Monday, April 7, 2008

Talk about your "administrative instability"!


.....WELL, it’s (semi)official. Today, just a few days after Vice Chancellor (of Human Resources) Bob King announced his impending departure (aka return to full-time shystery), we learned that Vice Chancellor Andreea Serban has accepted the position of Superintendent/President at Santa Barbara City College. (Some bigwig confirmed this for me.)
.....A few weeks ago, we learned that "Park Ranger" Bob Kopecky, long-time Provost of ATEP, resigned (well, officially I guess, he's on leave, but c'mon).

.....The timing of these departures—I'm not even counting Saddleback College President Richard McCullough's Goo-induced departure in two months!—is mighty inopportune. For instance, we keep hearing that negotiations re ATEP are now at a critical stage. So why would the head of ATEP step down now?
.....King is a chief negotiator for the district in the talks re the faculty contract. We hear (from union leadership) that, recently, negotiations have reached a critical stage. So why is King leaving now? (I’ve learned that at least two recent negotiation sessions have been cancelled. What’s that about?)
.....Owing to Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur’s disastrous and inveterate flouting (forgetting?) of the 50% Law, we have been compelled to endure 38 new faculty hires, a messy spectacle that is placing extreme burdens on faculty—and especially on HR personnel. Why would the top Human Resources guy leave in the middle of this?
.....Meanwhile, both colleges of the district have been sent final fix-it tickets from the Accreds (the ACCJC), and if we don’t fix things this time, they’re gonna pull our licenses. They mean business.
.....But wasn’t “administrative instability” among the problems cited by the Accreditors (see the letter to Saddleback College (pdf))? You bet! And, in any case, doncha wanna keep your administrative team together when the sh*t hits the fan from several directions at once, threatening hideous and mortal fecal splattage?
.....Of course!

Throwing gasoline on the Accred fires
.....As you know, the Accreds have long cited a “plague of despair” and “hostility” as problems at our colleges. We’ve been hearing that from them for ten long years.
.....Now, at long last, and all of a sudden, we’ve gotta overcome the plague. They demand a miracle!
.....So tell me this. Why, at this moment, would Chancellor Mathur choose to send a hostile and fear-inducing memo to administrators, as he did last week? That is, why would he spread the plague exactly when, more than ever, we're desperate to eradicate plaguery?
.....Does Bubonic Boy secretly want our colleges to be unaccredited? Is that it?
.....What the hell kind of Chancellor is he anyway? Tell me that!

Resistance is futile


BUSHED. From this morning’s Inside Higher Ed:
An informal poll of 109 historians by the History News Network has found that 61 percent consider President Bush to be the worst president in American history. In addition, 98 percent of those surveyed rank the Bush presidency as a failure.
THE BORG. Also from Inside Higher Ed:Distance Ed Continues Rapid Growth at Community Colleges:
Community colleges reported an 18 percent increase in distance education enrollments in a 2007 survey released this weekend at the annual meeting of the American Association of Community Colleges, in Philadelphia…. …This year’s survey suggests that distance education has probably not peaked at community colleges. First there is evidence that the colleges aren’t just offering a few courses online, but entire programs. Sixty-four percent of institutions reported offering at least one online degree — defined as one where at least 70 percent of the courses may be completed online. Second, colleges reported that they aren’t yet meeting demand. Seventy percent indicated that student demand exceeds their online offerings….

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Let a Hundred Hiring Committees Bloom!

.....What happens when you sit on a Hiring Committee Saturday and Sunday, all day — and know that, even then, you're not finished, it's not over?
.....You have dreams.
.....Bad dreams.
.....In this dream, Rebel Girl asks the candidates the first question, which is, inexplicably: "How do you make a Spanish Tortilla?"
.....This doesn't make any sense because they are interviewing for a full-time position in English, a writing specialist, but there it is, the first question: "How do you make a Spanish Tortilla?" She watches the candidates react, then attempt an answer, invariably going in the sorry direction of a corn tortilla or flour.
.....All the questions are like this one, cooking-related. There has been some terrific screw-up but these are the questions they have. These are the questions that are taped to the table. These are the questions they must ask. Rebel Girl can't even imagine which position these questions are for, since the cafeteria isn't hiring and even if they were, they don't make food for this. (Describe the process of making a cassoulet.)
.....As far as she knows, the culinary institute proposal for ATEP went nowhere, but maybe these questions were designed for that ill-fated project. (How do you make a roux for a béchamel sauce? Explain the difference between garlic, shallots, and onions.) The committee decides that, instead of closing down the search and starting all over, they will ask the questions and try and discern the best candidate from the answers given.
.....Rebel Girl tries to help one candidate who is obviously stumped, prepared to answer questions about how to teach grammar, how to teach writing in the community college classroom but not this.
....."Do I use a tomato?" the candidate asks.
....."No," Rebel Girl says helpfully.
.....Someone kicks her under the table. "You can't help them," a voice hisses.
.....Onward to the cooking demonstration!

(Rebel Girl, by the way, loves her hiring committee. And the food's been good too!)

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Déjà vu, sort of, re weird machinations

.....There’s a story in today’s OC Register about South County school board candidates and their curious peekaboo financial contributors (CUSD recall group relied on PAC).
.....It may inspire déjà vu among denizens of the SOCCCD and its two colleges.
.....As you know, the Capistrano Unified School District has endured a series of embarrassing controversies in recent years: the building of the infamous "Taj Mahal"; the compiling of a secret list of parent foes, etc.
.....A recall campaign was launched against some trustees. Parents were hopping mad.
.....Eventually, in 2006, three pro-Recall candidates won seats on the board, in part owing to the support of the CUSD teachers union. But it turns out that the chief financial support those candidates received came from Education Alliance, a Christian right organization that has fought teachers unions since 1994.
.....According to the Reg,
.....The contributions have raised concerns about the CUSD Recall Committee's intentions as it endorses and helps fund the campaigns of candidates in a June recall election that could oust two longtime trustees.
.....The $17,000 donation by the Tustin-based Education Alliance, made days after the three candidates in early November 2006 denied accepting money from the political action committee, created speculation among their opponents that the self-described "back to basics" group had secretly influenced the election.
…..
.....Financial disclosure statements show the Education Alliance donated $17,000 to the committee on Nov. 2, 2006, five days before the election. The Education Alliance also gave $5,000 to Bryson's individual campaign that day, according to records.
…..
.....Bryson's campaign reported receiving the Education Alliance's $5,000 donation a day after it was made; the recall committee reported getting its $17,000 donation 11 days later, after the election had ended....
.....News of the donations stunned the Capistrano Unified teachers union, which endorsed Addonizio and Christensen in August 2006 after the two candidates orally assured the union that they were not connected to the Education Alliance, said Vicki Soderberg, president of the Capistrano Unified Education Association. The Education Alliance opposes what it calls the political clout of teachers unions.
....."We're concerned about any candidate with a connection to the Education Alliance," she said. "The CUSD Recall Committee is connected much more closely to the Education Alliance than they are letting on."
.....Now the teachers union is much more skeptical about trusting the recall committee and the candidates it endorses, Soderberg said.
…..
.....About a week before the election, Addonizio, Bryson and Christensen told The Orange County Register they had not received financial contributions from the Education Alliance.
.....
Bryson said Friday that she did not know she would be receiving the Education Alliance donation at the time she made her statements to the Register.
…..
.....But opponents say the donations from the Education Alliance appear to be part of a plan for one special-interest group to wield influence over the school board….

.....You’ll recall that Education Alliance supported Don Wagner and Nancy Padberg (aka "Wagberg") during their successful 1998 run for the South Orange County Community College District board of trustees.
.....But guess what? Wagberg also got support from the SOCCCD teachers union! At the time, a mystified OC Weekly reported that
.....Donald P. Wagner and Nancy Padberg will join Steven Frogue on the South Orange County Community College District board of trustees. Wagner and Padberg were backed by the anti-union, Christian Right Education Alliance and by the district's anti-union teachers union (sadly, you read that right). ”Jeeeeeezuz Christ!” (OC Weekly), Nov. 5, 1998
.....The union’s support came in the form of a pro-Wagberg flier that touted the candidates as opponents of the El Toro airport—although, of course, college trustees had no say on that issue.
.....Evidently, Wagner and Padberg continue to be affliliated with Education Alliance. Back in September (2007), the SOCCCD Board Meeting Highlights newsletter noted that
.....[Board] Vice President Donald P. Wagner [reported that he] … attended the Education Alliance dinner and encouraged everyone in the community to take a look [at] the organization, of which he is a board member.
.....
.....Trustee Nancy M. Padberg [also] attended ... [the] Educational Alliance dinner....
......
.....Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur ... thanked Trustee Wagner for inviting him to the Education Alliance dinner....
It appears that the fund raiser featured noted blowhard Dennis Prager. For photos of the event, go to Prager and Education Alliance

See also: The board's secret allies

Friday, April 4, 2008

A weak smile, the persistence of the Moon

OFF TO POKEY. A miserable closing chapter to the Nielsen case: Sex-Abuse Victim Confronts Ex-Rohrabacher Aide Jeffrey Ray Nielsen at His Sentencing (R. Scott Moxley in the OC Weekly)
...This façade had served the 37-year-old Ladera Ranch man well, helping him get a job as a Washington, D.C., congressional aide to Representative Dana Rohrabacher, win close friendships with political heavyweights such as Orange County Republican Party bosses Scott Baugh and Tom Fuentes—oh, and lure impressionable seventh-, eighth- and ninth-grade boys into sexual relationships....
• From this afternoon's What's New: ASSHOLE FEARS BLACK HOLE
Technology has changed in the 400 years since Cervantes first told the story of Don Quixote. Windmills are now particle accelerators and the knight’s lance is a federal court injunction, but the plot is the same. It begins with a befuddled lawyer in Hawaii named Walter Wagner. Having read far too much science fiction as a youth, Wagner fantasizes that he is a physicist by virtue of an undergraduate biology degree with a minor in physics. Accompanied by Sancho, his loyal TA, Wagner embarks on an adventure to slay the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a doomsday machine that he believes is poised to destroy the world by creating a black hole. He seems to have forgotten the last time he tried this. In 1999 Wagner warned that RHIC, the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider at Brookhaven National Laboratory, must be slain lest it create a black hole. The then BNL director, Jack Marburger, named a distinguished panel of physicists to investigate. Their report noted that nature has been conducting the relevant safety test for billions of years by colliding heavy-ion cosmic rays with the moon. It concluded that creation of a black hole is "effectively ruled out by the persistence of the Moon."

Friday Afternoon Movie



Hat tip to KPFK's Pocho Hour of Power for bringing this film to Rebel Girl's attention.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Sweet Time

From the OC Register: Latino Notebook: OC writer included in upcoming anthology:
Lisa Alvarez, a professor of English at Irvine Valley College, has a piece in the upcoming anthology "Latinos in Lotusland: An Anthology of Contemporary Southern California Literature." ... 
The story is called "Sweet Time." It tells of two sisters who don't get along and are thrown together as they await their mother's death. ... 
Alvarez maintains a literary calendar on the Web. It's at http://themarkonthewall.blogspot.com/.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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