There's a brief article about Irvine Valley College's PERFORMING ARTS CENTER in this morning’s OC Register. The Facility is now under construction and should be completed by summer. The article explains that individuals and whatnot now have an opportunity to get some or all of this thing named after 'em!
For $2 million, the new $32 million performing arts center at Irvine Valley College could be named after you.I haven't got much money, so I'm thinking small. Something along these lines:
The Irvine Valley College Foundation is selling naming rights to the building that college President Glenn Roquemore has called a "gem destined to become a cultural and architectural centerpiece" in Irvine. It is to open in July.
The center's rooms and the lobby will also be named after those who donate toward the center. The money will be used for such things as lighting instruments, several grand pianos and wireless microphones. One of the most expensive items sought is a $200,000 acoustic shell for the symphony, used to project sound toward the audience. (See: Irvine: College selling naming rights)
The CHUNK WHEELER toilet partitionOr maybe
The DISSENT the BLOG baton & catgut string depository (i.e., closet shelf)--Yeah, something like that.
If you really cared about this college, you'd find a rich person and get them to cough up some dough!
What about that "fish taco" guy who spoke at last year's Commencement? He seemed nice. His taco money and that "acoustic shell" are a perfect fit, I'd say.
In all sincerity, this building will be wonderful. Maybe a "gem" even.
It's gonna be BIG. It'll make Saddleback's Ronald MacDonald Theater look like a Lilliputian apiary!