Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Share a cringe with me, College Boy

WELL, MY RECENT POST concerning the college’s alleged (by me) failure to note the accomplishments of a certain Rebellious instructor and writer has produced a fair number of sour comments, both here and in the hallways.

Evidently, not everyone is happy with college leadership, at least with regard to its routine announcements and the values thereby evinced. Is that really surprising?

Here's a news flash for IVC leadership: a college ought to embrace the values of higher education and to encourage and celebrate “the life of the mind”—and by this I do not mean the life of the mind of a ten-year-old who “invents” Swiss Army sneakers and (therefore) takes a stretch-limo to Burbank to meet Jay Leno and his Jaywalkers.

And so the consistently successful endeavors of, say, a writer, editor, blogger, and writing conference organizer among the faculty really should be noted now and again. Surely, at a college, even one so near Del Taco world headquarters, academic  successes among faculty (and students) should be of particular importance.

—And not only that, but, internally at least, such accomplishments should receive more attention than, say, “Broadway Stars” fundraisers, “astounding” kiddie competitions, and balloonish, junk-foodular PR extravaganzas. It’s a matter of proportions. We’re a college. We educate people. We’re not about greasy carnival come ons or piety-from-Hell ceremonies, important though such things may be. Sure, we'll pull on the clown pants and bake them brownies now and again, but mostly we're about getting these kids educated, which, for many of us, is a bookish thing in a world that has turned its back on books.

Dude, we're shovelin' shit against the tide! Help us out here!

Speaking for myself, I do wish that our college leadership, here at IVC, would make more of an effort to embrace and value academics and academia. I think that would be nice. Quaint even. Definitely refreshing.

It wouldn't hurt if, bullshit-wise, college leaders would go off-script once in a while and actually connect with us. You know, they could remove their plastic smile and sneak up behind us while we gape anew at the throngs of kids hopping idiotically upon those blue and yellow bounce-house monstrosities and queuing up for Double Grilled Factory-Farm Burgers. With all that thumpin' an' throbbin' and caterwauling in the air, we'd never hear 'em as they slowly positioned their mouths next to our ears and then screamed: "Good Lord, they don't pay me enough for this SHIT!"

Just one such tender moment would boost this instructor's morale for months.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clown pants!

Anonymous said...

One comment?

Anonymous said...

Damned great writing, BvT. "... thumpin' an' throbbin' and caterwauling" is gonna have me laughing for a week. And thank you for "grilled Factory-Farm burgers." DANG, you're good.

And, of course, you are dead-right: A *college* ought to recognize COLLEGIAL things, not to mention that the leaders ought to exhibit (or even feign, if that is all that they can muster) COLLEGIAL attitudes toward successful (in all of the right ways) faculty.

You guys are in the twilight zone of academia down there, and I am sorry!

Your friend,
MAH

LardBoy said...

Dude! Taco Bell world headquarters is nearby as well, in Irvine. Del Taco world headquarters is in Lake Forest, which is indeed close.

Anonymous said...

Folks like when the carnival comes to town, why not to a CC near you? This is what we get from those outrageous student government budgets. What was it this year, like $500K? The money is just burning holes in their pockets! They should just give the money back to the students who really need it for textbooks.

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