This afternoon, OC Weekly’s Nick Schou posted about the big trial of former Orange Unified School District trustee Steve Rocco (The Great Ketchup Caper Trial).
As you know, Rocco was elected to the OUSD board in 2004 because the people of Orange are as dumb as dirt. Now that he’s gone, well, they’re still as dumb as dirt. Dumber maybe.
Rocco is accused of stealing a bottle of ketchup (or “catsup”) from the Chapman U cafeteria. The condiment has a street value of about $1.20. Rocco tried to make his (alleged) getaway on his bike.
As you know, Steve Rocco is alone in this world in his view that the country is actually run by something called the “Partnership,” a powerful and secretive group that evidently comprises, among others, Kodak Corp., Albertson’s, and Smokecraft Sausage.
Evidently, he stole one of Smokecraft’s wieners back in 1981. Whatever.
Schou reports that Rocco’s defense concerns his belief “that unrefrigerated ketchup is actually ‘garbage.’" Former OC Sheriff (now felon) Mike Carona has been subpoenaed by Rocco for reasons unknown. My guess, he’ll be testifying about wieners.
Rocco is serving as his own attorney. Natch, he has a fool for a client.
Related:
Air Force says it didn’t cause mystery shaking in O.C. (OC Register)
The SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT — "[The] blog he developed was something that made the district better." - Tim Jemal, SOCCCD BoT President, 7/24/23
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"he’ll be testifying about wieners."
Snort!!!
It's true, dude. The Partnership.
Maybe you libs can recruit that weiner to run against Fuentes next election. A weiner will have had a better chance to get elected than that last group of yahoos you supported.
As long as we have an electorate that pays little to no attention to these low level contests, evil fucks like Fuentes will usually win just be being an incumbent republican.
Fuentes knows how to play the game, and he is not limited by scruples. Consider his campaign claim that he is responsible for our colleges' high transfer rates. That's simply a lie.
All politicians lie. You're ignorant if you believe otherwise.
5:25, I've been involved in politics for enough years to know that not all politicians lie, though most seem willing to stray from the truth. Among those, some flat lie and they routinely lie. That's Fuentes' category. Get it? Think of a spectrum from truthfulness to utter dishonesty. Though many politicians are scattered across the middle of the spectrum, only some can be found on the "lying rat bastard" extreme. That's Fuentes' location. Do I need to spell it out further? Good God, man, think!
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