Friday, August 9, 2013

Colleagues: make like a Republican


A fine summer tan
     SOCCCD colleagues,
     If your experience is anything like mine, the world has recently turned on you. In the last few days, dastardly forces have united and now seek to END YOUR SUMMER and cause you to don your TEACHING FACE. "It's August!" the infernal choir roars. "Get off your duff and start spewing pointless emails about lint and OSH and enrollment targets. Start planning every minute of your life so you can reconnect with every bovine, widget-obsessed committee you’re on and attend all those cheesy and deluded meetings about “persistence rates,” “digital studentry,” “the future of ATEP,” and "the new and improved curriculum process." Write your syllabuses and file ‘em with the secretary (and then write a note apologizing for using the word "secretary"). Contact your colleagues and pester ‘em about due dates for those A-Z SLOs. Turn in your 5420Bs and file your J-17s."
   
GET SERIOUS!
     And, above all, remove your goddam SUMMER FACE immediately!

     To this, I say…
     NO!
     Make like a Republican: Just say "no" to all of it. Get up and scream, "I don't need to cooperate with anybody cuz I'm a true American!"
     Remember: you have a right to every goddam minute and every goddam second of your summer!
     Cooperation is unmanly and fey and possibly even French!

     Here's a magazine-load of handy tips:
1. For the next week, do not read your email. Face it: most of it is bullshit anyway. Toss it all in the trash.
2. Likewise, screen your phone calls carefully. Prepare to tell your dean you got his five messages but you couldn’t make ‘em out somehow. What’s a body to do?
3. Avoid proximity to colleagues and the college. I have alternate routes to the beach on file; just email me.
4. Start planning vacations for the week of August 19th. You’ll never take ‘em, of course, but you’ve got to believe that you’ll take ‘em—or else your mind will mess you up and make you all anxious and thinking that you’ve got to hurry to duplicating in the morning.
5. Start each morning with a cold shower whilst reciting this mantra: “it’s summer, and I ain’t got to be nowhere or listen to nobody NOHOW."
     And whatever else you do, do resist the urge to open the college Flex Program schedules, which can be found here:
• Saddleback College
• IVC

     Just for laughs, check out this 1987 episode of “Moonlighting.” Our own Frank Pangborn briefly appears as a cop at 35:13 and 39:20. In the case of each appearance, sneeze and you’ll miss it.

Robert Lombardi

     I happened upon this old article about Robert A. Lombardi (b. 1932). I remember the fellow attempting to control the board during those dark days when it was, well, out of control (in the late 90s).
     During one terrible meeting in 1997(?), when trustee Frogue made groundless accusatory remarks about a colleague, I yelled at him, calling him a "coward." Lombardi didn't seem to mind. At the end of the meeting, as he shuffled through the crowd out the door, Lombardi looked at me and said, "I like your style," or something to that effect.
     He served in several capacities in our district, starting with his gig as Superintendent in September of 1974. (See article below.) He became district chancellor in 1981 but left for a job in the private sector in 1982. In 1990, he returned, serving as acting vice chancellor for human resources for one year. Then he left for a gig at the College of the Sequoias. He was selected as chancellor of the Saddleback Community College District in 1994. He finally left the district in March of 1998 (by then, it was the SOCCCD). Lombardi was succeeded by Cedric Sampson.


     According to a Feb. 5, 1994 LA Times article (Former Chancellor Back at Saddleback), Lombardi was chosen to serve as Chancellor, for the second time. (He was the unanimous choice among six finalists.)
     The article explained Lombardi’s history with the district:
     Lombardi has a long history with Saddleback. He was superintendent-president from 1974 to 1981 and was named chancellor in 1981 when the district reorganized to a multi-campus arrangement.
     During his tenure, Saddleback's enrollment quadrupled to 30,000 and its number of class sections increased from 500 to 2,500. To accommodate the county's growth, the district also added a campus in Irvine.
     Lombardi left the district in 1982 to take a job as vice president of Datascan, a firm with a division in Irvine that developed educational computer programs.
. . .
     But in 1990, Lombardi returned to Saddleback for a one-year assignment as acting vice chancellor of human resources. The following year he was hired for the top position at College of the Sequoias.
. . .
     Lombardi replaces Richard Sneed, who retired in August. Anna L. McFarlin, president of Irvine Valley College, has been serving as interim chancellor.
     According to a Dec. 16, 1997 Times article (here), Lombardi left his post at the district in March of 1998.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

  This ran in the Sunday December 24, 2023 edition of the Los Angeles Times and the Orange County Register : July 14, 1955 - November 20, 2...