Monday, November 15, 2010

The professionals! (Just Gimme Some Truth)

     NOV. 15: Just after 5:00 today, we at Irvine Valley College received the following email, announcing the temporary replacement of Kathleen Schrader, the Dean of Math, Science, and Engineering, who was recently fired (then unfired, then placed on administrative leave):
Colleagues:

     Please join me in welcoming Bill Kelly, who will serve as IVC’s Acting Dean of Mathematics, Science, and Engineering through June 30, 2011. Bill previously served as Dean of IVC’s Math and Science Division from July 2004-to 2007. Bill brings extensive community college experience throughout the state, [comma splice!] he served as Dean of Fine Arts, Physical Education-Athletics at Saddleback College from July 2000-July 2001. From 1989-1995, Bill was Vice Chancellor for Administrative Services for the South Orange County Community College District. Bill earned a Bachelor of Science and Master of Arts from Pepperdine University. Please join me in welcoming Bill’s return to IVC.

Very Respectfully,
Glenn R. Roquemore, Ph.D.
President
Irvine Valley College
     President Roquemore, who ascended to administrative ranks back in 1997 owing to his sudden willingness to work with the hated Raghu P. Mathur 
(until then, Roquemore had worked with administration to remove Mathur as chair of his School; the nakedly ambitious Mathur had used unscrupulous means to retain that position, one that the equally nakedly ambitious Roquemore desperately coveted), 
--as I was saying, President Roquemore called Schrader to his office a couple of weeks ago to call her on the carpet over her alleged unprofessionalism as evidenced by some of her instructors’ banter, during a Biological Sciences meeting, regarding Mrs. Roquemore’s planned cake-baking (or cake-buying) efforts for the opening of the new Chemistry buildings. (Kiana is an IVC chem instructor.)

     (I'm told that Schrader was very clear about the object of Roquemore's consternation in conversations she had with friends in the immediate aftermath of her untimely "firing.")


     PLAN B: No doubt after a session with “legal” (or HR) at the district, Roquemore developed a new sense of what occurred during his meeting with Schrader: no, he did not meet with Schrader about snarky faculty comments about Kiana’s cake; it had nothing to do with that! (don’t be silly! Glenn has always scrupulously treated his wife as just another instructor!*); it was, he said, about an alleged offensive remark made during the same meeting about classified employees: something about the shallow end of the gene pool. (Efforts to hear this comment on a tape recording of the meeting have yielded no evidence that classified employees were the target of the “gene pool” remark. Faculty who were at the meeting continue to scratch their heads over what about the meeting could be construed as evidence of Schrader's unprofessionalism--unless it's Glenn's notorious customary unprofessionalism and kneejerkery re Kiana.)

     Before Kelly accepted this acting dean position, the job had already been offered to someone else—a respected member of faculty. She took time to think it over. When she returned to accept the offer, she was then told, “Well, no, we gave it to someone else.”
     The professionals!

*I've spoken to some highly reliable people at IVC who swear that Glenn has--well, let's just say that they report numerous and amazing incidents of a kind that Glenn seems to say have never occurred! Some of these people are talkin'. And not just to me. 

A totally unnecessary update: Prendergast still on top

Typical voter
THOMAS "T.J." PRENDERGAST
114,933 - 50.90%

KEVIN M. MULDOON
110,878 - 49.10%

Further evidence that things are winding down: few votes counted since yesterday (only 230 ballots; see). So I think they're just pickin' up stray ballots out in the parking lot, in workers' hair, and under the seats. Meanwhile, Prendergast maintains a 4000+ lead. So it's over, dude.

Naked people and shared governance

U.S. Senator Intervenes on Behalf of College Student Facing Deportation (Chronicle of Higher Education)

U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein has asked immigration authorities to halt deportation proceedings against a City College of San Francisco nursing student while she considers introducing a private bill that would allow him to stay in the country temporarily, the San Francisco Chronicle reported. The 20-year-old student, Shing Ma (Steve) Li, was arrested in September and is being held at a detention center in Arizona, pending deportation to Peru. His parents had immigrated to that country from China before bringing him to the United States at age 11, but he has no relatives or friends in Peru, he says. His parents, meanwhile, face deportation to China. Senator Feinstein, a California Democrat, is a supporter of proposed legislation known as the Dream Act, which would create a path to citizenship for undocumented students.

Naked Rampage in the Library (Inside Higher Ed)

A freshman has been charged with simple assaults and indecent exposure after knocking more than 1,000 books off the shelves of a library at North Carolina State University, while naked, last week, The News & Observer reported. Several students filmed the incident….

Nearly Naked Photo Shoot in the Library (Inside Higher Ed)

Many students and others at Brooklyn Law School are angry over a photo shoot by the fashion line Diesel in the library, The New York Post reported. The law school expected tasteful photos of people in an environment of books and learning, but found instead near naked models rubbing themselves against each other and various parts of the library….

Rallying for Shared Governance (Inside Higher Ed)

     A few years ago, organizers at the American Association of University Professors had to cancel a conference on shared governance for lack of interest. This year, they gave it another shot and were pleasantly surprised, to say the least: applications flooded in and they ultimately had to turn people away.
     The AAUP conference served as a rallying point for 250 academics concerned about the state of shared governance at their institutions. They took charge at a Washington hotel this weekend, sharing war stories, exchanging advice and – of course – taking a few jabs at administrators.
     "I don't believe all administrators are our enemies," AAUP President Cary Nelson said in his opening address, after repeatedly mocking "administrative wastes" and sending the audience into fits of laughter, "just some of them." Nelson bemoaned some of the worst violations of shared governance: plans at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champagn, where he teaches, to slash humanities funding; and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute's move to strip its faculty senate of power. "It's time to stand up for the values the AAUP articulated 100 years ago," Nelson said. "They are now under unique assault."
     Attendees found solidarity among others who are fed up with similar experiences. A common theme of the workshops and panels was the loss of faculty consultation during financial crises, with panelists drawing on their institutions' experiences to offer advice and strategies to preserve shared governance….

The Morning Matinee: "Excellence Without Money"

via Roxie's World:



"Sarcasm is not helpful to your cause."

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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Today's tally: it's all but over

Nov. 14:

THOMAS "T.J." PRENDERGAST
114,804 - 50.89%

KEVIN M. MULDOON
110,777 - 49.11%

• Prendergast is 1.8% above Muldoon.
• Only 734 ballots were counted since yesterday.
• Prendergast has 4000+ votes more than Muldoon.
• Go here to learn how many ballots are left to count. Only 8625 ordinary ballots are uncounted plus various special ballots (in mostly small numbers).
• So it looks like a done deal to me.
  Sorry, Doony. This one's for TJ.

Heads up! Wagner to be honored, guarantees of academic freedom to be rescinded(?)

To the sky! (From the 5 to the 33)
     The agenda of the Wednesday, Nov. 17, meeting of the SOCCCD Board of Trustees (BoT) is now available here. (When the page opens, click on “current agenda” in the blue box at right. It’s a large pdf file.)
     A resolution honoring trustee Don Wagner, who is retiring from the board after 12 years, is on the agenda.
     Natch. Inevitable. Like death and taxes, corruption in gov't, poor leadership at IVC, etc.
     I guess that means that Don will likely show up at least long enough to bask in this Rez. Here it is:
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     I'm told that, after Wagner canned Chancellor Mathur, he was peeved that there weren't more expressions of "gratitude" from the faculty.
     Good Lord.
     The truth about Mathur that Don finally came to "see" a couple of years ago was clearly laid out for him (by me, among others) as early as 1998. He not only blew off all warnings, he ardently supported the manifestly unsavory Mr. Mathur for ten freakin' years. 
     Gosh, thanks ever-so-much.
     Doesn't Don read his Bible? When, after a decade of supporting a conniving despot, he finally wises up and cans the guy—why, that's a cue for his groveling for our forgiveness. Get it right, dude!
     But no. He expects prizes and paeans of praise. Hosannahs and shit.
     'Bye Don. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

     Plus: start bonin' up on the "morality" part of the Christianity thing. You're gettin' it all wrong, near as I can tell.
     Interestingly, also on the agenda is the video for IVC’s 25th Anniversary Celebration. You’ll recall that, last month, Wagner’s anger (over the failure of a certain person to be advanced in the course of a certain dean search?) at IVC’s President Glenn Roquemore was so great that the latter was stymied at every turn—including the presentation of this goofy video.
     I’ve seen it. Wait for the part where the cheerleaders seem to chant, “big boobs!”

     As you know, for years now, the district has engaged in a review of SOCCCD Board Policies. Among the policies to be discussed on Wednesday is BP-6122, “Challenge of Adopted Instructional Materials”:
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     As I read it, BP-6122 declares that the district “guarantees academic freedom and encourages the faculty to exercise this right in the selection of instructional materials.”
     The recommended “revision” is removal of the policy. So, what does this mean? Does removal of 6122 mean that they’re not guaranteeing this freedom and the exercise of this right anymore?
     Does anybody know what this is about?
     It appears that, on Wednesday, the board will be accepting the recommendation “for review and study.” So they won't be approving the recommendation just yet.

Natalie
TigerAnn

Saturday, November 13, 2010

How to make a Tea Party magnet

First, post something on your blog with "Tea Party" in the title. Anything.

Then add some stupid graphics that have something or anything--or maybe nothing--to do with Tea and Tea Parties--even something as stupid as this Disney duckling-in-a-cup thingy. You can grab these stupid photos from Google pics or whatnot. I bet some people collect mouse turds, too. An' duck turds, who knows.
Try for some "balance": something for the boys, like that duck, and something for the girls, like this pink cup with Mickey and Minnie grinnin' at one another, I guess. It doesn't really matter. We've got cross-species girl action below:
Don't fret if some of the graphics are really grainy or shitty. It won't matter. The shittier the better, I say.
Hell, even use something really idiotic and marginal like this  photo of a Disney cloth cup with an ugly striped beaver (squirrel? marmot?) floatin' in it. Why not? Maybe it's got some kinda Tea Party significance. Could be.
     Then stand back and wait for the Tea Partiers to wander in. Maybe ask for donations or something.
     —Well, not that. That would be dishonest.
     Don't tell 'em anything. Just see if they wander in.
     And why would they do that? Because you posted something with freakin' "Tea Party" in the title,  that's why.
     These people, man.



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