Thursday, October 5, 2006

Depositing 2 construction trailers at IVC


1. First, find a particularly lovely location on campus for the shitty construction trailers. The virgin lawn next to the Library is an excellent choice.


2. Next, back the shitty construction trailers onto the lawn, but don't be too careful about it. Aim the trailer, hit the gas, and then let 'er rip!

When the trailers come close to vulnerable objects, persons, or structures (e.g., light pole #27 below), don't slow down or anything. Commit.


3. If you find that the trailer is scraping against something--say, light pole #27--then, by all means, proceed with all deliberate speed.

Commence whistling.



4. Upon completion of the task, take a lovely photo and send it to Glenn. Don't mention the light pole. Instead, take another lovely photo and send it to Glenn.

And that's all there is to it!



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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aren't those the new piano practice rooms?

Rebel Girl said...

Lucy:

I made some inquiries, and, again, I was told that these are "construction" trailers. The piano practice rooms are in the new temps over between PE and the Library.

Or so I have been assured.

Anonymous said...

can you say, "cluster f***!"

Anonymous said...

Took a little Saturday constitutional around these new temporaries because I couldn't understand where they'd been deposited. Have you noticed the bars and cages on the windows?

Anonymous said...

You mean if I crunch another of the old lamposts they will replace it with a nifty new one?

Is this what's going to happen to the office of the VP of Instruction now that Dennis is gone? Are they going to install a nifty new lampost in his place?

Elena said...

hahahaha. whoops!

Anonymous said...

I really like your on-the-scene reporting, Chunk. It's impressive - this string of photos especially so.

Without you, how would we even know this stuff?

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I think they should replace Dennis with a piano, not a lamppost.

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