Sunday, July 4, 2010

Don serves Teabonics to the moronics

     The Orange Juice blog’s musical progressive, Vern Nelson, posted today about San Juan Capistrano’s Fourth of July “Tea Party.” [CORRECTION: Vern posted about a "Tea Party" event that occurred in SJC a day earlier--on Saturday.]
     Vern reports that what he experienced today was “darkly fascinating.” Check out his piece.
     One of the Tea People (or, anyway, one of the purveyors of tea) is our own trustee Don Wagner, who is running for State Assembly. Reports Vern:

     For the first time I was able to hear [him] speak. His heavily Glenn Beck-influenced history lesson, centered on tough-guy Jefferson quotes and standard calls-to-arms-against-tyranny, was most notable for his innovative use of the word “encrosion” – apparently a Jabberwocky-style conflation of “encroachment” and “erosion” – as in “their encrosion of our borders.”
     Or was it just “Teabonics,” as Gus Ayer calls it?
     One theme sounded in nearly every speech was the eerie similarity between the circumstances which drove our Founding Fathers to rebellion against the British, to what we patriots are facing now under President Obama and Speaker Pelosi.
     As I observed to my traveling companion, “That is so true! Remember all that access to healthcare King George tried to foist on the poor colonists?”
     Snarked he in response, “Yeah, they must have felt like right fools, having elected him after he campaigned on that issue!”

     Well, OK, if you wanted to know what Don squawked about at this Tea thing, that doesn’t tell you much, but you should read the rest of Vern’s piece anyway. It provides a pretty good picture of who these local Tea People are. They ain't much.
     Evidently, at its peak, the crowd today comprised one hundred “patriots,” including (by Vern's count) about a dozen rednecks. (Not included: 40 vendors.)
     That’s just pathetic. Maybe Lindsey Graham is right: this Tea Party thing is just gonna peter out for lack of coherence--or too much Sleepytime.
     But they’re not over yet, and our Don has decided to serenade ‘em while they're still hopped up.
     That’s too bad. Don’s a smart guy. It’s sad to see him wooing a bunch of illiterate, racist morons.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don is a politician. What do you expect?

Hattie said...

We had a little TP activity, but they seem to have disappeared. A lot of local people did not pick up the racist message at first, but now they have.
If the TPers are having such a hard time arousing much interest in the OC, I don't think we need to worry.

Anonymous said...

You people think you’re so smart huh? Just wait till Nov. and watch what happens. This social-economic justice thing ain’t going to fly for too much longer. That ought to wipe those lib-turd smirks off all your faces. Most Americans aren’t going to just sit back and allow our country to degenerate into a progressive free-for-all, because that’s not who we are and you know it. I think most Americans have had just about enough of the way this covert-communist administration operates. They sit around all day long thinking up new ways of how to fool and trick us into moving their unpopular agenda forward. Not only has the president failed to lead, he’s been working to destroy our constitution and our god-given protections against the tyranny of a government out of control. And who are you calling a racist? I happen to agree with the tea party. I think you’re a moron, Roy. And yes King George did force health care, in the form of moral orthopedics.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Roy, if you can't stand it here in the US, why don't you go back to Canada? Even better, French Canada.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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