“Incredulous stories,” said the corrupt and illiterate BUFFOON

     What do you do when an unstoppable audit of your office is coming down the pike?
     If you’re John Williams, you make a big show of asking for the audit. That’s right. As if it’s your idea. 
     "See how honest I am!" says the conniving twit.
     And, if you’re John Williams, while you're at it, you demonstrate that you’re an illiterate buffoon:

Bates, Public guardian ask for audit (OC Register)

     Public Administrator/Public Guardian John Williams has requested the county audit the operations of his office in the wake of criticism of how his office manages more than $38 million in estates and the lives or deaths of more than 1,000 people every year.
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     But Supervisor Pat Bates had already requested an audit of the office, concentrating on how the office handles large estates. Bates, who made her request Sept. 16, wants the results of the audit within 45 days, said Bates’ chief of staff, Don Hughes.
     “The only way to finally and irrevocably put an end to the scurrilous and incredulous stories, rumors and allegations being spread about my office, my staff and myself, is to have an independent, respected third party look at our books, records, and operations,” Williams said in a statement.
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     The public administrator/public guardian, targeted twice last year by the Orange County Grand Jury, was hurtled once again into the spotlight last month after District Attorney Tony Rackauckas fired Todd Spitzer, one of his hand-picked senior assistant district attorneys and widely believed heir apparent, over alleged “inappropriate contact” with that office.
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     Spitzer claims his firing was politically motivated.
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     “The whole idea he is grabbing little old ladies off the street, putting them in a box and stealing their money is just ridiculous,” [Williams attorney Phil] Greer said. “It’s absurd.”
     Several other groups, including California Coalition of Law Enforcement Associations – a statewide organization representing 80,000 law enforcement officers – have already called on the California Attorney General’s Office to look into Williams’ office.
     “Our members are deeply concerned that the health, welfare and financial estates of present conservatees and those presently under investigation are in jeopardy,” wrote CCLEA President Wayne Quint in a Sept. 7 letter to the Attorney General’s Office.