Wednesday, June 21, 2006

We get requests

We at Dissent the BLOG get asked some weird-assed questions from time to time. Lots of questions have to do with our love of Adobe Photoshop. Go figure.

For instance, one reader asks: Hey, DtB, what if you crossed Trustee Don Wagner with, say, Huell Howser of PBS? (See Huell does IVC.)


That's a pretty weird question, but we like weird. So here goes:


That turned out pretty well. I suggest that Don take up weight training.

Another reader asks: Um, what if you crossed Trustee Tom Fuentes with that old Latina singer, Joan Baez? She was a babe.


Well, we hate to break it to you, but Joan ain't Latina, as far as we know. But Tom is. So here goes:


That wasn't nearly as successful. Still, our mongrel does suggest that Tom might do well to go for that softer female 60s warbler look. We'd like to hear 'im sing some of Joan's songs, too. One of her Spanish songs, maybe.

Another reader asks: I've got a real good one for you guys. How about if you crossed Chancellor Raghu Mathur with, say, that Christian guy, Pat Robertson?


We figure, since both of 'em are such hilarious guys, this might just work. Here's what we came up with:


Wow. Looks to us more like a cross between Robertson and a weasel. Sorry about that.

Finally, one guy made this odd request: Aren't you always yappin' about your cat, Sunny? Well, what if you crossed Sunny with, say, the President of the Board of Trustees, Dave Lang?


Weird, man. Still, we've got to admit that, lately, Lang has got his claws out. He gets real hissy, too. Funny thing is, Sunny's never got hers out, and I've never seen her hiss!

But we'll give it the old college try:


If you've got any requests, let us know.

8 comments:

talk said...

blog hopping via blogger search and was led to your catchy blog name :-) Great photos you have here.

Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

I've got a request. Apologize to your cat! She deserves better than this!

Anonymous said...

Joanie is too a Latina!

Take that back!

Rebel Girl said...

For what it's worth, Wikipedia asserts that "Joan Baez was born on Staten Island, New York, to a Quaker family of Mexican, English and Scottish descent."

It's OK by me if she's Latina. Sorry about the error, if indeed I was in error. I can't tell yet.

Anonymous said...

Creepy. Ragertson looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

Anonymous said...

We Latinas claim Joan as one of our own-- even if she can't speak Spanish - she can certainly sing it!

Anonymous said...

Funny! Have to admit it.

Patrick

P.S. Please do a cross-over with Miller-White and T. Lorch

Rebel Girl said...

Patrick:

Done!

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