Thursday, March 8, 2018

Roquemore refers to self in third person: "Roquemore," he says, "gives back"

"President Roquemore," writes President Roquemore, "has been
invited to present...." at some seminars. Roy Bauer is unimpressed.
     This morning, IVC President Glenn Roquemore sent an email to the IVC community.
     Entitled "President Roquemore gives back," it is especially odd.
Empty suit; vapid robot; automaton
     In the email, Roquemore writes that "President Roquemore has been invited to present in two community college leadership seminars."
     "The first," he informs us, is the CCCL CEO "Leadership Academy."
     "The second," he writes, is the "AACC Presidents [sic] Academy Summer Institute."
     (The only thing interesting about the event is the AACC's curious vacillation between "Presidents" and "President's." Neither spelling is correct, of course.)
     Here's how Roquemore describes the Institute:
[It] focuses on issues of critical importance to success in the role of the community college president, providing a mix of content experts and interaction around related case studies that result in the development/acquisition of ready-to-use skill sets that participants can apply back at their respective campuses.
Intellectual life at IVC under siege
     Who would write such a sentence? Who, having done so, would refrain from suicide?
     Roquemore goes on. "President Roquemore," he writes, "has also embarked on his second occasion to Chair a Partnership Resource Team (PRT), Institutional Effectiveness Program Initiative."
     OK.
     The act of referring to oneself in the third person is called "illeism."
     It's fucked up.

Roquemore actually "gives" photo ops and BS-athons to fatten his resume.
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(OC Reg)

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(OC Reg)

Ah, yes, I remember it as though it were yesterday.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not much of a surprise here. He has always been in the 3rd person realm of reality. He can't see himself for who and what he is. He is clearly a third person screwed up individual.

Anonymous said...

I found the subject line especially misleading: President Roquemore Gives Back. Really? how? what? to whom? The subject line suggests some kind of sacrifice or generous gesture...

Anonymous said...

Raise your hand if you think Roquemore wrote this.

Anonymous said...

Whether or not he wrote it, he SIGNED it. Clueless.

Anonymous said...

Notoriously, Trump compared immigrants to SNAKES. Lovely, that.

Anonymous said...

Where'd you get that photo of Glenn smokin' that stogie? Is it for reals or is he playing dress up? or both? Geez.

Anonymous said...

It's Glenn as Trump!

Roy Bauer said...

The photo portrays some Foundation event maybe ten years ago. As I recall, people dressed up in Roaring Twenties outfits—gamblers, gangsters, flappers—that sort of thing. You can see SC's then-President McCullough in the background. He seems amused.

Anonymous said...

I was at that event and both presidents acted like asses.

Anonymous said...

Even for the office of the president, it was an exceptionally tone deaf and poor written email. It was like trying to read a brick.

Anonymous said...

On wonders why they couldn't have arranged to have the front end of the college closed NEXT week during spring break instead of THIS week...nice of them to send out an announcement AFTER the fact.

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