Professor No-It-All Gets Attitudinous! Answering Questions That You Never Actually Asked, Yet Ever So Helpfully!
Today’s lecture: I See Dead People. I See Dumb People (And Hear Them, Too)
Gotta love those otherwise intuitively skeptical, pro-liberation listeners to KPFK (90.7 FM), the non-corporate alternative Pacifica network community radio station which features the BiblioFella on his modest weekly books show. The station is just now fundraising to stay on the air as the singular independent, reality-based community arts and public affairs media outlet in
Time, then, for some intellectual self-defense. (Don't say I never gave you anything!) The tyranny of monotheism and other exclusivist thinking is the easiest controlling metaphor to hear, if only we will listen for it and talk back, interrupt — politely of course. But nobody talks back. Here’s your chance. Next time a religionist or spiritualist tells you he or she admires representative democracy, embracing it while they live here on Earth (about 78 years, average), ask them how we can believe them. Ask them, politely, how we can trust their commitment to representative democracy since they aspire to dwell after death in a place called Eternity (a lot longer!) not as voters or activists in a democracy but as subjects in a monarchy, with a lord and king telling them what to do. Hard to reconcile, no?
Yes, actually. Very hard. Meanwhile, back at KPFK, on Monday afternoon a caller to “Reality Check with Harrison ,” a funny news and commentary show, reported that she’d learned Professor Howard Zinn (1922-2010) had died. But, no, she didn’t actually say that. Instead, she offered that he’d “left the planet.” Left the planet? In fact, he’d had a heart attack. It happens, to all of us, and I mourn his death.
Professor No-it-allovich’s favorite anecdotal aside: At a memorial service for his friend the poet Allen Ginsberg, the late Kurt Vonnegut began his remarks with this wonderfully droll and humane caution to his audience: “Please, please, please. Nobody else die!” Funny. (And, no Vonnegut is not so much late himself now as he is dead. See actual photo, above!)
Yuri, Alan, Valentina, John, Neil and Buzz “left the planet,” via the Vostok and Mercury and Apollo programs, but they came back. They were cosmonauts and astronauts. Howard Zinn? He was a radical historian. He was not an astronaut, and neither are you, friend. Next week: Herbal Tea Partiers.
5 comments:
Too bad about Zinn, Mr. Peabody.
Dude, there's no doing in Eternity, just being. But even that's wrong.
Once you move to the transcendent and supernatural, you've got to adopt a whole new vocabulary. And there's no translation into Earth.
So I'm told.
Leaving the planet is a metaphor, dude. Get metaphorical.
Sherman here. Who you callin' dumb!? Plus: don't know how you stand to be among all those goofballs at KPFK. They're like a parody of something--of rage against the machine maybe. I like your show, though, Mr. Peabody. You'll excuse me if I imagine you one day running amok at the station with a nurf bat, pounding everybody over the head, causing nurf wounds. Then sitting on the floor amongst the nurf ruins, as the nurf police storm the building with bullets firing nurf bullets.
Do you really find it "hard to reconcile," Andrew, the preference for representative democracy on earth, but a willingness to live under the rule of a benevolent king in the hereafter? I know you disagree with the premise of the very existence of Heaven, but taking believers at face value, is it really "hard to reconcile"? You tell us that believers have brains too small for more than one metaphor (insults are not arguments an unwise philosopher says). But surely, with YOUR big brain, there's room in it to understand the rational preference for democracy in this imperfect world under the rule of humans and submission to the Kingship of God in the next.
I want to see Bullwinkle try to pull WMDs out of his hat.
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