Friday, May 17, 2013

YOUTHpreneur camps at IVC, home of cockamamie kiddie inventions, bouncie houses, and blue-'n'-white balloons!


     Rebel Girl just called to turn me on to this curious "camp" opportunity, advertised at the IVC website.
     YOUTHpreneur camps? Are you kidding?
     Nope, they aren't kidding.
     I noticed a link to another site:


     Gosh, the Go-To Info dude is none other than Dan Scott, the clever probie with whom IVC President Glenn Roquemore (and family) vacationed a while back. (Naturally, Dan had no problem at all winning tenure.) No conflict-of-interest there, no sir!
     I told the Reb that we should modify these silly ads, adding "Hitler" to "Youth," that sort of thing. She didn't seem to think that was a good idea.


     How 'bout GELTpreneur camps? YOUNG REPUBpreneur camps? YUTEpreneur camps? GALOOTpreneur camps?
     Aincha proud? Once again, as far as Glenn Roquemore and his pals are concerned, IVC isn't a college. It's an anti-college.

The 2 types of seasoned instructor (with affection)

Type 1

Type 2. Yes, cartoons by R. Bauer
Type 2, natch
This is a type 1. I think I'm in love.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Colorful SOCCCD leadership

Chancellor Gary Poertner

Saddleback College President Tod Burnett

(Feb. 28)
The college will hold forums in March for the public and college community to solicit feedback about each of the finalists, and PCC’s board of directors will conduct finalist interviews. Following is the forum schedule: March 11-12 (Burnett); March 13-14 (Brown); and March 18-19 (Durán).


Irvine Valley College President Glenn Roquemore
He wants to be Chancellor
Oh my

Used to teach about rocks. Maybe he should go back to his rocks.


When the going gets dreckig, the Dreckig jump out of airplanes

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Special board meeting Saturday morning, at the "country club," for board "self-evaluation"


     Agenda available at the district website.
     As usual, there will be an opportunity for "public comments" at the top of the meeting.

"I am worried about my grade."



It's that time of year.  So Rebel Girl goes to the archives and locates this oldie but goodie created by god knows who.  It hits the spot.

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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

The End is Near

CLICK on graphic (expando-vision)

The Morning Matinee: "Remember mediocrity is not a mortal sin. "



Some people still sing this song.  It never gets old. Some people still live it.  Rebel Girl thinks she saw some folks dancing it just the other day.  It's catchy.  And so self-serving.

Brotherhood of Man 
IVC Prez Roquemore

Now, you may join the Elks, my friend,
And I may join the Shriners;
And other men may carry cards
As members of the Diners.

Still others wear a golden key
Or small Greek letter pin;
But I have learned there's one great club
That all of us are in.

There is a Brotherhood of Man,
A Benevolent Brotherhood of Man,
A noble tie that binds
All human hearts and minds
Into one Brotherhood of Man....


Your lifelong membership is free.
Keep agivin' each brother all you can.
Oh aren't you proud to be
In that fraternity,
The great big Brotherhood of Man?


Mad Men devotees, check out Robert Morse (aka Bertram Cooper) here - and in the rest of the film.  As a professor pointed out, there's some serious  intertextuality (sp?) going on.

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Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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