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Thursday, August 2, 2007
Motto Magazine blows
Sister Fannie is doing better today. Recoverywise—irrespective of how she feels—she’s doing wonderfully. She’s feeling a bit better too.
An hour ago, I took a few pics in and around Pacifica—in particular, near Pedro Point/Pedro Valley. Here are a few of ‘em. Plus I took some quick snaps of Tiger-Ann, the northern weasel. Click on the pics to make them larger.
MOTTOES. I noticed a curious item in this morning’s Inside Higher Ed. IHR reports that a new publication, Motto Magazine, intends to help people to “work with purpose, passion and profit.”
M&M offers its “top ten” list of college mottoes. Here they are (the commentary is my own):
1. Cornell University: “I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study.”
Rumpology is a study.
2. Brown University: “In God we hope.”
Does this mean they hope God finally does the right thing? Understandable, but that’s a bit insulting to the (alleged) Deity. Not that I'm complaining. Or does it mean that they hope the guy (or Guy) exists? But then, if he does exist, he’ll be pissed at you, right?
3. Wellesley College: “Not to be ministered unto, but to minister.”
Not bad.
4. Stanford University: “The wind of freedom blows.”
I hate to break it to you guys, but, "blows" means "sucks."
5. University of Pennsylvania: “Laws without morals are useless.”
Truisms without panache are pretty useless, too.
6. Seton Hall University: “Whatever risk, yet go forward.”
Whatever risk? How about: the sky might be set on fire if we do this.
Don’t be an asshole.
7. Dartmouth College: “A voice of one crying out in the wilderness.”
I don’t get it. Are you talkin’ about Dartmouth’s voice? Hanover, New Hampshire. That's some wilderness.
8. Carnegie Mellon University: “My heart is in the work.”
I like this one. The business school must get a motto exemption, though.
9. Clark Atlanta University: “I’ll find a way or make one.”
Mottowise, a better fit might be: “we’re blowhards.”
10. Brigham Young University: “Enter to learn, go forth to serve.”
Jeez, these are the top ten? If these are the best, I wonder what the one-thousandth ranked motto is like? Maybe: "Get laid."
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That cat rings a familiar, yet lively, connection to the second cat. Would you assert the first cat to be the same as the second cat? Or is the first cat not the second cat? Can you prof it?
Only one cat is photographed here, namely, the lovely and talented Tiger-Ann.
Yo, Chunkster (Huckster)! Pop a few "yellow jackets," man. You're attempt at sarcasm really blows(urban dictionary). Smile and be happy, dude!
Chunk
Glad to hear your sister is feeling better.
Wasn't the motto of Faber College "Knowledge is Good"?
I thought the BYU motto was "breeding without pleasure."
Very funny post!
And Pacifica is gorgeous. I was brought up to disdain it because it was on the Peninsula. When I finally went there for some reason I was blown away and I thought: this is the evil place we aren't supposed to move?
I think the reason Dartmouth's motto is Vox clamante in deserto is because of the repeated difficulties Eleazar Wheelock had in getting it started; for a while, he really was a voice crying out in the wilderness.
Of course, nowadays, it would really be something more like "a bunch of frat boys puking in the wilderness."
--Thanks Prof Z, and Jonathan.
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