Saturday, November 13, 2010

How to make a Tea Party magnet

First, post something on your blog with "Tea Party" in the title. Anything.

Then add some stupid graphics that have something or anything--or maybe nothing--to do with Tea and Tea Parties--even something as stupid as this Disney duckling-in-a-cup thingy. You can grab these stupid photos from Google pics or whatnot. I bet some people collect mouse turds, too. An' duck turds, who knows.
Try for some "balance": something for the boys, like that duck, and something for the girls, like this pink cup with Mickey and Minnie grinnin' at one another, I guess. It doesn't really matter. We've got cross-species girl action below:
Don't fret if some of the graphics are really grainy or shitty. It won't matter. The shittier the better, I say.
Hell, even use something really idiotic and marginal like this  photo of a Disney cloth cup with an ugly striped beaver (squirrel? marmot?) floatin' in it. Why not? Maybe it's got some kinda Tea Party significance. Could be.
     Then stand back and wait for the Tea Partiers to wander in. Maybe ask for donations or something.
     —Well, not that. That would be dishonest.
     Don't tell 'em anything. Just see if they wander in.
     And why would they do that? Because you posted something with freakin' "Tea Party" in the title,  that's why.
     These people, man.



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