Monday, October 6, 2008

Forget About a Fair Contract: our reward is in heaven!

And now, something for the teachers in the audience, with a special shout-out to our hard-working contract negotiating team and all the instructors in the district who have been working without a contract longer than Sarah Palin has been governor of Alaska.

Just a little something from last week's VP debate, in case you missed it:

Sarah Palin: “You mentioned education, and I’m glad you did. I know education you are passionate about with your wife being a teacher for 30 years, and god bless her. Her reward is in heaven, right?”

As Bob Herbert put it in his NY Times column last Friday, "Palin's Alternate Universe":

"Now comes Ms. Palin, a smiling, bubbly vice-presidential candidate who travels in an alternate language universe. For Ms. Palin, such things as context, syntax and the proximity of answers to questions have no meaning."

Yeah, and then there's that pie in the sky when you die promise. (In case you didn't know, Jill Biden is a community college English instructor.)

Rebel Girl doesn't know about you, but she'd like her reward right now, thank you very much. Peach pie please, with a side of vanilla ice cream. Not to certain if an unbaptized, non-believer like her gets anything else anywhere else and since she's working here, well. You know.

There's that mortgage to pay.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd like apple pie with domestic partnership benefits, please.

Anonymous said...

"I know education you are passionate about with your wife being a teacher for 30 years, and god bless her."

Oooh, that's painful to read.

Anonymous said...

Come on.

She's not suggesting that you shouldn't get paid, she's just suggesting that God will give you more because you're teachers!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the nogotiating team can negotiate one contract for believers and another contract for the heathens among us, taking into consideration that the believers will get more later and we (the heathens) will not.

Anonymous said...

The stock market just fell, oh, 500 points or something. Boom. Just like that. Boom.

Anonymous said...

Maria's song...West Side Story. Welcome to the
wonderful world of Palin.


"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!"

After all....What other qualifications does a girl need?

Anonymous said...

Where I come from, when someone says "your reward's in heaven," they mean that you're doing a thankless job.

This time, I'd like for Americans to vote for the candidate who can construct a sound sentence.

Anonymous said...

Dear Teacher: The check is in the mail.
- God

Anonymous said...

It's never too late to be saved.

Anonymous said...

What about the classified? lol
dont we get to go to heavan? or being classified is an automatic trip through the pearly gates?
I would like to make a shout out on IVCTV to all of the classified employees. heheheeheheee
quite frankly i dont like either presidential candidates. wheres ross perot?

Anonymous said...

I want to be saved from Jesus's followers, 6:29.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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