Thursday, December 1, 2011

Bring your NoDoz: board meeting Monday night


     As Chancellor Gary Poertner so helpfully reminded us today, there's a "Board Meeting and Audience Sleep Study" Monday night (the 5th; 6:00 p.m.) and the agenda is available here (click on "current agenda").
     That means that some of you need to bring your CPAPs. The rest of you need to get some NoDoz.

     It's December, and so it's time for the board's yearly "organizational meeting":


     Nancy Padberg has served as board President during the past year. Maybe she wants another year? Dunno. Who would want such a job?
     These days, the board seems in no mood to pursue crazy, "red meat," right-wing initiatives, and that's great. On the other hand, last meeting, Tom "red meat" Fuentes showed up to suggest, with his penultimate breaths—to "those wonderful people out there in the dark"—that he's still on the job—but (he added) things have taken a turn for the worse in recent months, district-wise and precipice-wise, and so the SOCCCD is headed for a fall to the bottom of Shit Canyon. 
     Maybe Fuentes sees himself as Puff the Right-Wing Dragon, slippin' sadly into his cave, oh. (Not sure who "Little Jackie Paper" is supposed to be. Sanity, maybe.)
     I think Tom was sending evil vibes Gary's way when he said all that. When the noisy Mr. Wagner left (a year ago!) and Fuentes became a mere board pen pal (since March), a shift occurred, but I'm not sure exactly how to characterize it, not in any particular way. Maybe it's just the board decision to pursue ATEP, that infinite black hole? Not sure. Or maybe it's the board's failure to cancel the Humanities and to turn the colleges into trade schools and leased pumpkin paper patches.
     So, on the board, things are lots better than they used to be, owing to the absence of coherent right-wing leadership. But I'm not saying this board is particularly "with clue." For instance, I don't suppose any of 'em have heard our endless fricking caterwauling about IVC VPI Craig Justice
     "Who's that?" they'll say. 
     Good Lord. They show up once a month, in a daze, recognizing the flags and velvet of the Ronnie Reagan room but oblivious to all else. Then they make those $half-billion-per-year decisions.
     Hello?

     Moving on: the board's "discussion item" concerns ATEP:

     Here's a peculiar general action item that also concerns ATEP:


     I suppose there'll be presentations regarding items 7.1 and 7.2: the SLO fiasco. Good Lord.


Floridian Neanderthal Jones raises a ruckus at UCI

Part of UCI closed for pastor who burned Koran (OC Reg)

IRVINE – Authorities have closed down a portion of UC Irvine due to safety concerns about a now-canceled appearance of Terry Jones, the Florida pastor who made news last year for burning the Koran.
. . .
     Aldrich Hall was evacuated and will remain closed for the rest of the day, [UC Irvine spokesman Tom] Vasich said.
. . .
     Jones was scheduled to speak at the campus at 11:30 a.m.
. . .
     UCI issued this safety update on its website:
"Terry Jones, the Florida pastor who made news by burning the Quran last March, announced he would be speaking in the area of the flag poles at 11:30 on Thursday, Dec. 1. Intelligence received by UCIPD indicated suspicious activity that raised concern about the safety of the event. As a precaution the area has been closed and no events will take place in this area. Other campus activity is continuing as normal."
     Jones, a 2012 Independent presidential candidate, had been scheduled to appear for a Stand Up America! Rally.
     The Gainesville, Florida-pastor caused international controversy in March when he burned a Koran, which critics say contributed to a deadly attack on a U.N. compound in Afghanistan. The rally was intended to "stand up" to what supporters say is a security threat posed by radical Islam.
     A counterprotest organized on Facebook listed more than 100 people as "attending."
     Jones' presidential platform includes the deportation of people in this country illegally, the withdrawal of all foreign-based American troops, the reduction of corporate taxes and the reduction of government and business bureaucracy.
     Last year, Jones published a book titled, "Islam is the Devil" [sic]….

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Ask the IRS to provide necessary guidance so local leaders can create more Clean Energy Jobs

   Hi, there! I'm writing with a quick favor to ask. I am working on a Clean Energy project with several allies and friends. This morning I posted a petition on the White House website that, if successful, will unlock $2.7 billion dollars in unspent federal money. $2.7 billion!
   This money is available right now to finance clean energy and create jobs, but it isn't being used because a key phrase in the original legislation needs clarification.
   As a HUGE personal favor, please take 3 minutes right now and sign the petition. We need to get to 150 signatures before the petition goes "public." Please be one of the 150!
Link here: http://wh.gov/ju0
Thank you so much for your help!
Best,
Colin B

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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