamation on Thursday during a meeting with Chaffey College's faculty and staff.
Brown's spending plan, which assumes voters approve a $12 billion extension of existing temporary taxes in a June election, would eliminate funding for 67,856 full-time students across California. Chaffey College would lose $3.7 million, or 1,716 students.
If the tax revenues are taken off the table, community colleges would need to cut an additional $500 million in each of the next five years, according to the league.
. . .
To make sure the worst case scenario does not become a reality, Lay suggested faculty and staff lobby the public about the potential consequences to enrollment numbers and classes.
"If you ask voters 'Do you want to raise taxes?' they will say no," he said. "If you ask voters 'Do you want to continue pay the same taxes to avoid cuts in K-12 schools, higher education, health and human services?' they will say 'Of course.' Otherwise, $12 billion in cuts will double to $24 billion in cuts in order to balance the budget. It's pretty stark."
Lay also urged the audience to look for ways to "work smart" in order to graduate more students or help them transfer to four-year institutions….
• Change.org Petition Calls for Kaplan U. to Be Shut Down (Inside Higher Ed). See also Chronicle of Higher Education
Thursday, January 27, 2011
A tattered flag, delayed Genslerian destruction, and pleasant, weird-assed sculptures
A closeup. Have you read Clark Nova's piece about our beleagured flag? Focusing on the flag's miserable condition, Clark argues that the college is in violation of U.S. flag code. Apparently, we need to scare up some vets or Boy Scouts to burn the poor thing and put it out of its misery. |
Steevo contacted me today, insisting that I view a "big crack" on the corner of the A300 Building. That's the building that, ten or so years ago, was (as we say around here) "turned inside out" by Dean Howard "Hilton" Gensler. Maybe the strain of that dystopian transformation has belatedly caused these unsightly spasms of decrepitude. Gosh. |
Mostly, though, it was a pleasant day at the college. (Great weather!) The place generally looks good. I'm even getting to like all those weird-assed sculptures that punctuate the lawns, like that spacey red gizmo at right, which, unless I am very much mistaken, is entitled, "Irvine's warmth." (Click on graphic.) |
CHE's profile of this year's freshmen
A Profile of This Year's Freshmen (Chronicle of Higher Education)
• Ronald Reagan as Dad, a Sunny Stranger (New York Times)
• Record Level of Stress Found in College Freshmen (New York Times)
Click on graphic or link |
• Record Level of Stress Found in College Freshmen (New York Times)
When our adjuncts had an office, this was it. |
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Hope is a tattered flag—Or: IVC billows with hope
by Clark Nova
January 26, 2011
¶¶ The Red, White and Blue on IVC’s A100 flagstaff is faded, tattered and worn—and has been for quite some time. It looks like sh*t.
¶¶ The U.S. flag code demands that the American flag be treated with dignity and respect—respect, one might suppose, for the founding principles (aside from white supremacy and genocide), and not just out of respect for war veterans, deserving though they may be.
¶¶ The phrase “flag code” actually refers to not one, but three, separate components of US Code: Title 4, Chapter 1, which pertains to the nature of the flag itself; Title 18, Chapter 33, Section 700 which refers to criminal penalties for flag desecration; and Title 36, Chapter 3, which describes proper patriotic customs and observances.
¶¶ The flag code pointedly states that the national banner should never be “displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way.” —Such as on your front lawn for a year, or on a neglected flag pole indefinitely.
¶¶ The flag code permits display on or near the main administration building of a public institution. The IVC flag is in fact displayed each and every day—and night too—come rain, sleet, hail, high wind, fog or dew.January 26, 2011
¶¶ The Red, White and Blue on IVC’s A100 flagstaff is faded, tattered and worn—and has been for quite some time. It looks like sh*t.
¶¶ The U.S. flag code demands that the American flag be treated with dignity and respect—respect, one might suppose, for the founding principles (aside from white supremacy and genocide), and not just out of respect for war veterans, deserving though they may be.
¶¶ The phrase “flag code” actually refers to not one, but three, separate components of US Code: Title 4, Chapter 1, which pertains to the nature of the flag itself; Title 18, Chapter 33, Section 700 which refers to criminal penalties for flag desecration; and Title 36, Chapter 3, which describes proper patriotic customs and observances.
¶¶ The flag code pointedly states that the national banner should never be “displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way.” —Such as on your front lawn for a year, or on a neglected flag pole indefinitely.
¶¶ Hmmm. That might explain its sorry condition.
¶¶ The flag code states that the flag should be flown “only from sunrise to sunset.” On the other hand, it also states that the flag may be displayed “twenty-four hours a day” so as “to create a patriotic effect”—if, and only if, it is “properly illuminated during the hours of darkness.”
¶¶ IVC’s flag is designed to be illuminated, but the lamp ceased functioning many months (or years?) ago. Or maybe the college is saving electricity.
¶¶ Surprisingly, the flag code states that it is permissible to leave the flag out in the rain, but it must be “an all-weather flag.” The IVC flag appears to be made of cotton, or some such similarly degradable material.
¶¶ Our sad flag doesn’t seem to be the all-weather kind.
¶¶ Recently, a flea-bitten flag, flown by a Florida real estate agent, was stolen by an outraged Army vet. Allegedly, the agent flew his flag in a ragged state because it “accurately depicted the nation's current situation.”
¶¶ Perhaps IVC’s flag is also being flown in a disreputable condition to protest conditions nationwide. (Bush Administration war crimes? Violent Tea Party rhetoric? Lax Arizona gun laws?)
¶¶ Or perhaps not. Perhaps in the scramble to construct new classrooms, fire and hire deans, redo summer schedules, and whatnot, Old Glory has taken a back seat.
¶¶ Or maybe we can’t afford a new Old Glory.
¶¶ The Flag Code states that “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.”
¶¶ Yep, burning. The ceremony is typically carried out by an Army veteran color guard, or by a local Boy Scout Troop.
¶¶ This reporter votes for Boy Scouts.
(Above: according to the flag code, the flag should never be used as apparel, bedding, or drapery. It’s easy to see why.)¶¶ Recently, a flea-bitten flag, flown by a Florida real estate agent, was stolen by an outraged Army vet. Allegedly, the agent flew his flag in a ragged state because it “accurately depicted the nation's current situation.”
¶¶ Perhaps IVC’s flag is also being flown in a disreputable condition to protest conditions nationwide. (Bush Administration war crimes? Violent Tea Party rhetoric? Lax Arizona gun laws?)
¶¶ Or perhaps not. Perhaps in the scramble to construct new classrooms, fire and hire deans, redo summer schedules, and whatnot, Old Glory has taken a back seat.
¶¶ Or maybe we can’t afford a new Old Glory.
¶¶ The Flag Code states that “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.”
¶¶ Yep, burning. The ceremony is typically carried out by an Army veteran color guard, or by a local Boy Scout Troop.
¶¶ This reporter votes for Boy Scouts.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Roberta Ahmanson on theocracy: "what would be so bad about it?"
theocracy ~ a system of government in which priests rule in the name of God.
Dissent the Blog readers will be familiar with Mr. Howard Ahmanson, Jr.—a quiet but important player in Orange County politics of the right wing variety. He’s one the country’s chief funders of religious right causes. Ahmanson and his wife, Roberta, have been crucial benefactors of Tustin's Education Alliance.
A month or so ago, Gustavo Arellano mentioned that the upcoming edition of Christianity Today would feature a piece about Roberta, a former OC Reg religion reporter and patron of the arts. Gustavo seemed to think it would be worth reading.
Well, it’s now available, and it is indeed fascinating:
Connoisseur for Christ: Roberta Green Ahmanson, by Christine A. Scheller
Below are some excerpts:
…The Ahmansons' critics focus on their support for conservative causes like Proposition 8 (their donations totaled approximately $1.4 million in 2007-2008), and for conservative thinkers like the late and much reviled Christian Reconstructionist Rousas John Rushdoony. [Re Rushdoony, see here.] The secular media especially have made and repeated these criticisms over the past decade.
For example, in a scathing 2004 Salon profile of Howard, "Avenging Angel of the Religious Right," Max Blumenthal took pains to show that the Ahmansons' ultimate goals are theocratic, a charge that has been widely disseminated. Roberta at once denies and defends the claim: "I never was, and I don't know if Howard ever was either. I'm afraid to say this, but also, what would be so bad about it?"
Blumenthal wrote, "[Howard's] money has made possible some of the most pivotal conservative movements in America's recent history, including the 1994 gop takeover of the California Assembly, a ban on gay marriage and affirmative action in California, and the mounting nationwide campaign to prove Darwin wrong about evolution …. And besides contributing cash to George W. Bush's 2000 presidential campaign, Ahmanson has played an important role in driving Bush's domestic agenda by financing the career of Marvin Olasky, a conservative intellectual whose ideas inspired the creation of the new White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives."
. . .
…Her life's primary animating force was found in her strict Regular Baptist upbringing: her desire "to know if there was a God and if it mattered."
She found the answer "painfully" at Calvin College, from which she graduated in 1972 before earning an M.A. in English at the University of Michigan in 1974. "When I was 21, I admitted that there was a God and that I believed Christianity was true, that it was the best description of reality. That's how I think of it, and if there were a better description of reality, I hope, with C. S. Lewis, that I would embrace it. But it keeps proving itself to fit.
. . .
As Blumenthal noted, Howard and Roberta also have strong ties to intelligent design, which purports that life on earth is best explained by reference to a creator. "We are probably the single largest supporter of the intelligent design movement, and have been since the beginning," said Roberta. Her perspective on theistic evolution is unflinching: She rejects it because it "legitimates naturalism as the mode of understanding reality." Even so, she is not a seven-day creationist, and Fieldstead funds projects at institutions that promote evolution.
Ahmanson is equally unflinching in her defense of Rushdoony, controversial in part for his belief that the Levitical laws should be applied in modern society [including Draconian punishments for homosexuality]. Roberta claims he wasn't "the ogre" he was made out to be and explains his theodicy as a response to his family's flight from the Armenian genocide in Turkey. "His whole life project was to try to figure out what could protect you. In the end, he came down to the only thing that is solid is God's law. Well, you say the word law in the 20th or 21st century, and people break out in a rash."….
• Living Peace Series: Richard Branson at UC Irvine 25-Jan-11 (Jason)
Dissent the Blog readers will be familiar with Mr. Howard Ahmanson, Jr.—a quiet but important player in Orange County politics of the right wing variety. He’s one the country’s chief funders of religious right causes. Ahmanson and his wife, Roberta, have been crucial benefactors of Tustin's Education Alliance.
A month or so ago, Gustavo Arellano mentioned that the upcoming edition of Christianity Today would feature a piece about Roberta, a former OC Reg religion reporter and patron of the arts. Gustavo seemed to think it would be worth reading.
Well, it’s now available, and it is indeed fascinating:
Connoisseur for Christ: Roberta Green Ahmanson, by Christine A. Scheller
Below are some excerpts:
…The Ahmansons' critics focus on their support for conservative causes like Proposition 8 (their donations totaled approximately $1.4 million in 2007-2008), and for conservative thinkers like the late and much reviled Christian Reconstructionist Rousas John Rushdoony. [Re Rushdoony, see here.] The secular media especially have made and repeated these criticisms over the past decade.
For example, in a scathing 2004 Salon profile of Howard, "Avenging Angel of the Religious Right," Max Blumenthal took pains to show that the Ahmansons' ultimate goals are theocratic, a charge that has been widely disseminated. Roberta at once denies and defends the claim: "I never was, and I don't know if Howard ever was either. I'm afraid to say this, but also, what would be so bad about it?"
Blumenthal wrote, "[Howard's] money has made possible some of the most pivotal conservative movements in America's recent history, including the 1994 gop takeover of the California Assembly, a ban on gay marriage and affirmative action in California, and the mounting nationwide campaign to prove Darwin wrong about evolution …. And besides contributing cash to George W. Bush's 2000 presidential campaign, Ahmanson has played an important role in driving Bush's domestic agenda by financing the career of Marvin Olasky, a conservative intellectual whose ideas inspired the creation of the new White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives."
. . .
…Her life's primary animating force was found in her strict Regular Baptist upbringing: her desire "to know if there was a God and if it mattered."
She found the answer "painfully" at Calvin College, from which she graduated in 1972 before earning an M.A. in English at the University of Michigan in 1974. "When I was 21, I admitted that there was a God and that I believed Christianity was true, that it was the best description of reality. That's how I think of it, and if there were a better description of reality, I hope, with C. S. Lewis, that I would embrace it. But it keeps proving itself to fit.
. . .
As Blumenthal noted, Howard and Roberta also have strong ties to intelligent design, which purports that life on earth is best explained by reference to a creator. "We are probably the single largest supporter of the intelligent design movement, and have been since the beginning," said Roberta. Her perspective on theistic evolution is unflinching: She rejects it because it "legitimates naturalism as the mode of understanding reality." Even so, she is not a seven-day creationist, and Fieldstead funds projects at institutions that promote evolution.
Ahmanson is equally unflinching in her defense of Rushdoony, controversial in part for his belief that the Levitical laws should be applied in modern society [including Draconian punishments for homosexuality]. Roberta claims he wasn't "the ogre" he was made out to be and explains his theodicy as a response to his family's flight from the Armenian genocide in Turkey. "His whole life project was to try to figure out what could protect you. In the end, he came down to the only thing that is solid is God's law. Well, you say the word law in the 20th or 21st century, and people break out in a rash."….
• Living Peace Series: Richard Branson at UC Irvine 25-Jan-11 (Jason)
Don Wagner v. the Census
This is a video. Play it if you dare.
Pretty goddam slick, Don.
A rendering of the planned "HUMANITIES" Bldg., hanging in the A100 conference room. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Somehow, the project became BSTIC, a building for a school with few students. Still, there are no plans to provide Humanities and Languages with a building, despite the school's size. |
Corrupt and stupid people
Mike Carona with friend Dave "Quisling" Lang |
"America's Sheriff" turned himself in at the Federal Correctional Institution Englewood in Littleton, Colorado, today to start serving his 5-and-a-half-year sentence, according to Victoria Joseph, a Federal Bureau of Prisons spokeswoman.• Meanwhile, the Tea Party’s Michelle Bachmann revealed yet again that she does not know her ass from a hole in the ground. Here, we find her asserting that “The ... founders ... worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.” Huh?
• Few Students Show Proficiency in Science, Tests Show (New York Times)
Why so many students aren't learning
Um, yeah. College is so stressful |
First there was the news that students in American universities study a lot less than they used to. Now we hear, in a recent book titled "Academically Adrift," that 45 percent of the nation's undergraduates learn very little in their first two years of college.
. . .
...Have colleges, in their efforts to keep graduation rates high and students happy, dumbed down their curriculums? If they have, who is to blame? What should parents and federal taxpayers do?
• Products of Rote Learning ~ Leon Botstein
• No Work, All Play, No Job ~ George Leef
• The Winner: A Liberal Education ~ Sean Decatur
• 'Will I Be Able to Get a Job?' ~ Gaye Tuchman
• An F for Effort ~ Philip Babcock
• The Student as Profit Center ~ Mark C. Taylor
Monday, January 24, 2011
IVC doesn't seem to like its adjunct instructors
A shrine to speech/forensics, that gaudy bauble |
I don't mean to be cynical, but sometimes it seems that college presidents are like politicians: they seem attracted more to the splashy and meretricious than to the restrained and substantial. Here we see this SHRINE to speech/forensics dominating the second floor of the Business Sciences & Tech Innovation Center (BSTIC), a building for a school that has few students. (Meanwhile, Humanities & Languages, a school that does half the instruction at the college, has no building at all. But I digress.)
It overwhelms the 2nd floor of BISTIC |
Listen, I like these kids who go to our college. And so I'll refrain from offering my opinion of speech and forensics—and, in particular, of one of the guiding lights of speech/forensics at IVC.
Lots of prizes, eh? Yeah. Lots of travel and photo ops? Great. Color me seriously unimpressed.
Give me a reason to say more, G.
Make my day.
Oh good. Offices for adjuncts! |
Now, until very recently, adjuncts—at least those on our end of campus—had a tiny office to themselves. It was up against the absurd Gensler Memorial duplicating cubicle in A200. The large window between these rooms was always open, rendering this office space nearly useless for student conferences.
Well, what with recent remodeling in A200, that office is gone.
Luckily, a few years ago, a new building—BSTIC—was constructed (for a school with few students), and we were told that it would include office space for adjuncts! Whoopee!
OK. So, today, the Reb and I walked over to BSTIC. We examined the building directory (see above). Sure enough! The "adjunct faculty office," it said, is room 213. That was just a few feet away. We walked to the room.
It's been taken over by the speech and debate team. Natch.
We opened the door. It's a decent sized room. Nobody was home. Actually, I've walked by this room many times, but I've never seen anyone in it.
But what about the adjuncts? Surely they've been given some a new space! We made inquiries. Adjuncts' new space, we were told, is room 2021 of BSTIC. So we walked over there.
There was a sign on the door:
There was a sign on the door:
OK. Here's the adjuncts' new office space.
Students aren't allowed in it. No exceptions.
Here's a clear view of the inside of 2021. Four computers, four chairs. A duplicating machine against the wall. A table.
Later, I spoke with an administrator. I said, "if students can't come in that room, in what sense is it office space for adjuncts?" The administrator did not disagree with our concerns.
I headed home. I took this pic from my car at the opening of Lambrose Canyon Road.
It's been a beautiful day.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
The most unappreciated person in the history of humankind
Here at Dissent, we like to be useful and informative, and what could be more useful and informative than info about the people we work with? So I’ve decided to do the occasional “profile” of an employee of the South Orange County Community College District.
Now, as it happens, today, I came across the college website of a certain Saddleback College Econ instructor: Howard Gensler: Gensler website.
Why not a profile of Howard?
YES, HOWARD. Before Howard joined the faculty at Saddleback College in 2003, he was a dean here at IVC. We’ve written before about Dean Howard and his IVC legacy (see The “Howard Hilton”). I do believe that we wrote that piece while Howard was still our dean, and so we had to be, well, careful. But I do believe we managed to convey Howard's special specialness.
By 2001, Howard had presented IVC President Raghu Mathur and two or three trustees with a scheme, hatched by Howard and a local nonagenarian, to create an $800 million private complex, complete with a lake and a Hilton Hotel, here at IVC. For some reason, the venture was being developed (or at least discussed) in secret, but I figured the world really needed to know about it, and so I made a couple of phone calls to reporters. The reporters made inquiries, and then they wrote about Howard’s scheme. For some reason, the whole “Howard Hilton” thing then unraveled. The city was pissed. The scheme was generally regarded as ridiculous, even idiotic. In the end, trustee Wagner, among others, did some serious backpedaling.
And Howard? Let’s just say that lawyers were involved, and then, after a time, Howard showed up on the faculty at Saddleback College. How strange!
So, today, I came across Gensler’s website for the college. Really, it’s like a profile all by itself!
Now, obviously, Howard has a lot to offer, and he’s pretty generous with his offerings on his website. For instance, he explains his “education philosophy”:
The site provides the syllabuses of his various courses, each of which contain the following:
The site’s home page also includes a “biography”:
Howard explains that his
For example, after his Northrop gig went south,
Howard is obviously very proud of being the savior, taxwise, of the world’s most populous country:
But there were many other accomplishments:
HOWARD THE UNLUCKY DUCK. Have you noticed? Howard is plainly the most unappreciated person in the history of humankind. He achieves stunning things—saving China, saving UCI, saving the IRS—and, instead of being hired or promoted, he’s sent packing.
For instance, elsewhere, referring to himself in the third person, he describes his achievements during his brief employment with the Bank of America:
American steel! Saved by Howard!
According to Howard, his Econ dissertation was epoch-shatteringly clever. Alas, continuing a familiar pattern, none of the experts appreciated his work. Howard explains:
I highly recommend these videos. It's like you're looking straight into Howard's soul.
At the college, when you see Howard, tell ‘im, “Hey, vampire!”
Now, as it happens, today, I came across the college website of a certain Saddleback College Econ instructor: Howard Gensler: Gensler website.
Why not a profile of Howard?
YES, HOWARD. Before Howard joined the faculty at Saddleback College in 2003, he was a dean here at IVC. We’ve written before about Dean Howard and his IVC legacy (see The “Howard Hilton”). I do believe that we wrote that piece while Howard was still our dean, and so we had to be, well, careful. But I do believe we managed to convey Howard's special specialness.
By 2001, Howard had presented IVC President Raghu Mathur and two or three trustees with a scheme, hatched by Howard and a local nonagenarian, to create an $800 million private complex, complete with a lake and a Hilton Hotel, here at IVC. For some reason, the venture was being developed (or at least discussed) in secret, but I figured the world really needed to know about it, and so I made a couple of phone calls to reporters. The reporters made inquiries, and then they wrote about Howard’s scheme. For some reason, the whole “Howard Hilton” thing then unraveled. The city was pissed. The scheme was generally regarded as ridiculous, even idiotic. In the end, trustee Wagner, among others, did some serious backpedaling.
And Howard? Let’s just say that lawyers were involved, and then, after a time, Howard showed up on the faculty at Saddleback College. How strange!
So, today, I came across Gensler’s website for the college. Really, it’s like a profile all by itself!
Now, obviously, Howard has a lot to offer, and he’s pretty generous with his offerings on his website. For instance, he explains his “education philosophy”:
I … believe that we should have fun in everything we do. [In class, w]e generally play a roll game rather than just take roll. I use humor liberally. The vast majority of students enjoy my sarcasm and wit….I know I do!
The site provides the syllabuses of his various courses, each of which contain the following:
COURSE CHANGES: I reserve the right to modify the course at any time, including the timing of tests, the due dates and contents of assignments, and coverage of material.Gosh, what a whimsical fellow! No wonder students love him so!
Howard is a big Pat Benatar fan |
The site’s home page also includes a “biography”:
I earned five Bachelor’s degrees simultaneously from the UCI, in English, History, Philosophy, Political Science, and Economics, all with honors. … I gave the Honors Convocation Student Speech, which was published by the University. It was the second speech ever published by UCI. The first was Hazard Adams’ retirement speech. He was a founding faculty member and considered one of the most erudite professors ever to teach at UCI. I set the record for multiple majors at UCI. The record still stands….—That’s one thing about Howard. He always finds ways to do very odd, seemingly pointless, things and then to find ways to make ‘em seem like impressive accomplishments! Howard and Hazard! Two erudite fellas. They're practically the same guy.
Howard explains that his
first position was as instructor and academic administer at the Northrop University School of Law. I was soon promoted to Dean. … I was offered the position of Provost, but we were unable to agree on the scope of the position….—This is a motif in the Life of Howard: over and over again, he’s about to achieve greatness, or at least a steady job, but no. He gets fired or something. It’s so unfair!
For example, after his Northrop gig went south,
I soon got hired as an attorney/adviser at the national headquarters of the Internal Revenue Service…. … I was assigned the most difficult regulations project ever tackled by the IRS and completed the project in record time. The Associate Chief Counsel tried to hire me to work on a project to simplify the tax code, but he was blocked by the Commissioner of the IRS….—Dang! Thwarted by the top tax dude! But our Howard was undaunted:
I returned to Southern California and completed a Masters and a Ph.D. in Economics at the UCI. … On graduation, I accepted a position at the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology as a Business Law Instructor in the Department of Accounting in the School of Business. … [My partner and I] were invited to be the official translator for China’s tax laws, but the government was unable to agree to a publication cycle as fast as we could provide and insisted on total control of official and unofficial publication….Dang ditto!
Howard is obviously very proud of being the savior, taxwise, of the world’s most populous country:
…If it was published in the 1990’s and it had to do with Chinese business laws, odds are Gensler did it.—Ah, but is he known for such things? Apparently not!
. . .
…In other words, the Chinese were able to pay their taxes thanks to Yang and Gensler’s tax translation service. [My emphasis.]
. . .
Gensler was the undisputed authority on Chinese taxes, as well as a major player in Chinese business law and accounting law.
[I] published about 50 articles and nine books…. I was the world’s foremost authority on Chinese Tax laws during the mid- and late-1990’s….”
But there were many other accomplishments:
I returned to Southern California once again and became Dean of Humanities, Fine Arts and Library Services at Irvine Valley College. I increased the library collection and circulation statistics. I revamped the main fine arts classroom building to improve the college’s small theatre operation. I convinced the administration to move the Theatre building project up to the top building priority at the college….Oddly, there are many here at IVC who offer a very different assessment of Howard’s impact on the library and on the building that contains the theater. Go figure!
HOWARD THE UNLUCKY DUCK. Have you noticed? Howard is plainly the most unappreciated person in the history of humankind. He achieves stunning things—saving China, saving UCI, saving the IRS—and, instead of being hired or promoted, he’s sent packing.
For instance, elsewhere, referring to himself in the third person, he describes his achievements during his brief employment with the Bank of America:
…Gensler not only prevailed in keeping B of A in [the] steel [industry], but Gensler’s findings and recommendations served as the basis for the lead article of the Bank’s Annual World Economic Report, which convinced the nation’s financial system to continue to support the American steel industry.
Gensler saved American steel for five more years….
One of Howard's many publications |
According to Howard, his Econ dissertation was epoch-shatteringly clever. Alas, continuing a familiar pattern, none of the experts appreciated his work. Howard explains:
The nation had just spent over $600 million and well over ten years studying welfare in the Negative Income Tax Experiments…. The problem was, the experiments were temporary. Participants didn’t behave normally. They gamed the system. … Gensler used non-experimental data gathered from the Current Population Survey. Gensler’s results were of very high statistical precision and in the appropriate behavioral direction. However, the American economics establishment had just blown $600 million of the taxpayers’ money and wasn’t keen on publishing better work that had been done by a graduate student for free over one summer. Gensler ended up publishing much of his work in English academic journals.HOWARD "GUINNESS BOOK" GENSLER. As we’ve seen, Howard likes to focus on such unique achievements as getting the most degrees or earning those degrees faster than anyone. In the “bio” section of his site, he explains:
After Irvine, I went to UC Berkeley and completed a Juris Doctor…. It was an established 4-year joint program, but they kept telling us that no one ever actually completed it in four years. I don’t know about anybody else, but I finished in four years….DEFIANTLY INCORRECT. Another things about Howard: he’s no fan of “political correctness.” For instance, on the website, he explains
After some adventures in the working world, I decided to return to school to complete a Ph.D. in Economics. I returned to UCI. It generally took seven years to complete a Ph.D. in Economics. I finished in just over five years….
… [At the IRS], Gensler got a new Branch Chief (“Ann”). Ann turned out to be a man-hater, and did everything she could to make Gensler hate his job. She spent most of her time in her office with other female attorneys whining about men. Ann had made Branch Chief in just five years, which was probably a record. It was hard to see how all this sex discrimination from men that she complained about incessantly had hurt her career….Defiant fellow! Elsewhere, he explains that
I spent a great deal of my childhood at the beach bodysurfing and playing football. I was so dark I was the only minority at my high school….WATCH HOWARD MAKE FREE-THROWS, BACKWARDS. Perhaps my favorite part of Howard’s website is “Activities”:
…My favorite game is billiards. I play 8-ball. I often circulate throughout Orange County, challenging people to games at various bars....On the website, Howard actually provides videos of some of his activities and, um, skills:
. . .
Because I am out most nights until 2 am, I got the reputation for being a vampire. The joke stuck, and a buddy and I developed a website: Myvampire.net. It has everything you need to know about vampires.
. . .
I was at the going out of business auction at the Wax Museum in Buena Park and accidentally bought the Batman…. It sort of took over my life. Now I have Batman shirts and Batman belts and all of the Batman movies and the entire TV series on DVD. There’s even a three foot wide Batman symbol on the hood of my car….
I highly recommend these videos. It's like you're looking straight into Howard's soul.
At the college, when you see Howard, tell ‘im, “Hey, vampire!”
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