Wednesday, April 14, 2010

And a mysterious blonde, posing as a Middle Eastern man

You remember that wacky story about a local “business” that provided college exam takers for about 100 Middle Eastern students, right?

Tonight, OC Weekly’s Matt Coker provides an update:

Eamon Daniel Higgins GUILTY in Foreign Student Visa Fraud
Eamon Daniel Higgins, 46, of Laguna Niguel, pleaded guilty in federal court today to conspiracy for allegedly orchestrating a visa fraud scheme involving dozens of Middle Eastern students enrolled at Southern California colleges and universities, including Irvine Valley College.

Higgins faces up to five years in federal prison at his August sentencing.

He obtained counterfeit California driver's licenses, took tests and exams and attended classes on behalf of students from Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Lebanon, Kuwait, Turkey and Qatar. Co-conspirators helped Higgins with his scheme, including a mysterious blonde who apparently posed as a Middle Eastern man.

Higgins received up to $1,500 to complete final examinations and other classroom work for foreign students, and $1,000 for taking required English proficiency tests, according to court documents based on an eight-month investigation…. (continued)

Philosophers say the darndest things: the "stupid mechanic"

J.L. Austin on “other minds”:
If we have made sure it’s a goldfinch, and a real goldfinch, and then in the future it does something outrageous (explodes, quotes Mrs. Woolf, or what not), we don’t say we were wrong to say it was a goldfinch, we don’t know what to say. Words literally fail us….
(How come I spend my days encountering exploding goldfinches? Damn!)


René Descartes has a loony idea and so he describes lunatics:
And how could I deny that these hands and this body are mine, were it not perhaps that I compare myself to certain persons, devoid of sense, whose cerebella are so troubled and clouded by the violent vapours of black bile, that they constantly assure us that they think they are kings when they are really quite poor, or that they are clothed in purple when they are really without covering, or who imagine that they have an earthenware head or are nothing but pumpkins or are made of glass.
(I don't think this is supposed to be funny, but it kills me every time! D was a 17th Century comic.)


David Hume: just ‘cause the universe is impressive don’t mean a smart guy made it!
If we survey a ship, what an exalted idea must we form of the ingenuity of the carpenter who framed so complicated, useful, and beautiful a machine? And what surprize must we feel, when we find him a stupid mechanic, who imitated others, and copied an art, which, through a long succession of ages, after multiplied trials, mistakes, corrections, deliberations, and controversies, had been gradually improving? Many worlds might have been botched and bungled, throughout an eternity, ere this system was struck out; much labour lost, many fruitless trials made; and a slow, but continued improvement carried on during infinite ages in the art of world-making. In such subjects, who can determine, where the truth; nay, who can conjecture where the probability lies, amidst a great number of hypotheses which may be proposed, and a still greater which may be imagined?
(Hume's pal Adam Smith was also interested in things that look like the product of intelligent design or management--but aren't.)

Honest, we really don't know anything

With a Bear Hug (Chronicle of Higher Education)

This is odd, but good, I think. Assistant professor of journalism and new media, Kim Komenich, teaches at San Jose State U and is a Pulitzer Prize winning photographer.

He’s also a world class bear hugger.

On Monday, he waited in line at the bank:
Mr. Komenich heard the man in front of him demand money from the teller. When he saw the man reach for his pockets, he gripped the man in a bear hug and held him until police officers arrived.
Big guy to small guy, an inescapable bear hug is easy. Sustaining one for twenty minutes—on a guy who is highly motivated to get the hell away—is not.

Check out the pic. I think maybe Komenich killed the guy. That would explain it.

I wonder what his photographs are like.

In my Intro to Philosophy course this morning, I showed an old documentary about quantum physics. It’s pretty cool. When things get really small they get seriously strange.

Students don’t seem to know this.

In class, I'll zero in on one idea, say, quantum entanglement. I'll ask, “Do any of you know anything about this?”

They never seem to know anything. Doesn't matter what it is. I'll say, “Some o’ you know, right? You just don’t wanna say!”

Silence. Then I'll hear a small voice from off to the side.

“Um, Mr. Bauer. We really don’t know anything.”

Oh.

Oddly, one segment of the documentary concerns the scientific images created by the great American photographer Berenice Abbott (1898–1991). She is interviewed: she must have been close to ninety years old at the time. Sharp as a tack. Very no-nonsense.

I recommend looking into her non-scientific photographic work (if you are not already familiar with it). Very very cool.

Berenice Abbott (Wikipedia)
CHANGING NEW YORK 1935-1938
Brief biography
Overview
Berenice Abbott's Changing New York
Art Institute of Chicago


Southwestern College administrative rat bastards get major "muzzle" prize

Our pal Phil down at Southwestern College turned us on to an AP story about his college’s latest honor: it was chosen for a “Muzzle” award by the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression!

Free Speech Group Gives "Muzzle" Awards
Banning the sale of wine because of a nude, bike-riding nymph on the label of the bottle. Confining campus protests to a "free-speech patio" [yep, that’s Southwestern administrators!]. Keeping street performers off the Las Vegas Strip.

Those were some of the actions that the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression cited Tuesday in awarding its dubious "Muzzle" awards. The Charlottesville center awards the Muzzles annually to mark the April 13 birthday of Jefferson – its namesake, the third president and free-speech advocate.

Center director Bob O'Neil said that while the 10 winners of the 2010 awards were geographically diverse, they didn't include any corporations or other private entities as in past years – all are government and school officials.

The Alabama Alcohol Beverage Control Board won its Muzzle for banning the sale and distribution of a California wine because it displays "a person posed in an immoral or sensuous manner." The questionable image is a replica of a 1895 French poster featuring a nymph flying next to a winged bicycle.

"If you magnify it by three- or four-fold, even then you could barely detect a nipple," O'Neil said.

Southwestern College administrators won a Muzzle for its policy of limiting protests to a "free-speech patio." Faculty members at the Chula Vista, California, college who tried to move to a nearby courtyard when protesting budget cuts were banned from campus. After public outcry, officials lifted the ban, but the free-speech patio remains, O'Neil said…. (continued)
You’ll definitely want to read the rest. Sheesh!

Greg Lukianoff of the Huffington Post was dazzled enough by the news to offer his "Congratulations to the administration, and President Raj K. Chopra, of Southwestern College….”

Lukianoff notes that the TJ Center gives the award to “those who in the preceding year committed some of the more egregious or ridiculous affronts to the First Amendment right of free speech."

He explains how Southwestern earned the honor:
In 2009 Southwestern College … not only banned three professors from campus after they participated in a peaceful protest, but also kept free speech restricted to a single small patio on campus. Yes, you read that correctly: a Free Speech Patio.
Lukianoff provides a handy map of the campus and its "zones."

The Fox version of the story notes that “Southwestern spokesman Chris Bender said Tuesday that [banning the faculty from campus] was an issue of public safety, and that ‘the Jefferson Center has confused protecting free speech with protecting people from getting hurt.’”

Well, there you go.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

IF YOU CAN READ THIS (you're reading DtB)

• As you know, the highly verbular Andrew Tonkovich (aka “Red Emma”) has a celebrated (by me anyway) weekly radio show on KPFK. He informs us (see) that his guest tomorrow is a seriously cool philosopher:
My guest Wednesday at 2:30 on KPFK is Jack Bowen. He is the author of a book you'll want to keep in the glove compartment, and otherwise close, as it is a practical philosophical primer taking on as its vehicle (sorry for pun) for considering our culture, politics and worldviews...the bumper sticker. In If You Can Read This: The Philosophy of Bumper Stickers, Bowen, a philosopher, does a take-apart of why and how we choose to see the world, from Plato to "My Child Beat Up Your Honor Student," the two being, he argues, connected. About this book Christopher Hitchens writes, “In the sense of being pregnant with meaning, this book has a baby on board.” Jack Bowen teaches philosophy at Menlo School in Atherton, California, and runs the Stanford Summer Philosophy Camp. He will be featured along with Richard Dawkins and Leonard Susskind in an upcoming documentary, "The Nature of Existence." His first book, a philosophical novel titled The Dream Weaver, was a San Francisco Chronicle bestseller. We sure have some fun here at Bibliocracy Radio, don't we? Engaging topic, smart guest, charming host...all on So Cal's only community-sponsored anti-corporate free radio station. Listen live, online or download later.
• This just in from Diane Oaks’ office:
The Board of Governors has just selected [Irvine Valley College’s] Linda Renne as one of six Classified Employees to be honored as Employee of the Year. The Award will be presented at the May 4th Board of Governors meeting in Sacramento.
U of Maryland: police beating caught on video

Adam's stink

I WAS SO PLEASED with the appearance of the “Voice of Orange County” two weeks ago that I chose not to mention the slightly negatory, but arguably insignificant, fact that VOC is partnering with the execrable Adam Probolsky, a right-wing pollster and pal-o'-Fuentes.

You remember him. He was the guy running up and down the aisle when the fix was in to select county GOP chief Tom Fuentes as Steve Frogue's board replacement (July 2000).

Two weeks ago, VOC’s Editor-in-Chief Norberto Santana Jr. explained that
I’ve known Adam – a prominent Republican central committee member – for years and respect his polling work as well as his insights on the mechanics of politics….
Probolsky is very much a part of the Orange County Republican mafia. But it wouldn’t surprise me if, despite that, he is also a good pollster. So, OK, whatever. Let’s not talk about it anymore.

Yesterday, I happened to watch Rick Reiff's “Inside OC”—on KOCE. (See it here.) Reiff’s guests were Irvine Councilwoman Beth Krom, VOC’s Norberto Santana, and—Adam freakin’ Probolsky!

D'oh!

I sure hope Adam’s stink doesn’t rub off on Norberto.

If VOC's alliance with Probolsky weren’t bad enough, the always undistinguished Matt Cunningham (Red County) whooped and hollered about it today:

Voice of OC/Probolsky Poll on OC Sheriff's Race Out Tomorrow
I think the VOC/Probolsky poll is a great idea – it gives OC it's own version of a Field or PPIC poll. For politicos it will provide welcome insight into the status of various races, and a convenient alternative to scavenging results from closely held private polls. Watch for it to start exerting an independent gravitational pull on candidate campaigns and fundraising.
Yeah, whatever.

Today, VOC’s senior writer, Tracy Wood, offers an interesting piece concerning the OC Treasurer’s office:

Is an Elected Treasurer the Best Thing for Orange County?

(As you know, trustee Dave “Quisling” Lang is running for OC Treasurer. Five years ago, right about the time Lang inexplicably switched sides re the support of the odious Raghu P. Mathur, it was rumored that Lang, a bean-counter, had set his sights on the Treasurer's office and that an alliance with trustee Tom Fuentes—Mathur’s biggest booster—would be helpful with regard to that ambition. In the recent board struggles with regard to Mathur’s fate, Lang has quietly “stood by his man,” i.e., Tom Fuentes, voting with him against the infamous "settlement.")

Some, such as Fred Smoller, a political scientist at Chapman University, believe that the Treasurer's office should be appointed, not elected.

Well, as they say, there are two sides. Wood lays it all out.

The piece ends on a bummer note:
[H]ow will voters know if their next treasurer is another John Moorlach [who seemed to work out] or another Chris Street [a pal of Fuentes, who clearly did not]? They won't, argues Smoller.

"We truly don't have a watchdog media, we do not have a competitive political system, we do not have an engaged electorate," he said.

In the June, 2006 election, only 27 percent of Orange County's registered voters cast ballots, according to the Secretary of State's office.

Said Moorlach, "At the end of the day, you get the government you deserve, isn't that the saying?"
Yeah. It sure is.

D'oh!

(Retro photo: OC Register.)

Like a sloppy undergrad

UC Berkeley bloated, wasteful, consultants say (San Francisco Chronicle)
For a world-class university studded with Nobel laureates and innovative research, UC Berkeley manages its finances a bit like a sloppy undergrad, a new report suggests.  
The campus could save about $75 million a year by streamlining purchases, concentrating job duties and laying off "redundant" managers, according to consultants hired last fall to help the school become a leaner operation.
. . .
The campus has five big areas of bloat, according to Bain & Co., the Massachusetts consulting firm being paid $3 million to identify waste. 
The biggest, say the consultants, is too many managers. The human resources department alone has one manager per 63 employees, compared with an average of one per 127 employees across other universities.
. . .
The school spends $17 million on academic advising, but even students don't think the money is well spent. 
"School and department advising is terrible," wrote one undergrad responding to a survey from the consultants. "I never trust what I am being told."….
Fallout From Calling Off Bill Ayers Talk (Inside Higher Ed)
The University of Wyoming, which called off a talk by William Ayers, the one-time Weather Underground leader who is now a leading education researcher, is facing new criticism over the move. While Ayers has been canceled before, Wyoming officials were frank about their concerns over political fallout from a visit (as opposed to claiming security or scheduling problems). As a result, a Colorado lawyer, David Lane (also the lawyer for Ward Churchill), announced that he will sue the university for free speech violations unless it invites Ayers, theAssociated Press reported. The suit would be filed on behalf of a student who wanted to see him talk on campus.
Documents Reveal Secrets and Scope of China's On-Campus Police Informants (Chronicle of Higher Education)
Internet documents have emerged detailing how China's security apparatus recruits large teams of campus-based spies to inform on students, prevent outbreaks of unrest, and squash dissenting opinions.
. . .
At Dezhou University each spy is expected to report "three or more items of valuable security information" each month in exchange for a regular reward, with "a great reward" for especially valuable intelligence….(continued)

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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