Thursday, August 28, 2008

Gotta Clue?

Sometimes the first week of classes is a lot like the classic Parker Brothers board game, CLUE.

You know the one where players try to figure out whodunnit where and with what.

People drop by our office brandishing their latest theories: Miss Scarlet in the ballroom with a candlestick? they ask. Colonel Mustard in the hallway with a holepuncher? The biologist in the classroom with the cadaver? The consultant in the PAC with the report? The student in the parking lot with the iPod? Professor Plum at ATEP with the paper shredder?

Maybe it's just the back-to-school adrenaline kicking in. Maybe it's something more.

We don't really know, but someone out there must. Do tell.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard that Chunk's old classroom is becoming the cadaver room for Bio.

I don't know how he feels about that.

Anonymous said...

One of the festive strings of helium balloons came down and strangled an already spindly and challenged tree in front of the A-100 building.

Anonymous said...

John Williams in the boardroom with our contract!

Anonymous said...

Yes, my old room was so uninhabitable that they converted it into a cadaver storage area. Meanwhile, Humanities and Languages, the cash cow of the college, doesn't have a building of its own. Business, with its tiny set of classes and students--naturally, it has a fabulous new building. And the fine arts people? I know much but can say nothing here. Now there's a dysfunctional family. They've got the PAC. We can thank Raghu Mathur for this FUBAR.

Anonymous said...

er, Mr. Green with a gradebook in the Billard Room.

Anonymous said...

I heard it was more like a candlestick-y thing.

Anonymous said...

socks?

Bohrstein said...
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Bohrstein said...

Math professor with a calculator!

Physics professor with an experiment!

Philosophy professor with a "critical thought"!

CompSci Professor with an AI robot!
(Just kidding, there isn't a damned CS professor at IVC that could write a program, let alone any kind of AI).

Had to rewrite to clarify, and fix a spelling mistake.

13 Stoploss said...

wait, we have a billiards room?

Anonymous said...

Yes, there's a billiard room on the second floor of the Student center. It's for students.

Anonymous said...

The billiards room is a creepy ill-lit place in a corner of the second floor. All guys, no women. Big TV set. Smelly.

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