Have you seen the fliers for the "District Services' Road Show"? (See one of 'em above.)
District services, we're told,
"is taking to the road to help serve you better! Get tips, discuss hot topics, ask questions and get to know the people behind the work. All employees are invited...."
Are there really "hot topics" in these departments? Just what are these
sizzlers for, say,
Warehouse or
Purchasing or
Accounting?
Are people in these departments feeling lonely or something? Is that it?
I don't get it.
(I do hope they put on a real show. See below for theme suggestions.)