JUST FOR FUN, check out Improbable Research for the winners of this odd prize.
Scientists, et al., received awards
for exploring and explaining why woodpeckers don't get headachesWinners authored such articles as:
for showing that dung beetles are finicky eaters (Whence beetle pic?)
for inventing an electromechanical teenager repellant
for conducting experiments to learn why people dislike the sound of fingernails scraping on a blackboard
for calculating the number of photographs you must take to (almost) ensure that nobody in a group photo will have their eyes closed
for showing that the female malaria mosquito Anopheles gambiae is attracted equally to the smell of limburger cheese and to the smell of human feet.
"Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly."
"Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage"
"Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese as Affected by Temperature."
THERE'S A FASCINATING ARTICLE about homework in this morning’s San Francisco Chronicle:
After years of teachers piling it on, there's a new movement to ... Abolish homework
According to some studies, the younger the student, the less beneficial is homework. Read the article. This "no homework" idea is not as wacky as it sounds. The article starts with a conversation with a homework-abolishing teacher whose students score highly on tell-tale tests.
EARLIER THIS MORNING, all of a sudden, Sunny the Cat got all weirded out. I looked out the window, and, Whaddyouknow? A deer was staring at me. I stared back.
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good picture
The beetle photo can be found on Wikipedia--"dung beetles."
"REMEMBER WHEN"
For What It's Worth
Buffalo Springfield
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
I go away for a weekend to tend to family matters and suddenly the blog is full of dung beetles and deer.
Good job!
So, Chunk. What happened to that exposé on the Chief?
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