Thursday, January 29, 2009

IVC professor, blog contributor overcome following exposure to overheard comment

by intrepid girl reporter Lana Lang

A highly-rated IVC Professor and occasional contributor to Dissent the Blog was hospitalized Wednesday, following accidental exposure to an inane comment.

The incident occurred in the early afternoon of January 28, as the instructor was crossing the campus A-Quad. As a result of exposure to the overheard remark, apparently uttered by another professor, the victim began to experience flu-like symptoms, headache, nausea, dizziness, ennui, and near vomiting, in addition to some “unpleasant changes in skin tone,” according to the school nurse.

The toxic comment was reported to have been delivered by a “somewhat well-dressed woman” possibly in her early-thirties, with a “piss-poor make-up job and a dire need for some decent nylons,” who gave indications of being an instructor in the Social Sciences. The remark was delivered to a small group of students, apparently as part of a post-class wrap-up in front of the A-200 building, and is believed to have run as follows:

“All the universe is a series of energy transformations,” the instructor declared, in tones so solemn they had to be heard to be believed, “And I think that human consciousness too, is a kind of energy transformation, that’s what it is, and that could explain . . .”

—The rest of the pronouncement was not heard, as the victim, and primary witness, was overwhelmed by nausea and horror.

Managing only a few more staggered steps, she, the victim, who was on her way to class at the time, collapsed, toppling violently to the ground. Nearly unconscious, the young woman had to be rushed to UCI Medical Center for treatment in a hyperbaric chamber.

Additionally, a few students were reported to have been slightly overcome by vague feelings of elation, but may not have suffered the full effects of the remark, reported the school nurse.

An IVC police officer said the tragedy should serve as a warning for people to stop saying things that are “so freakin' stupid.”

The occurrence serves as reminder that college professors have an obligation to at least attempt to make some sense when they speak, and to avoid comments that are completely lacking in intellectual rigor, said an unnamed school official.

“Unless, of course, they are merely joking,” he added.

Completely empty-headed statements and other sub-moronic prattle should always be scrupulously avoided, he emphasized, “At least outside the classroom.”

Contributor "Lana Lang" is in reality an IVC science instructor and wag. Note: "Lana" supplied the graphic of herself.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Ray Bradbury event at Irvine Valley College

Some could barely contain their excitement, knowing that they would soon be talking to the author of Fahrenheit 451, Martian Chronicles, and so much more.

"Jesus Christ!" So said the beloved writer each time he got excited tonight. (I do believe he even said "goddamit" once.)

He told stories about famous directors (Federico Fellini, John Huston), writers (Aldous Huxley, Christopher Isherwood), special effects guys (Ray Harryhausen), and I don't know who all.

He told of going to Ireland with John Huston to write a screenplay of Moby-Dick. "I am Herman Melville," he told the director toward the end of the project.

Bradbury, who is 88 years old, spoke of love. He is, he told us, "the world's greatest lover." His loves—books, libraries, movies, people, etc.—have always yielded something beyond themselves, he insists.

"Do what you love and love what you do," he announced.

Annie tells me she was mightily inspired by the fellow.

"Yeah? What are you inspired to do?"

People stood in long lines to get their picture taken with Mr. Bradbury. He's a generous guy.

Annie took this pic of the outside of the Performing Arts Center.

Here's Wendy with her daughter and the latter's boyfriend. I hadn't seen Gabby for years. She's a Bradbury fan, it seems.

So, too, are Julie and Keith, who were lookin' mighty happy. And why not?

Annie managed to take this picture of herself. The earrings are "from the 40s," she told me.

Well, it was a big success. A good time was had by all, I think. (Not that I had much to do with it.)


Ray Bradbury

Clarisse: But why do you burn books?

Guy Montag: Books make people unhappy, they make them anti-social.

Clarisse: Do you think I'm anti-social?

Guy Montag: Why do you ask?

Clarisse: Well... I'm a teacher, not quite actually, I'm still on probation. I was called to the administration office today, and I don't think I said the right things. I'm not at all happy about my answers.

Ray Bradbury will join us tonight at IVC, in conversation with writer and professor Marjorie Luesebrink. No doubt it will be a full house, SRO - but some tickets are still available. Call 949-451-5202 to reserve yours.

Just about everyone in the depertment of English has their own Ray Bradbury story. This is probably true for every department of English. One IVC professor went on her first date with hubby-to-be at a Ray Bradbury reading in San Diego. They'll reprise that first date tonight.

Rebel Girl fell hard for Bradbury when she was young. The Martian Chronicles. Something Wicked this Way Comes. Dandelion Wine. The Illustrated Man. Fahrenheit 451. And the stories! The Kilamanjaro Device. The Garbage Collector. The Sound of Summer Running.

Bradbury was one of the ones that made her love words and imagination, one who taught her how they could transform the world. Rebel Girl's world then was in dire need of transforming.

Then, it must have been 1978 or 79, she won an award for high school writers and finally got the meet the man himself. It was at a gathering sponored by the Southwest Manuscripters, the local writers who had read her stories and given her prize money, money that would pay for rent, food, textbooks for El Camino College.

Bradbury talked about writing but he also spoke about how he rode the bus, how he used to feed coins into the rental typewriters at the downtown Los Angeles Library in order to compose his first stories. He talked, in other words, about being without.

Rebel Girl doesn't have the photograph of the famous writer and the high student that was taken that evening. The photo was lost like so much in those days. She lacked the kind of mother or family that provided that service - you know, putting things in scrapbooks or photo albums or special boxes. And she didn't know how to save things for herself.

But she did learn how to write, she thinks now. That's one way to save things and to retrieve what is lost. So, no photograph - but the memory and these words - enough.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Orange County right-wing lunatic watch

"My purpose is total integration of biblical law into our lives."
—Howard Ahmanson, Jr. (Quoted in the OC Reg, 1993)

Yesterday, our pal Gustavo Arellano (of the OC Weekly) posted about his curious recent correspondence with Howard Ahmanson, Jr., a religious extremist and pal o’ Tom Fuentes’. I seem to recall that Arellano once described him as the most important Orange Countian you've never heard of. (See Howard F. Ahmanson, Jr. responds to Weekly query.)

Evidently, Gustavo had written to Ahmanson, asking him questions about, among other things, (1) Ahmanson’s contributions to the CAPO Unified School District's wacky “reform” trustees (who have received financial support from a “back to basics” [aka “we hate public education and teachers unions”] organization, Education Alliance, which received seed money from Ahmanson and on whose board SOCCCD board prez Don Wagner sits) and (2) Ahmanson’s take on the Newport Beach's St. James Episcopal Church situation—they’re currently homeless owing to their support of a homophobic Ugandan Bishop. Ahmanson was a member of that church.

Amazingly, Ahmanson responded, implying, among other things, his love of Ry Cooder's Chavez Ravine CD!

Evidently, Ahmanson has no problem with the Ugandan lunatic. Nevertheless, for other reasons, he’s moved on to another church.

● There's a new "progressive" blog in Orange County. It's called Orange County Progressive.

Yes, progressives. In Orange County. Strange, isn't it?

Monday, January 26, 2009

Ray Bradbury, coming soon

Ray on Prunes of the future


For more info on Bradbury's visit to IVC (this Wednesday evening 1/28) visit The Mark on the Wall by clicking here.

Tickets are free but you need to make a reservation.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

CAPO crappo: union busting "reformers"?

From a recent OC Weekly article concerning the troubled Capistrano Unified School District’s “reform” trustees:
[At a recent meeting, supportive shouts] jab against rumors that the reform trustees, whose campaigns were largely financed by such conservative groups as the Education Alliance and Howard Ahmanson’s Fieldstead & Co., seek to sabotage public education from the inside out. The Education Alliance, which publicly opposes the influence of teachers’ unions, has been a point of contention for the new board’s critics. The Capistrano Unified Education Association, the local teachers’ union, endorsed trustee Christensen and current board president Ellen Addonizio when they ran in 2006; after the Education Alliance got more involved, though, the union vocally and financially backed the opponents of the “reform” slate in 2008. Posts on the website of the local chapter of the California School Employees Association (CSEA), which represents classified staff (including custodians and librarians), say Carter’s dismissal may have been part of a plan to “break the union,” a charge the trustees deny. (Have the problems of the Capo Unified School Board been solved after the recall/reform movement won?)


The President of the SOCCCD board of trustees, Don Wagner, is on the Education Alliance board.

SOCCCD trustee Tom Fuentes is a close friend of Howard Ahmanson’s. Ahmanson is a religious extremist and key financial backer of Creationism, Intelligent Design, and such measures as Proposition 8.

Education Alliance was first formed in the early 90s to promote anti-public ed and anti-union initiatives (e.g., 1994's “school voucher” initiative and 1998's union-busting Prop 226). For years, it was funded by—surprise, surprise!—Howard Ahmanson.

At the last SOCCCD meeting of the board of trustees, at Fuentes' request, OC Treasurer Chriss Street was on hand to explain that local property tax collections, on which the SOCCCD depends, will soon take a hit. With him was his employee Anna Bryson, a noisy Bush supporter, who happens to be among CAPO's "reform" trustees. Bryson has definitely received financial support for her campaigns from Education Alliance (see).

Gosh it's a cozy world.

Chunky feng shui

I bought a couple of bookcases recently—at Munro's in Santa Ana—and, yesterday, they arrived. Way cool. Made locally.

TigerAnn says "hey."

MUSIC FOR A SATURDAY EVENING:

GENE CLARK & CARLA OLSON: "Almost Saturday Night"

Gene Clark was in the Byrds, remember? Great song by John Fogerty.

RANDY NEWMAN: "Sail Away"

I love this guy's early stuff. Just the best.

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS: “Other Side”

Don't know why I love this song so much, but I do. From about 8 years ago, I guess.

MOTT THE HOOPLE: “Sea Diver”

This is what I was listening to in high school. Still love this stuff. Ian Hunter is one of those lost geniuses, though he still performs.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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