Friday, November 6, 2009

Iraqis. Boy, are they dumb!

Physicist and pesky logical trouble-maker Bob Park today reports several lunacies, including:
There it was, on the front page of the New York Times: the Iraqi government has purchased more than 1500 devices known as the ADE 651 to use at checkpoints. [ADE] stands for Advanced Detection of Explosives.

The 651 is the latest detection device marketed by ATSC (UK) Ltd. It consists of a thin rod mounted on a swivel held by pistol grip…. That's all it is, there are no sensors.

According to Rod Nordland who wrote the article, a retired USAF officer said the device is nothing more than an explosives divining rod. The stupid Iraqis don't know this and paid $16,500-$60,000 each for them, even though American officers told them the devices are worthless. Boy, are they dumb!

Wait! The NYT failed to mention that the US Department of Defense was sold on these devices back in the 90s. Although [that] was classified, they tipped off their favorite novelist, Tom Clancy, that the incredible device could detect people through thick walls by sensing their heartbeats. It was the basis of "Rainbow Six."

It was a scam. Thousands of similar devices are still in use by local police around the country to satisfy "probable cause" requirements for a property search.

ATSC also sells a narcotic detector, but it's exactly the same device....

5 comments:

13 Stoploss said...

I was actually asked by many Iraqi's about the Jewish conspiracy. Their imam's told them that no Jew died in the 9/11 attacks, they were all warned ahead of time, and they did not go to work that morning.

Anonymous said...

Whose Miss Fortune?

Anonymous said...

"Miss Fortune" was a popular feature, penned by the inimitable Red Emma, during the time of trustee Dot Fortune, aka the "bumptious one." Maybe seven years ago, somebody claimed that she had moved far away (central Cal) and that, therefore, her continued tenure as a trustee was a fraud. Amid that ruckus, she resigned. I recall the Donald coming to her defense.

Creeps.

Anonymous said...

Where is she now?

Anonymous said...

Dunno. If we're lucky, she's far, far away. God was she an assh*le. Last I heard, she was up San Luis Obispo way.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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