Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Last night's board meeting: encomia & diaspora


.....Last night’s meeting of the South Orange County Community College District Board of Trustees was largely uneventful, near as I could tell. (See Tracy's fluffy highlights.)
.....Nothing in particular was reported (by Clerk Tom Fuentes) as occurring in closed session, which seemed to surprise board President Don Wagner. (See video below.)
.....As you know, ATEP Provost Bob Kopecky has been on leave for some time, but he was present last night and was invited inside during the board's closed session. UPDATE: I'm happy to report that Bob will be back with us in the fall, continuing to serve the students of our district, although not at ATEP. Good for Bob.
.....The big event of the night was, I suppose, the board’s resolutions for Vice Chancellors Serban and King plus Saddleback College President Rich McCullough. These people are all leaving, of course.
.....It's really quite an exodus, isn't it? Today, I learned that Dean Susan Cooper is leaving as well; she got a job at CSUF. Recently, Dean Corum announced her intention to retire. Last semester, Dean Feldhus left us. Sheesh.

.....The Saddleback College “stadium” item was deferred.
.....The faculty reports on curriculum development and SLOs went off without a hitch. IVC's "courses" person was entertaining—but a tad long-winded. Everybody wanted out of there, asap. The SLO people managed to explain SLOs without anyone noting what a total pile of poop the whole SLO thing is. Trustees stared into space, held their breath, their noses, and hoped it would all end soon, and it did.

.....It was a pretty dreary night. The discussion about adopting a "resolution to establish an irrevocable trust and appoint a Retirement Board of Authority" was odd. (See GASB 45.) Dave Lang had lots of questions about it. Bill Jay had serious reservations about the "irrevocable" feature of this thing, whatever it is. In the end, the board went with the resolution unanimously. Still, some trustees didn't seem comfortable with it. Bill Jay looked like he might have just screwed the pooch.
.....When it came King's time to report changes in listed "Academic" and "Classified" personnel actions, he got 'em reversed. Wagner said, "You're fired." People laughed, but I thought: it's a good thing Huckleberry's headed back to Shyster City. Man!
.....Nancy Padberg took a dim view of one of the conferences that a trustee had requested. No doubt that was about Williams, Orlando Boy. He of the milk mustache.
.....The discussion about a proposed board policy regarding "security cameras" got a little heated. Lots of senior moments—even more than usual. I think there was dissatisfaction with the language of the proposal, which presupposed our going forward with buying this equipment. "Ain't necessarily so," said several trustees, especially those with memory issues and pacemakers. Most of 'em.
.....I managed to get out of there before the gavel came down. I think I heard it as the second door slammed shut behind me.

THIS MAGIC MOMENT: PRAYER AND RESOLUTIONS
(Luddites: click on the big arrow in the middle of the thing below.)
· That awkward "readout" moment
· Fuentean prayer (1:00)
· Resolution for Rich McCullough (1:48)
· Serban (3:40)
· King (4:45)


LOU REED: "THIS MAGIC MOMENT"

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Afraid to listen. Is Fuentes pontificating again? How long did this invocation go for? Basically, please tell me the summary w/o me having to expose myself to this rat bastard's voice & words.:-)

Anonymous said...

He's preparing to meet his maker, apparently. Maybe he's thinking of Lee Atwater.

Anonymous said...

Lee Atwater sought forgiveness from his victims.
Fuentes will try to take his enemies with him.

Anonymous said...

I may be who he perceives to be his "enemy" i.e, a death star "liberal" (which he seems to tack on to anything regarding Democrats anyway, like it's some pejorative), but I refuse to let this rat bastard take me down along w/him. He may be dying, but I'm still willing to start a ghoul pool.:-)

Anonymous said...

Fuentes might be trying to get Pope Benedict to speed up his cannonization for sainthood. You know, Tom Fuentes, patron saint of rat bastards. If anyone could come up w/which 3 miracles Fuentes would have to perform to have this happen please let me know.:-)

Anonymous said...

Thanks Chunk for just putting those 3 lines & from what it looks like getting rid of that video. I'd probably break out in hives listening to it.:-)

Roy Bauer said...

There's a counter on YouTube videos. See it? Just skip to about on minute into this thing. Won't have to listen to Fuentes at all.

Anonymous said...

Your union needs to take a close look at the GASB 45 actuarial report your district paid for before setting aside money for retirees' health care costs.

Dumping money into an irrevocable trust is probably unnecessary.

--100 miles down the road

Anonymous said...

May Jesus forgive all of you with hatred on your mind. In spite of your denial, you are God's children. Peace be with you.

Anonymous said...

Where does Tracy Daly get her fluffy highlights done?

Roy Bauer said...

Make that 1:50 into the video, not 1:00.

Lady, what hatred? Does God oppose calling rat bastards "rat bastards"?

As for Tracy's fluffitude: only her hairdresser knows for sure. She does fluffy. We're strictly afluffular.

Anonymous said...

OK, maybe it's just us up here, but when a non-board member is called into closed session, and then word is out that he's rehired or returning or whatever, that's called "ACTION" and it should have been reported out by your Fuentes character. Didn't your board get into trouble before for Brown Act violations? They don't seem to learn, do they.

Anonymous said...

No Brown Act violations - the SOCCCD board just engages in TIME TRAVEL.

Anonymous said...

No Brown Act violations - the SOCCCD board just engages in TIME TRAVEL.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone find it interesting that the Dean of HSHSEI at Saddleback was suddenly given unsatisfactory ratings and only offered a one year contract after questioning the integrity of the administration?
No wonder she refused the one year and is stepping back to the classroom where she can actually impact student success instead of aiding the administration in impeding it.

Anonymous said...

Hey, 1:00, no one really gets a good hate on better than a Christian. Ask any random gay or lesbian.

Anonymous said...

We're deanless!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Chunk, how do you know 7:01 is a lady?

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