No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks
Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces
--Alice Cooper
Dennis with James Granitto (philosophy), part-time teacher of the year.
The fish taco guy was pretty good, I guess. He didn't really wear that shirt. I'm just havin' fun with Photoshop.
The Emeritus teacher was pretty dignified and sharp. So, at this particular moment in the ceremonies, we were treated to a study in contrasts.
Peter is a man of few words and even fewer fingers.
Did I hear Dennis right? Did he say that Peter attended the University of Suckit?
The student speaker seemed nice, but I think he left his speech at Old Navy. A good-lookin' kid.
Just before the ceremonies, a team of district lawyers swept through campus.
Raghu explained that, contrary to earlier indications of geo-rotundity, the earth really is flat. He said we don't need another expert in "identifying problems." That's true. We know exactly what the problem is.
Taking a page out of the Tom Fuentes playbook, Raghu suggested that we proceed with "an ocean of love for all." Then he ate a bug.
Amidst all of the photographers with their fancy Nikons, this kid stood there with his Brownie, utterly focused on the task at hand. I bet he got the best pics!
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