Have you seen this kid? A friend sent me this video, and it's hilarious. A kind of Bush impersonation, but like nothing I've ever seen:The SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT — "[The] blog he developed was something that made the district better." - Tim Jemal, SOCCCD BoT President, 7/24/23
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
"Global warmings"
Have you seen this kid? A friend sent me this video, and it's hilarious. A kind of Bush impersonation, but like nothing I've ever seen:I Read the News Today Oh Boy
16 years ago today:BURNING PALM TREES ARE SPECTACULAR, especially the ones with the absurdly tall, lean trunks that taper near the top into a mop of rustling fronds. When I see them now, these ubiquitous symbols of paradise, of Southern California, I imagine them on fire. I understand how their rustling dried fronds ignite like flammable skirts, how their crowns flame like the pompoms of an arsonist cheerleader.
.....On the evening of April 29, 1992, I approach a young man carrying a bright-red plastic fuel can, the kind you buy at gas stations for cheap when your car conks out. He is carefully pouring gasoline around the trunk of a chubby palm tree in downtown L.A. The fuel soaks into the trunk as if the tree is thirsty, and as I watch its callused bark grows dark. The young man is concentrating, applying the gasoline almost lovingly, and the round cheeks of his face are shiny as if he had anointed himself with oil before embarking on his task. But I know it's sweat. My own face is slick too. We are a block or two from Parker Center, LAPD headquarters. It is about 7:30 p.m. The sun is setting. Over half a day has passed since a Simi Valley jury acquitted four police officers charged with beating Rodney King.
.....Now I can see the clouds of the new night sky are illuminated not by the residue of a setting sun, but by faraway and nearby fires. The young man in front of me wedges newspaper into the cut fronds of the palm tree that form part of its trunk. He reaches for matches.
....."Don't," I ask him. "Please." My voice sounds funny, small, cracked. .....He looks at me as if I am crazy. "Why not?" he asks.
....."It's a tree," I say. "It didn't do anything. It's just a tree." I feel foolish, ashamed for worrying about a palm tree.
....."Listen, lady," he says, leaning close. "It's not a real tree. It's a fake one. They're all fake." He swings his arms toward the city trees that stand at attention in their little plots of dirt. "They shouldn't be here. I'm taking this one out. Don't worry. It'll be all right."
.....He lights his newspaper and fire flames up the trunk like the backyard barbecues that, as a child, I drenched in lighter fluid. The tree will burn for a good long time. I move away but out of habit, I put my hands palms up, toward the fire, as if to gather the heat in, as if it is a campfire and not a burning palm tree.
....."See," the young man tells me as he caps his gas can, "I told you it wasn't real. If it was real, it wouldn't burn. What's real doesn't burn." His logic seems to please him. He flashes me a smile and I realize just how young he is. I'm 31. He's young. Sixteen. Fifteen. He's a kid.
—written by Rebel Girl and excerpted from Geography of Rage: Remembering the Los Angeles Riots of 1992, edited by Jervey TervalonA Day in the Life
Last night's board meeting: encomia & diaspora
.....Nothing in particular was reported (by Clerk Tom Fuentes) as occurring in closed session, which seemed to surprise board President Don Wagner. (See video below.)
.....As you know, ATEP Provost Bob Kopecky has been on leave for some time, but he was present last night and was invited inside during the board's closed session. UPDATE: I'm happy to report that Bob will be back with us in the fall, continuing to serve the students of our district, although not at ATEP. Good for Bob.
.....The big event of the night was, I suppose, the board’s resolutions for Vice Chancellors Serban and King plus Saddleback College President Rich McCullough. These people are all leaving, of course.
.....It's really quite an exodus, isn't it? Today, I learned that Dean Susan Cooper is leaving as well; she got a job at CSUF. Recently, Dean Corum announced her intention to retire. Last semester, Dean Feldhus left us. Sheesh.
.....The Saddleback College “stadium” item was deferred.
.....The faculty reports on curriculum development and SLOs went off without a hitch. IVC's "courses" person was entertaining—but a tad long-winded. Everybody wanted out of there, asap. The SLO people managed to explain SLOs without anyone noting what a total pile of poop the whole SLO thing is. Trustees stared into space, held their breath, their noses, and hoped it would all end soon, and it did.
.....It was a pretty dreary night. The discussion about adopting a "resolution to establish an irrevocable trust and appoint a Retirement Board of Authority" was odd. (See GASB 45.) Dave Lang had lots of questions about it. Bill Jay had serious reservations about the "irrevocable" feature of this thing, whatever it is. In the end, the board went with the resolution unanimously. Still, some trustees didn't seem comfortable with it. Bill Jay looked like he might have just screwed the pooch.
.....When it came King's time to report changes in listed "Academic" and "Classified" personnel actions, he got 'em reversed. Wagner said, "You're fired." People laughed, but I thought: it's a good thing Huckleberry's headed back to Shyster City. Man!
.....Nancy Padberg took a dim view of one of the conferences that a trustee had requested. No doubt that was about Williams, Orlando Boy. He of the milk mustache.
.....The discussion about a proposed board policy regarding "security cameras" got a little heated. Lots of senior moments—even more than usual. I think there was dissatisfaction with the language of the proposal, which presupposed our going forward with buying this equipment. "Ain't necessarily so," said several trustees, especially those with memory issues and pacemakers. Most of 'em.
.....I managed to get out of there before the gavel came down. I think I heard it as the second door slammed shut behind me.
THIS MAGIC MOMENT: PRAYER AND RESOLUTIONS
(Luddites: click on the big arrow in the middle of the thing below.)
· That awkward "readout" moment
· Fuentean prayer (1:00)
· Resolution for Rich McCullough (1:48)
· Serban (3:40)
· King (4:45)
LOU REED: "THIS MAGIC MOMENT"
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Want to help unseat FUENTES and LANG?
.....Lots of people complain about the weather, but nobody ever does anything about it......Well, some people are trying to do something.
.....I'm talking about unseating FUENTES & LANG in the November '08 election. For those who want to actually do something, you know where to go, who to talk to. Right? IT'S NOT A SECRET. GO. JOIN THOSE WHO ARE ALREADY WORKING.
.....But, in any case, you need to be informed. I urge you to visit and to BOOKMARK the following site: SAVE THE SOCCCD! Its intent is to INFORM. That's all (for now). So, if you want to know who is up for reelection, who plans to run against them, the case against Fuentes & Lang, and so on—here's a good place to start.
.....Again, it's called
SAVE THE SOCCCD!
.....(Luddites: click on the blue words above.)
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Board meeting Monday
.....There are hopeful signs regarding faculty contract negotiations. Possibly, we'll have something good to report Tuesday morning. Meanwhile, the work-to-contract is still very much in effect. As I reported previously, the hiring committee that I served on was 99% finished when the plug was pulled, as per the WTC. We had some great candidates, too. But these faculty are good soldiers. .....A godless bunch, they are.
.....You can count on them.
BOARD MEETING ON MONDAY:
.....The April meeting of the SOCCCD Board of Trustees is set for Monday night (7:00 p.m. for the open session). The agenda outline is available, as per usual, at the district website.
.....At the start of the meeting, the predictable "resolutions" will be adopted (for King, Serban, McCullough, Reynard, et al.). One surprise: Dr. Jerome Hunter, retiring chancellor of the NOCCCD (i.e., the North OCCCD), will be resolved at. We recently reported that Ned Doffoney is among three finalists for the soon-to-be-vacant NOCCCD Chancellor spot.
.....There are two "discussion" item: (1) Saddleback College and Irvine Valley College Curriculum Report—this could get interesting IF faculty fail to come through; it's a Mathurian "command" performance—and (2) Saddleback College and Irvine Valley College Student Learning Outcomes.
.....Recently, we at Dissent researched SLOs and found them to be Spurious, Loathsome, and Odious. (See Making sense of SLOs.)
.....Sorry.
.....There are lots of items regarding Saddleback College's poor BGS building, which is pretty well hosed-down and de-moldified, I guess. The board will tour BGS prior to its 5:00 p.m. closed session.
.....Please, somebody. Set off a stink bomb in there. Do something.

.....Item 5.16 is odd: "ATEP: Change Order Request No. 7: Site Improvements and Signage for the Launch: Approve change order to decrease contract amount by $2070.00 with Los Angeles Engineering, Inc. the total revised contract amount is $2,238,087.33."
..... Which "launch" are they talking about now? What signage?
.....One of the agenda's "general items" is curious: (6.1) "SOCCCD: Adopt Resolution No. 08-10: GASB 43 and 45 Compliance Vendor Selection and Implementation: Adopt resolution to establish an irrevocable trust and appoint a Retirement Board of Authority."
.....—What's that all about?
.....Item 6.4 is the Saddleback College Stadium: "Approve the concept of the Saddleback College Stadium renovation project to support the Saddleback College Foundation raising funds for the project."
.....Mathur must've written that one. Read it. The board is advised to "approve" a project to "support" the Foundation raising funds for the project.
.....Give that man $300K! And a Merc allowance!
.....He's an idiot.
.....The stadium discussion could get interesting. In the past, Trustees Williams and Jay (I believe) have promoted any kind of Stadium upgrade that they can get away with. Some of the other trustees have resisted this mightily.

MEANWHILE, THE ACCREDITATION FOCUS GROUPS ARE FOCUSSING:
.....Don't know about Saddleback's Accreditation "Task Force" or "Focus Group." A reliable senate officer told me that faculty have bailed from it. Is that true?
.....At IVC, faculty with stipends and the like have bent over backwards to reassign their time to the Accreditation "focus group" for that college, bailing from other things (as per the WTC). One faculty w/o stipend dropped off, again, as per WTC.
..... I'm told that yesterday's meeting went very well, though Trustee Don Wagner got snarky like he does. I spoke with Wendy, and she remains upbeat, as do others who attended the meeting.
.....Evidently, the group is writing a document that should go a long way in defining "roles and responsibilities" of various governance-related groups. Sounds good.
.....But what about the plague of despair? It's still here. He's still here.
Note to Don:
FLAG-WAVERS:
• Furious black bear demands that California state flags be taken down immediately
• TV stars to demand "residuals" for display of U.S. and other star-bedecked flags
• English professor suspended for calling deadly college lightning-strike "fortuitous"
• Embattled professor swears he had no idea that "Mr. Goo" means "Mr. Shit" in Hindi
• Expert insists that "McCain" means "puppy-strangler" in Gaelic
• German scientists establish that free will is "ganz kaput"
• College paper reports that issues keep being stolen—but, somehow, no one has read the story
Who will survive?

.....Yesterday, Dissent reported that the accrediting agency (ACCJC/WASC) is sending someone down for a "process audit" re the accreditation of Irvine Valley College. That came as quite a surprise.
.....I'm trying to learn just what is involved in a "process audit," aside from the obvious: an examination of processes. Does anyone know? (See: What is an academic audit?)
Friday, April 25, 2008
Huh? Accrediting "process audit" to be conducted at Irvine Valley College
.....I just got word that the Accrediting agency—ACCJC—is sending someone to Irvine Valley College right away for a “process audit.” The audit, which could take two or three weeks and is expected to be completed by the end of the semester, involves an examination of documents and records along with interviews.
.....The point of the audit, of course, is to examine the college/district processes (as opposed to finances) and to determine whether they are what they should be. And since what exists on paper isn't necessarily what exists in reality, interviews are crucial......Many of us feel that the difficulties in our district do indeed concern "process"—something routinely ignored or subverted by a certain powerful administrator—and so this audit may be a very good thing indeed.
.....No word yet on whether the ACCJC is sending a (or this) process auditor to Saddleback College also.
.....Presumably, the audit comes as an unwelcome surprise to the Chancellor, who is already under fire for causing our 50% difficulty and the massive FUBAR that has been the recent full-time faculty hiring initiative.
.....Stay tuned.
.....For those who don’t follow SOCCCD news, here's some background: our two colleges are expected to turn in reports to the accreditors in October, finally satisfying them, after three years, that we have overcome such difficulties as trustee micromanagement and a “plague” of fear, hostility, and despair. If a college fails to satisfy ACCJC that the trustee meddling and "plague" are at long last overcome, it will lose its accreditation. .....This audit is a strange development indeed. It seems to come from out of the blue.
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