Friday, May 15, 2009

Hope, cheating, controversy


1. REASON FOR HOPE? A couple of weeks ago, someone directed me to a blog post on a local educational blog concerning the Capistrano Unified School District (CUSD)—you know, the one tainted in recent years by nutty construction projects (the “Taj Mahal”), trustee Brown Act violations, the keeping of enemies lists, the machinations of right-wing education reformers, and even a trustee "plumbers unit" that makes the bumbling Watergate unit look sharp. They’re wacky, boy.

According to the post, SOCCCD Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur was spotted at the Capistrano Unified School District Headquarters—the “Taj Mahal.”

As you know, the CUSD is in need of a Superintendent. They canned the last one amid a cloud of black smoke.

The blogger emailed Mathur asking him why he had visited. Mathur responded by asserting that he had been motivated by curiosity to enter the "Mahal." He denied being a candidate for any position at the CUSD.

Did you know that, when you come to the end of Culver Drive, there's a little park and a lake? Unfortunately, you've gotta cross into private (Irvine Co.?) property to get there. The gate says "no trespassing." Or so said the nice Sheriff who somehow arrived just as I was leaving. "No arrest this time," he said. "Gosh, thanks."

Oh sure.

Nevertheless, our blogger was intrigued. He noted that Mathur’s contract is up in 2011, that Mathur has ties to Education Alliance (members of that right-wing organization dominate the CUSD board; our own Don Wagner seems to be on the EA board), and that Mathur is contemned by faculty.

The blogger even provided one of DtB’s videos of Mathur. 'Nuff said, I guess.

Meanwhile, here in the district, rumors persist that Mathur is sniffing around the CUSD for a gig.

In my experienced, such rumors are usually false. Still, I am looking for ways to give our readers hope as we enter summer oblivion. The headline: CUSD MIGHT TAKE THIS TURKEY OFF OUR HANDS!


I went to lunch with a friend today in Old Town Tustin. Took a pic of the restaurant (Rutabegorz)--the building with the columns. Compare my shot with a pic from 1914.

2. SADDLEBACK STAFF SOFTBALL TEAM DOESN’T PLAY FAIR! I ran into some friends in the administration building the other day. I immediately picked up on the unacademic quality of their discussion.

It was a “sports enthusiast” discussion, something sufficiently foreign to me that I can spot it from miles away, like one might notice a giant soiled jockstrap in the sky. Evidently, the group (or some among the group) had just played the big IVC-Saddleback College softball showdown—one involving faculty and staff, et al. One player was carping about the unsportsmanlike conduct of the Saddleback team. —You know, she was passionately dissing that team in that noisy and exaggerated way that people have when they talk sports. ‘Strator D was antagonizing her position, saying, “C’mon, it was just one action in one inning!” I think he was trying to calm the waters.

Or maybe it was all just post-game bullshit. Isn't that, like, a tradition? Could be.

Probably, the conversation (I didn’t stick around) was all in good fun, nothing serious.

Nevertheless, my headline is: SADDLEBACK TEAM CHEATS. Or maybe: NOTORIOUS SOFTBALL RIVALRY LEADS TO LITIGATION. What do you think? I wanna end the semester with a bang, even if I’ve gotta make stuff up.

Cheaters!

Trees and street lamp, Portola Springs, this afternoon

3. ART AND POLITICS AT IVC. Check out IVC’s grounds. The campus now sports provocative and eye-catching art, even art that blasts former Republican presidents!

Tom and Don! COME ON DOWN! Get steamed! Invoke the Lord!

[Note, 5/18: the President-blasting art to which I referred above is Jason Butler's "Up, up, up to where even George W. Bush has got Soul....", pictured below. The title alludes to a very old Neil Young song about Richard Nixon that observes that even the execrable warmongering Nixon has feelings, etc. To say, as I did, that Butler's piece "blasts" Bush isn't quite accurate, I suppose. This entire post was, in my mind, offered with tongue-in-cheek, and so I allowed myself some excess.]


First Pic: a home in Old Town Tustin (taken this afternoon).

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Roberta McCain assesses Mr. Limbaugh

Part 2

"Crossroads Oracle," Matthew Furmanski
(CLICK to enlarge)

Here in the canyon, I've been in communication hell, what with our two phone lines down, including the DSL. Sheesh. So here's my scaled-down (low-res) part 2 of "the last day of class," brought to you by a neighbor's hideous dial-up. (NetZero seems well-named.)

Party for Bari and Julie—many attended

At the party, smiles and laughter

Beth and Melanie, clowning


Joe Seeman's "Elements in Motion"

Last-minute advice from the Reb

Lisa AD, et al., at the reception for BOSI.

Driving home, saw these cattle above El Toro Road

Rebel Girl's Poetry Corner: "it's time to go"

Almost.

Soon.

Any day now.

See you there.

And now a poem by Louis Simpson:

Graduation

My ex-wife comes over
and invites me to sit

with them. I say okay.
There are a lot of speeches,

all saying much the same,
about the new generation,

the future belongs to them.
They're lining up for it,

walking onto the stage.
There she is, our Meredith.

The sound of two hands clapping
is mine. If there's one thing I know

it's when something is over and
done with, and it's time to go.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Irvine Valley College: last day of class, part 1

The Annual Transfer Celebration—held this afternoon in the Performing Arts Center. (CLICK on pics to enlarge.)

Celebrating the service of two retiring and beloved faculty. (Drat, only one of 'em is in this picture.)


This sculpture is part of IVC's "Bi-Annual Outdoor Sculpture Invitational" (BOSI).
Jason Butler's "Up, up, up to where even George W. Bush has got Soul...."

Beth and Melanie, celebrating....


"Elements in Motion," John Seeman.

Participating artists

Students examining Matthew Furmanski's "Crossroads Oracle."



The title of Mr. Butler's piece is an allusion to Neil Young's obscure song about Richard Nixon (who, one night at a hospital, cried as he waited to hear news about his wife's condition).

Part 2 later tonight.

Wednesday's Puzzler: Which SOCCCD Trustee Sent Rebel Girl This Video?

To see the video, click here.

Post your guesses as comments.

Prizes awarded at commencement.

Journey to the Center of an Essay Mill: a modern day horror story!


The Chronicle of Higher Education sends an investigative reporter to the inside of one of those online essay mills - you know, one of those places where desperate students pay anywhere from five bucks and up per page for others to write their book reports, term papers, literary analysis essays, etc. Rates vary according to the urgency (time allotted to compose), subject matter, number of sources used, sophistication of paper, etc. The company employs freelancers from around the world.

To watch the video (just about five minutes in length), click here.

Tip of the mortarboard to the irreverent Rate Your Students for this one.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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