Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Life among devices

The weather's been good. Irvine Valley College looks pretty sharp. The place is buzzin'.
But absurdities abound.
Some absurdities concern the many gizmos that punctuate the environment. Old gizmos.

#1. There's a room in the library that is full of VCRs. You remember them. They play those big, stupid, boxy things called VHS tapes. Students occasionally wander into this room, puzzling over these dopey machines.
"What could they be?" they ask.
Even the staff doesn't know.
Sometimes they all stand in silence, contemplating these machines and their peculiar ugliness.

Recently, an inventory was taken of the IVC Library's VHS tapes. After considerable effort, it was determined that (1) there is precisely one huge shitload of them and they're taking up considerable space and (2) students almost never check them out or play them. Students wouldn't even know what to ask for. "Weird shit," maybe.
Recently, the Dean and the Vice President of Instruction moved to rid the Library of these cloddish and forlorn artifacts. Immediately, Luddites among the faculty commenced caterwauling.
"No! No! Our instruction depends on these things!"
Years ago, I recall attempting to get our old Art History instructor to give up his Carousel projector and his set of slide trays. He had, like, two or three of 'em. It was his whole Pedagogy. "Why doncha digitize this stuff?" I said. "Maybe get some new stuff!"
Nope. Not him. He retired.

#2. Faculty came back after summer break only to find a new duplicating machine in building A200.
I was told that it is vaguely sinister. It sends emails and faxes. It makes breakfast.
It is not to be trusted.
Today, I took some pics.
There was an eerie silence.

Naturally, it's broken.

A technology launched nearly 35 years ago.
(IVC Library and Antique Emporium)

DVDs are a fifteen-year-old technology.
Try 'em; you'll like 'em!

2 comments:

Bohrstein said...

You know... DVDs are thinner, and they can be viewed on the computers. Just put them in the tray (usually) and Blammo! you got some movie goodness.
BS

Anonymous said...

That's right. Sinister.

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