Saturday, May 20, 2006

IVC Commencement photos (part 2)

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

--Alice Cooper

Dennis with James Granitto (philosophy), part-time teacher of the year.

The fish taco guy was pretty good, I guess. He didn't really wear that shirt. I'm just havin' fun with Photoshop.

The Emeritus teacher was pretty dignified and sharp. So, at this particular moment in the ceremonies, we were treated to a study in contrasts.

Peter is a man of few words and even fewer fingers.

Did I hear Dennis right? Did he say that Peter attended the University of Suckit?

The student speaker seemed nice, but I think he left his speech at Old Navy. A good-lookin' kid.

Just before the ceremonies, a team of district lawyers swept through campus.


Raghu explained that, contrary to earlier indications of geo-rotundity, the earth really is flat. He said we don't need another expert in "identifying problems." That's true. We know exactly what the problem is.

Taking a page out of the Tom Fuentes playbook, Raghu suggested that we proceed with "an ocean of love for all." Then he ate a bug.



Amidst all of the photographers with their fancy Nikons, this kid stood there with his Brownie, utterly focused on the task at hand. I bet he got the best pics!

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