Saturday, April 5, 2008

Déjà vu, sort of, re weird machinations

.....There’s a story in today’s OC Register about South County school board candidates and their curious peekaboo financial contributors (CUSD recall group relied on PAC).
.....It may inspire déjà vu among denizens of the SOCCCD and its two colleges.
.....As you know, the Capistrano Unified School District has endured a series of embarrassing controversies in recent years: the building of the infamous "Taj Mahal"; the compiling of a secret list of parent foes, etc.
.....A recall campaign was launched against some trustees. Parents were hopping mad.
.....Eventually, in 2006, three pro-Recall candidates won seats on the board, in part owing to the support of the CUSD teachers union. But it turns out that the chief financial support those candidates received came from Education Alliance, a Christian right organization that has fought teachers unions since 1994.
.....According to the Reg,
.....The contributions have raised concerns about the CUSD Recall Committee's intentions as it endorses and helps fund the campaigns of candidates in a June recall election that could oust two longtime trustees.
.....The $17,000 donation by the Tustin-based Education Alliance, made days after the three candidates in early November 2006 denied accepting money from the political action committee, created speculation among their opponents that the self-described "back to basics" group had secretly influenced the election.
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.....Financial disclosure statements show the Education Alliance donated $17,000 to the committee on Nov. 2, 2006, five days before the election. The Education Alliance also gave $5,000 to Bryson's individual campaign that day, according to records.
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.....Bryson's campaign reported receiving the Education Alliance's $5,000 donation a day after it was made; the recall committee reported getting its $17,000 donation 11 days later, after the election had ended....
.....News of the donations stunned the Capistrano Unified teachers union, which endorsed Addonizio and Christensen in August 2006 after the two candidates orally assured the union that they were not connected to the Education Alliance, said Vicki Soderberg, president of the Capistrano Unified Education Association. The Education Alliance opposes what it calls the political clout of teachers unions.
....."We're concerned about any candidate with a connection to the Education Alliance," she said. "The CUSD Recall Committee is connected much more closely to the Education Alliance than they are letting on."
.....Now the teachers union is much more skeptical about trusting the recall committee and the candidates it endorses, Soderberg said.
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.....About a week before the election, Addonizio, Bryson and Christensen told The Orange County Register they had not received financial contributions from the Education Alliance.
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Bryson said Friday that she did not know she would be receiving the Education Alliance donation at the time she made her statements to the Register.
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.....But opponents say the donations from the Education Alliance appear to be part of a plan for one special-interest group to wield influence over the school board….

.....You’ll recall that Education Alliance supported Don Wagner and Nancy Padberg (aka "Wagberg") during their successful 1998 run for the South Orange County Community College District board of trustees.
.....But guess what? Wagberg also got support from the SOCCCD teachers union! At the time, a mystified OC Weekly reported that
.....Donald P. Wagner and Nancy Padberg will join Steven Frogue on the South Orange County Community College District board of trustees. Wagner and Padberg were backed by the anti-union, Christian Right Education Alliance and by the district's anti-union teachers union (sadly, you read that right). ”Jeeeeeezuz Christ!” (OC Weekly), Nov. 5, 1998
.....The union’s support came in the form of a pro-Wagberg flier that touted the candidates as opponents of the El Toro airport—although, of course, college trustees had no say on that issue.
.....Evidently, Wagner and Padberg continue to be affliliated with Education Alliance. Back in September (2007), the SOCCCD Board Meeting Highlights newsletter noted that
.....[Board] Vice President Donald P. Wagner [reported that he] … attended the Education Alliance dinner and encouraged everyone in the community to take a look [at] the organization, of which he is a board member.
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.....Trustee Nancy M. Padberg [also] attended ... [the] Educational Alliance dinner....
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.....Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur ... thanked Trustee Wagner for inviting him to the Education Alliance dinner....
It appears that the fund raiser featured noted blowhard Dennis Prager. For photos of the event, go to Prager and Education Alliance

See also: The board's secret allies

Friday, April 4, 2008

A weak smile, the persistence of the Moon

• OFF TO POKEY. A miserable closing chapter to the Nielsen case: Sex-Abuse Victim Confronts Ex-Rohrabacher Aide Jeffrey Ray Nielsen at His Sentencing (R. Scott Moxley in the OC Weekly)
...This façade had served the 37-year-old Ladera Ranch man well, helping him get a job as a Washington, D.C., congressional aide to Representative Dana Rohrabacher, win close friendships with political heavyweights such as Orange County Republican Party bosses Scott Baugh and Tom Fuentes—oh, and lure impressionable seventh-, eighth- and ninth-grade boys into sexual relationships....
• From this afternoon's What's New: ASSHOLE FEARS BLACK HOLE
Technology has changed in the 400 years since Cervantes first told the story of Don Quixote. Windmills are now particle accelerators and the knight’s lance is a federal court injunction, but the plot is the same. It begins with a befuddled lawyer in Hawaii named Walter Wagner. Having read far too much science fiction as a youth, Wagner fantasizes that he is a physicist by virtue of an undergraduate biology degree with a minor in physics. Accompanied by Sancho, his loyal TA, Wagner embarks on an adventure to slay the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a doomsday machine that he believes is poised to destroy the world by creating a black hole. He seems to have forgotten the last time he tried this. In 1999 Wagner warned that RHIC, the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider at Brookhaven National Laboratory, must be slain lest it create a black hole. The then BNL director, Jack Marburger, named a distinguished panel of physicists to investigate. Their report noted that nature has been conducting the relevant safety test for billions of years by colliding heavy-ion cosmic rays with the moon. It concluded that creation of a black hole is "effectively ruled out by the persistence of the Moon."

Friday Afternoon Movie



Hat tip to KPFK's Pocho Hour of Power for bringing this film to Rebel Girl's attention.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Sweet Time

From the OC Register: Latino Notebook: OC writer included in upcoming anthology:
Lisa Alvarez, a professor of English at Irvine Valley College, has a piece in the upcoming anthology "Latinos in Lotusland: An Anthology of Contemporary Southern California Literature." ... 
The story is called "Sweet Time." It tells of two sisters who don't get along and are thrown together as they await their mother's death. ... 
Alvarez maintains a literary calendar on the Web. It's at http://themarkonthewall.blogspot.com/.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Getting caught

.....Today, Tracy Daly informed the district community that there’ll be changes in HR leadership. She announced that “Bob King, Vice Chancellor, Human Resources, will be pursuing his private law practice full-time at the end of April.”
.....Gosh, that’s odd. The fella’s been working in the district for only about two years!
.....You’ll recall that, almost as soon as King arrived, Chancellor Mathur angled to make him the district’s general legal counsel. Trustees soon put the kibosh on that deal. I wonder what that was about?
.....My guess is that the “private law practice” that Bob is now returning to is none other than Legally Nanny, a business started by Bob and his wife that caters to people who want to hire, well, a nanny.
.....On their website, one learns that “At Legally Nanny, we are committed to helping you hire your nanny legally, maximizing your tax savings, and providing you with more time to spend with your family.”
.....The website sports a menu. On the top of the menu is “getting caught.”
.....Gosh, that does sound helpful! Good luck Bobster!

Slapping words on the wall

• From this morning’s OC Reg: 'In God We Trust' not coming soon to Tustin:
…Mayor Pro Tem Doug Davert said a staff report prepared for the meeting amounted to a single paragraph and a photograph. He urged staff to spill more ink to ensure the display would be "educational and accessible to the public."… "Some (cities) just slap the words on the wall of a building open two days a month, which I think is an incredible disservice," said Davert. … Four Orange County cities, including Mission Viejo and San Clemente, have adopted the motto, standardized by U.S. Congress in 1956….
• From this morning’s Inside Higher Ed:
Campus visits for two finalists for the presidency of Monroe Community College, in Rochester, N.Y., have been postponed amid growing criticism of the search process, The Democrat and Chronicle reported. Two search committees recommended two finalists, both presidents of other community colleges. But the college’s board added two other candidates as finalists — even though the search committees had passed them over — including a former county legislator whose candidacy is being pushed by Republican politicians, but who is viewed by many at the college as lacking appropriate experience.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Hooverville Community College

.    As you know, the Chancellor, when he isn’t spending his money (he makes over $300K per year) and tooling around in his district-provided Mercedes, fucks up a lot. One of his all-time top fuckups was allowing the district to slowly descend to and below the “50%” mark for instructional expenditures. That’s a big no-no. We don’t even know what the state will do to us when we finally go south of the 50 line, as we're bound to.
.....That particular boner is the reason that the district is hurrying the hire of about forty new full-time faculty ASAP (that's one way to spend bigtime on "instruction"). Thus, every instructor I know is on one or two hiring committees. It's nuts.
.....This massive hiring initiative is wrong in so many ways, I don’t even wanna get into it.
.....On the committee I’m on, we’re now forced to do our interviews on Saturday and Sunday (this coming weekend). There’s no other time that we can do it, what with all the hiring and interviewing flying around and the HR personnel stretched thin.
.....So, even though our district is swimming in dough (owing to our heretofore bonanzular “basic aid” gravy train), there’s only so much extra faculty pay and benefits our board is willing to spring for (cuz they hate faculty more than they love obeying the law), and that means that the district has got to spend lots less on the non-instructional—you know, toilet paper, paper clips, secretaries, and administrators.
.....And so cost-cutting measures will be descending upon us.

.....There’re lots of rumors, of course, concerning what will get cut. The latest one here at IVC is that they’re gonna remove all walk-up copiers.
.....D’oh!

[UPDATE, 4/2: judging by the comments, it appears that some of our readers interpret this post as reporting that a decision has been made by administration to eliminate the walk-up copiers. Please know that (1) in fact, as near as I can tell, there is no basis for supposing that any such decision has been made or is even being contemplated and (2) in this post, I said only that this was "the latest" rumor (see above), not that the rumor has any basis in fact. Further (3) I deliberately colored the word "rumor" red (see above). Perhaps this failed to achieve what I intended.]


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Now, if that happens, it’ll devastate the college, cuz we pretty much don’t talk to each other around here except when we’re in line to buy coffee or waiting around to use one of the copy machines. On the west end of campus, the chief walk-up copier is housed in the celebrated Howard Gensler Memorial Copy Cubicle, which, despite its namesake, is the most festive and gemütlich zone in the entire district—aside from our (i.e., Reb and my) office door and opium den.
.....How are we ever gonna emerge from our “plague of despair” without our delightful Gensler-free copy zone and coffee klatsch?

.....So the Reb and I have decided to get "proactive," as they say. (Actually, we never use that word.) We’re making a list of the worst possible cost cutting measures, hoping this will send a signal to administration to seek cost-saving elsewhere, like the upper half of Raghu's salary.
.....Eliminating walk-up copiers is #1. Off the top of my head:
2. Convert restrooms to chemistry labs. (Glenn tore out the orange grove, so that's out, latrinewise.)
3. Stop watering the grass. (Hey, we could pump up some of that toxic water just a couple hundred feet below us!)
4. Fire the custodians. (All that unscraped spit and gum on the concrete would form a hideous crust, like one vast potato chip of death.)
5. No more book store. (Well, OK, that's a good idea.)
6. Charge Owen and Wayne for all that gas they pilfered. (Good.)
7. No punch and cookies at commencement. (We'll seem so unsophisticated!)
8. All that mold in A200? Grow it, collect it, sell it. (People need penicillin, don't they?)
9. Charge instructors rent for using their offices (while requiring them do be in their offices all week long). (You know, like the way we pay for parking now!)
10. No more "Astounding Inventions." (Those little rat bastards have taken a free ride long enough!)
Readers, send us your suggestions!

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